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Scully Banners

Jonesbag
in Melbourne Demons

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Had a look on big footy and thought it was a god idea.

Had a laugh at a few of them and on a slow work day, it would be good to see what hypothetical banners we could come up with.

Id have something along the lines of

"If your talking about the Scullys i feel bad for your son, Phil had 99 kids and didnt eat 1"

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    A picture of Jim Stynes on the scoreboard throughout the game would work well. Imagine how weasel boy would feel each time it appeared.

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    DEAR TWO FACED TOM

    TAKE YOUR FAT WALLET

    AND YOUR PHILTHY FAT OLD MAN

    AND GET OFF OUR GROUND.

    Lol

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    The banner should read "You'll always be Gephatto's puppet, Pinocchio!"

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    Too much for a banner, but this is for those who now dismiss it all with "get over it" and "move on":-

    Tom,

    had you not been our number one pick,

    had you not lied to Jim and your supporters,

    had you given us more than just one year,

    had your dad not got a job at GWS,

    had you not gone "up for just a look"

    we may well have moved on.

    You made your bed with your dad, have fun laying in it.

    Come this Sunday, be wary of the "footsteps"

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    Or just something really simple like......Thanks Tom......as long as he can READ them....

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    I was Pi55ed off at the time,but who cares now,move on.

    Had we kept Tom,we wouldn't have Mitch and 2 early picks.

    WE WON!!!!!!!!

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    "The truth is out there Scully" - the Ex Files

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    One word.

    "$cummy"

    Yeah nice and simple....
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    I was Pi55ed off at the time,but who cares now,move on.

    Had we kept Tom,we wouldn't have Mitch and 2 early picks.

    WE WON!!!!!!!!

    Yeah we won....yay....but we can still give it to him cant we!??
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    I was Pi55ed off at the time,but who cares now,move on.

    Had we kept Tom,we wouldn't have Mitch and 2 early picks.

    WE WON!!!!!!!!

    Yeah we all no we won, its still fun to give him [censored] though. Zero points for trying to take the moral high ground here pal.

    Try sinking the boot in, im sure you will enjoy it :)

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    Yeah we won....yay....but we can still give it to him cant we!??

    Yes.

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    Fee fi fo fum

    we want the blood of Phil's scum Tom !!

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    No Heart

    No Soul

    So glad Tom has gone.

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    "LIAR" and a picture of Scully would do me.

    He chased the money, as do lots of other players, so he is no different there. But he is a liar, and that is what gets to me. He lied to our club, and our president, and the supporters for an entire year. He lied even when caught at Sydney airport. He had no shame and no regard for anyone but himself. And for that, he deserves to be abused.

    I have no time for liars. Have the balls to be honest about your intentions, and you'll always walk away with your integrity.

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    Liar liar pants on fire.

    Edited by PaulRB

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    "Tom who?"

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    LYING TO JIM

    UNFORGIVABLE

    Edited by DemonWA

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    I was Pi55ed off at the time,but who cares now,move on.

    Had we kept Tom,we wouldn't have Mitch and 2 early picks.

    WE WON!!!!!!!!

    Don't understand this

    We may've "won", but we still had a # 1 pick turn his back on the club after giving us little / nothing on field

    Sorry, I'm filthy and will be until he retires (and then will still be filthy and tell my future grandkids about what a miserable little mercenary he is)

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    Number 1 pick

    Wore no.31

    Wants to be a one club player.

    Now eating falafels

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