Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.
Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Cliches that need to be banned on this site.

...
in Melbourne Demons

Featured Replies

 
 

"Thread locked'.

Cant believe these words are used in a labour voting state.

  • Quote

    "Thread locked'.

    Cant believe these words are used in a labour voting state.

    What sort of labour are they voting for Jizz? Free labour, induced labour, black labour, white labour, underpaid labour.........?

  • Quote

    What sort of labour are they voting for Jizz? Free labour, induced labour, black labour, white labour, underpaid labour.........?

    Probably your/you're labour.

    As they say in the classic fishing show=====fish ooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

    Edited by jazza

  • Quote

    "Thread locked'.

    Cant believe these words are used in a labour voting state.

    A green voting state would say "dread locked".

  • Quote

    A green voting state would say "dread locked".

    Like that,2 ticks for your/you're thinking.

    I see biffs seat of prahran also got thier greenie in also.

    Too bad that the greenies who didnt get in couldnt be chased by farmers and shot on site.

  • Quote
    •  

    Like that,2 ticks for your/you're thinking.

    I see biffs seat of prahran also got thier greenie in also.

    Too bad that the greenies who didnt get in couldnt be chased by farmers and shot on site.

    FMD! You're (not your) sillier than Fl og!

  • Quote

    Like that,2 ticks for your/you're thinking.

    I see biffs seat of prahran also got thier greenie in also.

    Too bad that the greenies who didnt get in couldnt be chased by farmers and shot on site.

    That's the ticket, aren't you just a tolerant and progressive [censored] today Jazzy O.

  • Quote

    That's the ticket, aren't you just a tolerant and progressive [censored] today Jazzy O.

    First time ive craved a ciggie so much.

    Just throwing out chook feed for the masses.

  • Quote

    First time *ive craved a ciggie so much.

    Just throwing out chook feed for the masses.

    That assumes that the 'masses' GAS about what you have to say. You get far more oxygen (which is still very little) than what you deserve.

    *I've

  • Quote

    Like that,2 ticks for your/you're thinking.

    I see biffs seat of prahran also got thier greenie in also.

    Too bad that the greenies who didnt get in couldnt be chased by farmers and shot on site.

    Clem was a fan of the LGBT community JiZZa

    I'm sure he would win your vote if someone told you that this acronym means:

    Large Gormless Backwards [censored].

    I'm actually surprised he lost ,but not overly emotional about it.

    I'd prefer the destruction of the current political and economic order with a violent and bloody class struggle in which the ultra ignorant were humanely put down.

    But that's just me.

    It may take time to catch on.

  • Quote

    Clem was a fan of the LGBT community JiZZa

    I'm sure he would win your vote if someone told you that this acronym means:

    Large Gormless Backwards [censored].

    I'm actually surprised he lost ,but not overly emotional about it.

    I'd prefer the destruction of the current political and economic order with a violent and bloody class struggle in which the ultra ignorant were humanely put down.

    But that's just me.

    It may take time to catch on.

    A good dictator would do wonders for our country at the moment.

    Most people just remember Adolph and dont realise some of the good things that dictators can do to the economy and unemployable masses that we seem to be supporting with our taxes.

    We could even import a dictator from overseas for the "i like his accent"voting power.

    A ex russian,romanian,chechan? or even i dare say it Belarusuian.

  • Quote

    I'll be back!

  • Quote

    A good dictator would do wonders for our country at the moment.

    Most people just remember Adolph and dont realise some of the good things that dictators can do to the economy and unemployable masses that we seem to be supporting with our taxes.

    We could even import a dictator from overseas for the "i like his accent"voting power.

    A ex russian,romanian,chechan? or even i dare say it Belarusuian.

    yeah, sacha baron cohen aka borat would fit the bill nicely........biffo could be his deputy

  • Quote

    Get go.

    I hate it.

  • Quote

    Although.

    There was a Victorian state cricketer, a bowler, whose name I forget who was given the nickname "Clock" because he had one arm longer than the other.

    High standard I would suggest.

  • Quote

    People on this forum giving new players nicknames. They are always so lame and make me cringe each time.

    In a related vein, I really, really detest made up names and nicknames for the other 17 AFL clubs such as Carlscum, Essendope, Whorethorn, etc. Maybe it's because it's about 40 years since I left secondary school*, and maybe it's just me, but I find them all juvenile.

