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Jonesbag
in Melbourne Demons

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YES

apologies, was going to be hit or miss

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    Tom to cop a behind the play shirtfront......

    .......id anticipate that will be the case!

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    How about

    For Jimmys sake

    Thats why we're trying

    we dont need scully

    and we're not lying

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    Sheedy's [censored]

    A fair amount of angst built up there DC

    I hope you can exorcise it by 6pm on Sunday.

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    A fair amount of angst built up there DC

    I hope you can exorcise it by 6pm on Sunday.

    I like the choice of words there, OD.

    Maybe some Demons are worth saying goodbye to.

    "Exorcised"

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    Sheedy's bottle of wine: 9.99

    Scully's contract: 6,000,000

    Having Mitch Clark: Priceless

    And Phil Scully is really fat

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    I like the choice of words there, OD.

    Maybe some Demons are worth saying goodbye to.

    "Exorcised"

    Definitely

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    And Phil Scully is really fat

    I rarely lol on here.

    I lol'd.

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    Ok, one sign that reads "Exorcised" to come out in the last, and one that reads "Phil Scully is Really Fat" to be brought out at any time.

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    Ok, one sign that reads "Exorcised" to come out in the last, and one that reads "Phil Scully is Really Fat" to be brought out at any time.

    Tom has been exorcised

    Phil has never exercised

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    Tom has been exorcised

    Phil has never exercised

    Ok, thread over.

    We're done.

    Someone get to Officeworks or wherever one goes to make a large banner.

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    A fair amount of angst built up there DC

    I hope you can exorcise it by 6pm on Sunday.

    yeah lots of angus bull there od

    would you prefer "Sheedy's Dog"

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    I liked Supermercado's Demonblog idea (3rd last paragraph) of the "$cully Filth" sign on the bed-sheet on the top level of the Ponsford - apparently has a historical call-back as well as when Peter Moore came to the Demons the Pies fans rolled out a "Moore Filth" sign. I like that sort of continuity in the game.

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    I really hope some of these get made!! Post photos if you see them around too!!

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    I really hope some of these get made!! Post photos if you see them around too!!

    me too, get the bed sheets out lads and start painting!

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    An Earthquake and a Demon win,

    Tom your arse is about to cave in!

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    Knock Knock.

    Who is it?

    It's me, Tom and I got the stuff.

    Who is it ?

    It's me! Tom, and I got the stuff man!

    Toms not here man.

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    "SNAKE and the Fat Dad!"

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    Hey Phil, least yas could do is shout the bar at 1/2time on Sunday ya scumbag

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    "We just sent Max to the pub, he'll share his drinks with you after the match"

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    I would have two, first I would paint a potato gold and have a sign beneath it saying “MILLION DOLLAR SPUD". The other sign would simply say “THANKS FOR LEAVING TOM"

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