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Get Primus?

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I'd rather we actually focussed on getting the midfield. I am not sure the issue is the midfield coach.

 

Bit early?

Primus won't be going anywhere else this season.

I'd guess he'll end up at Geelong.

But while he is somewhat impressive, shouldn't we be looking for successful coaches?


ruck coach at best. you gotta feel for primus though did his best for the club yet when you got hack player that dont put in 100% coach gets all the heat yet the player get let off easy.

I'd rather we actually focussed on getting the midfield. I am not sure the issue is the midfield coach.

ah yes.... The old Horse before the Cart trick !!!!!

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Still need the cart though.

We can get both at the same time. Our development has been shizen. Lets further improve our coaching pannel as well as midfield with drafting and development.

It's not like we can only focus on one.


when i saw the title of this thread i thought you have got to be joking because i was thinking he was being suggested as head coach!!!

no idea what he would be like as a ruck or mid coach but i'd say stay away from him as we brought in a number of new coaches this year and need to see how they go about things in the long run.

My guess is that Craig will join Leon Cameron at port,and Malthouse will take Craig's spot at Melbourne.

The probability that someone will be subject to a "let's get ..." statement can be explained by the following formula:

P = (X/16 * D)/T

where:

P is the probability in per cent

X is your club's position on the ladder

D is a factor of 100 if the poster is on Demonland

T is the time elapsed in days since the person was sacked

Ah! Maths - the one true faith.

Footy and mathematics together at last, as it should be.

My guess is that Craig will join Leon Cameron at port,and Malthouse will take Craig's spot at Melbourne.

Big call.

Please one X Port never been is enough for the MFC in our lifetimes.

The probability that someone will be subject to a "let's get ..." statement can be explained by the following formula:

P = (X/16 * D)/T

where:

P is the probability in per cent

X is your club's position on the ladder

D is a factor of 100 if the poster is on Demonland

T is the time elapsed in days since the person was sacked

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