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We are of the competition, not in the competition. Since Froggy we have been ghosting in the competition, Simon Eishold scarcely believing he could kick us into a grand final kicking the ball sideways, dropping bundles of consecutive games in our 'good years' ie 19887-1991, champion players leaving or not joining our club (darren jarman, scott thompson, Gerard Healey, Ronald Dale, Jeff Farmer) and now falling away into some ghostland where we have an AFL merchandising sticker attached to our jumpers to prove we are in the 18, but in reality the competition has only six or so members, the others are just drawing direct debits out of followers and leading us along a merry path of bottoming out, tanking, 'renewing' and still getting smashed interstate. This is the ultimate truth of the VFL/AFL competition, it just can't stand 18 competitors so many of them are in name only with secondary fixtures and secondary TV access. This is a path to oblivion, Froggy you should have taken more time with that snap, it was over so fast and the tv stations destroyed the match footage anyway.

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So are you saying that we have been dead all this time?!

What a twist!

 

Sounds like Pulp Fiction .

I agree with Mr Bush here. We have been "Ghosting" for years...This time we must get it right or we will forever be that club of history & no more.

Superb film btw. Must watch it again.

Edited by why you little


I do tend to think that a few more seasons like the last couple and .......

I do tend to think that a few more seasons like the last couple and .......

We will be F$&@ed mate. It is now or not at all.

Well, Checker Hughes did say to play like Demons. Just didn't tell us we'd be left haunting a metaphysical void.

 

If what you're trying to say is that our list are the M. Night Shyamalan of the league then I reckon you're onto something. Good early form that shows huge potential, only to underwhelm time after time once well and truly in the public eye.

Or maybe It's more like The Village. Willfully living in an era past afraid to do the work required of the modern era.

As long as it doesn't turn into The Crying Game I will be happy!

Bottom line is we've got one slug left in the chamber ... Neeld, the current crop and an injection of talent in November after we cull the dead weight.

The club must be a force by 2015/16 or we will wilt and die.

Bottom line is we've got one slug left in the chamber ... Neeld, the current crop and an injection of talent in November after we cull the dead weight.

The club must be a force by 2015/16 or we will wilt and die.

That is the same bottom line I am looking at RR

It is not pretty!


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