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Month off work. Take drinking to a new level and probably stay nude for the entire time. I'd also buy every piece of memorabilia available.

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Given it might be in the afterlife ie 2064 I need to give it some extra thought.

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In grade 1 - back in 1983 my best mate at the time and I made an agreement that we'd walk down the main street of our hometown naked when we win a premiership. Still waiting :)

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Well if i'm in Hell I'm sure nobody will tell me

If I'm in Heaven I'll be watching it on 4D telly with a few other demonlanders

More likely though I'll have to rely on the worms to get me regular updates from demonland

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Embarrassing to admit but I'd probably just cry and cry.

I almost don't even want to consider it the thought might wish it away.

Never seen one 2000 is the closest I have come but that was extinguished about 10mins in.


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will never happen, we will fold first

we are miles behind the big boys and the gap just keeps widening

If you really believe that, without any margin for hope, why do you bother?

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If you really believe that, without any margin for hope, why do you bother?

because i'm not going to be a [censored] who changes sides and i love footy so i have no choice but to simply endure it. That's what supporting this club has become, something we all must endure like some sick punishment.

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because i'm not going to be a [censored] who changes sides and i love footy so i have no choice but to simply endure it. That's what supporting this club has become, something we all must endure like some sick punishment.

you're not Presbyterian by any chance C&B ?

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because i'm not going to be a [censored] who changes sides and i love footy so i have no choice but to simply endure it. That's what supporting this club has become, something we all must endure like some sick punishment.

If you don't enjoy doing something, stop doing it.

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I'm taking a note of everyone who has given it to me in the past week. That includes a number of Hawthorn, Carlton and St. Kilda supporters who laughing at us, or just saying how %$#@ed up we are at the moment.

I have their mobile numbers. I have their addresses. I am collecting MFC scarfs and I should have quite a few by the time we finally win a flag.

And then i will pay them a visit. I promise to be very tired and emotional when they see me.

I don't plan to do anything illegal, but I'm open to suggestions as to what I can do with the scarfs.


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I will only eat, drink, wear or sleep with anything that is red and or blue for a month

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Wow what will I do we win a flag? I would do a 400 metre individual medley in a pool of scotch with my old tooheys number 5 i got as a kid. I would watch the dvd in all languages (I would love to hear Jack Watts kicks his tenth goal in spanish) . I would have to hang [censored] on everyone who isn't a melbourne supporter whilst still swimming in scotch. Then I would have to get out of my scotch pool to sign my divorce papers but it will all be worth it.

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Hmm was along time ago but we won so many when i was a kid so 59 , 60 and 64 didn't really cause me to drink anything stronger than Milo

The next one i might add a second spoonful ;)

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My ol man brought me up, red & blue in our veins as long as I stay sober enuf until the final siren , he wants to pub crawl all the way home & then to Thailand or Vegas for a Long earned massage .... R we getting ahead of ourselves ,,,, dreaming is good

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Thanks Ron for the post, nothing wrong with a little dreaming now and again.

Posted

will never happen, we will fold first

we are miles behind the big boys and the gap just keeps widening

I will never let you forget this post C & B, thank christ you weren't up against the huns in WW2!

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