    *PS: Good luck to any Demonlander (or family member of a Demonlander) who getting his or her VCE results today.

  • Quote

    Does anyone know nicknames conferred on the Dees by followers of other clubs? Or are we unworthy?

  • Quote
    •  

    Does anyone know nicknames conferred on the Dees by followers of other clubs? Or are we unworthy?

    scarlet was heard once to refer to us as " fiddly dees" - quite apt on recent history

  • Quote

    In a related vein, I really, really detest made up names and nicknames for the other 17 AFL clubs such as Carlscum, Essendope, Whorethorn, etc. Maybe it's because it's about 40 years since I left secondary school*, and maybe it's just me, but I find them all juvenile.

    *PS: Good luck to any Demonlander (or family member of a Demonlander) who getting his or her VCE results today.

    from now on only high-brow humour will be allowed on land (take note bbo)

    all other forms of humour should be reported to admin.

    ldvc can be the unofficial land humour nazi - should keep him very busy

    of course we will all keep a very close watch on any humour ldvc personally attempts, for appropriateness

  • Quote

    • Archived

    This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

    Go to topic listing

    Featured Content

    • AFLW PREVIEW: West Coast

      Epic battle alert.  This Sunday, Casey Fields hosts a coach’s showdown pitting the wits of the master Mick Stinear (92 games, 71.7% win rate) against his protégé Daisy Pearce (16 games, 43.8%). Still early in her coaching journey, Daisy’s record doesn’t yet reflect her impact — but she’s already the best-performed coach at West Coast.Dais’ is mythic.  Like Katniss Everdeen, everyone either wants to kiss her, kill her (sporting metaphor) or be her.  Toothers Daisy Pearce is a role model, someone admired for their heart, humility and humour.

      • 0 replies
      Demonland

    • AFLW REPORT: Port Adelaide

      Well, that was a shock. The Demons 4-game unbeaten run came to a grinding halt in a tense, scrappy affair at the sunny, windy Alberton Oval, with the Power holding on for a 2-point win. The Dees had their chances—plenty of them—but couldn't convert when it mattered most. Port’s tackling pressure rattled the Dees, triggering a fumble frenzy and surprising lack of composure from seasoned players.

      • 0 replies
      Demonland

    • Welcome to Demonland: Steven King

      The Melbourne Football Club has selected a new coach for the 2026 season appointing Geelong Football Club assistant coach Steven King to the head role.

        • Sad
        • Shocked
        • Like
      • 961 replies
      Demonland

    • AFLW PREVIEW: Port Adelaide

      The undefeated Demons venture across the continent to the spiritual home of the Port Adelaide Football Club on Saturday afternoon for the inaugural match for premiership points between these long-historied clubs. Alberton Oval will however, be a ground familiar to our players following a practice match there last year. We lost both the game and Liv Purcell, who missed 7 home and away matches after suffering facial fractures in the dying moments of the game.

      • 1 reply
      Demonland

    • AFLW REPORT: Richmond

      A glorious sunny afternoon with a typically strong Casey Fields breeze favouring the city end greeted this round four clash of the undefeated Narrm against the winless Tigers. Pre-match, the teams entered the ground through the Deearmy’s inclusive banner—"Narrm Football Weaving Communities Together and then Warumungu/Yawuru woman and Fox Boundary Rider, Megan Waters, gave the official acknowledgement of country. Any concerns that Collingwood’s strategy of last week to discombobulate the Dees would be replicated by Ryan Ferguson and his Tigers evaporated in the second quarter when Richmond failed to use the wind advantage and Narrm scored three unanswered goals. 

      • 4 replies
      Demonland

    • CASEY: Frankston

      The late-season run of Casey wins was broken in their first semifinal against Frankston in a heartbreaking end at Kinetic Stadium on Saturday night that in many respects reflected their entire season. When they were bad, they committed all of the football transgressions, including poor disposal, indiscipline, an inability to exert pressure, and some terrible decision-making, as exemplified by the period in the game when they conceded nine unanswered goals from early in the second quarter until halfway through the third term. You rarely win when you do this.

      • 0 replies
      Demonland
    View All

    Configure browser push notifications
    Chrome (Android)
    1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
    2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
    3. Adjust your preference.
    Chrome (Desktop)
    1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
    2. Select Site settings.
    3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.