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Game Day

Chook
in Melbourne Demons

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Morton drops a sitter up and under because he's scared of getting hurt, and costs us another goal. GTFO!

 

Good to see Watts getting some hard ball, Clark has also done pretty well.

Anything besides that? Bloody [censored].

piece of [censored] of a club!!! [censored] off melbourne!
 

RFC are a third rate side.....

Our one achievement today has been to make them look good

God we are SH!T.... No Ticker


What's the bloody point anymore? It's just gut wrenching disappointment week in week out.

I've never one to get stuck in to the players or the club, I've been optimistic and patient, but this pathetic display I'm watching right now, not sure I've been so down, disappointed, disgusted in the effort of the players.. All I want to see is them have a crack, don't even get that...

Aaron Davey needs to retire.

He tries to do the things he used to, but he has lost the pace and just can't outrun ANYONE. Just can't get away.
 

Im depressed.

in country footy we are taught to man up at all costs!!!! wat the [censored] are we letting too many loose players run free!??

i dont care what people say i seriously have noo confidence in neeld, our game plan is the worst in the AFL i have not seen one ounce of positive these last three weeks!


We will be eleven zip half way mark Beamer col Sylvia help at had 20 on Clark first goal

What sort of midfielfd effort was that? No Jamar, no Jones, no McKenzie, no Trengove. Must have thought they had done ok in the first half. No appearance your worship. Jones throws one arm in. Give me a break. Timid.

This last quarter is massive for the club.

trengove needs to get I the game.


Happy to forget the West Coast game but the Second half against the Lions and Tigers is club destroying.

We will be eleven zip half way mark Beamer col Sylvia help at had 20 on Clark first goal

???????????????????????

11 goals to 0

Game plan B?

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There have been people riding Garland's back for a while now, and I'm certainly seeing it. Horrible turn-over.

This last quarter is massive for the club.

trengove needs to get I the game.

Not really. That third quarter said everything about where the club is at. Heads dropping left right and centre. ESPECIALLY centre.


Just had a look and, at 3/4 time, 16 of the top 18 possession getters on the ground were Tigers. I don't care what the game plan is, we are never going to win games of footy with stats like that...

Webjet just crashed!

 

This is the first time in my life I left a game early. We are a disgusting joke and I am [censored] sick of the bunch of lazy hacks representing this club.

Pathetic.

Does anyone have any more chicken hearts to drop down at the club? Astonishing lack of spine, clearly below AFL level. Can we clone Matty Whelan 22 times?

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