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"Thread locked'.

Cant believe these words are used in a labour voting state.

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    "Thread locked'.

    Cant believe these words are used in a labour voting state.

    What sort of labour are they voting for Jizz? Free labour, induced labour, black labour, white labour, underpaid labour.........?

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    What sort of labour are they voting for Jizz? Free labour, induced labour, black labour, white labour, underpaid labour.........?

    Probably your/you're labour.

    As they say in the classic fishing show=====fish ooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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    "Thread locked'.

    Cant believe these words are used in a labour voting state.

    A green voting state would say "dread locked".

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    A green voting state would say "dread locked".

    Like that,2 ticks for your/you're thinking.

    I see biffs seat of prahran also got thier greenie in also.

    Too bad that the greenies who didnt get in couldnt be chased by farmers and shot on site.

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    Like that,2 ticks for your/you're thinking.

    I see biffs seat of prahran also got thier greenie in also.

    Too bad that the greenies who didnt get in couldnt be chased by farmers and shot on site.

    FMD! You're (not your) sillier than Fl og!

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    Like that,2 ticks for your/you're thinking.

    I see biffs seat of prahran also got thier greenie in also.

    Too bad that the greenies who didnt get in couldnt be chased by farmers and shot on site.

    That's the ticket, aren't you just a tolerant and progressive [censored] today Jazzy O.

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    That's the ticket, aren't you just a tolerant and progressive [censored] today Jazzy O.

    First time ive craved a ciggie so much.

    Just throwing out chook feed for the masses.

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    First time *ive craved a ciggie so much.

    Just throwing out chook feed for the masses.

    That assumes that the 'masses' GAS about what you have to say. You get far more oxygen (which is still very little) than what you deserve.

    *I've

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    Like that,2 ticks for your/you're thinking.

    I see biffs seat of prahran also got thier greenie in also.

    Too bad that the greenies who didnt get in couldnt be chased by farmers and shot on site.

    Clem was a fan of the LGBT community JiZZa

    I'm sure he would win your vote if someone told you that this acronym means:

    Large Gormless Backwards [censored].

    I'm actually surprised he lost ,but not overly emotional about it.

    I'd prefer the destruction of the current political and economic order with a violent and bloody class struggle in which the ultra ignorant were humanely put down.

    But that's just me.

    It may take time to catch on.

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    Clem was a fan of the LGBT community JiZZa

    I'm sure he would win your vote if someone told you that this acronym means:

    Large Gormless Backwards [censored].

    I'm actually surprised he lost ,but not overly emotional about it.

    I'd prefer the destruction of the current political and economic order with a violent and bloody class struggle in which the ultra ignorant were humanely put down.

    But that's just me.

    It may take time to catch on.

    A good dictator would do wonders for our country at the moment.

    Most people just remember Adolph and dont realise some of the good things that dictators can do to the economy and unemployable masses that we seem to be supporting with our taxes.

    We could even import a dictator from overseas for the "i like his accent"voting power.

    A ex russian,romanian,chechan? or even i dare say it Belarusuian.

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    I'll be back!

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    A good dictator would do wonders for our country at the moment.

    Most people just remember Adolph and dont realise some of the good things that dictators can do to the economy and unemployable masses that we seem to be supporting with our taxes.

    We could even import a dictator from overseas for the "i like his accent"voting power.

    A ex russian,romanian,chechan? or even i dare say it Belarusuian.

    yeah, sacha baron cohen aka borat would fit the bill nicely........biffo could be his deputy

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    Get go.

    I hate it.

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    Although.

    There was a Victorian state cricketer, a bowler, whose name I forget who was given the nickname "Clock" because he had one arm longer than the other.

    High standard I would suggest.

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    People on this forum giving new players nicknames. They are always so lame and make me cringe each time.

    In a related vein, I really, really detest made up names and nicknames for the other 17 AFL clubs such as Carlscum, Essendope, Whorethorn, etc. Maybe it's because it's about 40 years since I left secondary school*, and maybe it's just me, but I find them all juvenile.

    *PS: Good luck to any Demonlander (or family member of a Demonlander) who getting his or her VCE results today.

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    Does anyone know nicknames conferred on the Dees by followers of other clubs? Or are we unworthy?

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    Does anyone know nicknames conferred on the Dees by followers of other clubs? Or are we unworthy?

    scarlet was heard once to refer to us as " fiddly dees" - quite apt on recent history

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    In a related vein, I really, really detest made up names and nicknames for the other 17 AFL clubs such as Carlscum, Essendope, Whorethorn, etc. Maybe it's because it's about 40 years since I left secondary school*, and maybe it's just me, but I find them all juvenile.

    *PS: Good luck to any Demonlander (or family member of a Demonlander) who getting his or her VCE results today.

    from now on only high-brow humour will be allowed on land (take note bbo)

    all other forms of humour should be reported to admin.

    ldvc can be the unofficial land humour nazi - should keep him very busy

    of course we will all keep a very close watch on any humour ldvc personally attempts, for appropriateness

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