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Posted
6 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

In Fiji. Bananas everywhere.

In Nam, 

tiny here but omnipresent.

Posted
12 hours ago, Biffen said:

In Nam, 

tiny here but omnipresent.

Apparently you can get pills for that.

Posted (edited)

Dear All,

I'm battling by having struggled off the opium den floor with some reluctance.

My guide has gone completely insane,spouting gibberish since the last rattan caning that I personally thought was delivered with my usual restraint.

But a trader must trade,so in search of precious goods I go!

I have obtained a significant amount of bear bile,powdered rhino horn and birds nests,enough to swap for a Harbourside mansion in Sydney upon return.

Other aphrodisiacs I must obtain are proving rather difficult amongst the lustful,wanton tribes of Western Indochine.

Next stop is Siam who I believe might be seeking a new king.If there is one place a man does not need the title to feel like one it is there.Please forward your purchase requests through the usual channels before I leave western Indochine.No need to request the obvious as I have forwarded a large package of that to West St Kilda,near the old Gat.

I notice a travel ban exists in the states which Should free the airport of the riffraff.Timely and wonderfully done by the Silverback I must say .

On the G and T front,I have had to head to the Rex in town to partake of a proper one and I'm thinking Raffles  might be the safe bet in Pnomh Penh.There are lots of photos of grown Germans holding children's hands in Pnomh Penh which I thought rather vulgar.No need to advertise an economic staple in the modern world.

Anyhoo, best be off for a late Tiffen of rare birds- the edible kind ,down at the club.

See you very anon.

Cheery pip and cheers .

Biff.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Biffen said:

Dear All,

I'm battling by having struggled off the opium den floor with some reluctance.

My guide has gone completely insane,spouting gibberish since the last rattan caning that I personally thought was delivered with my usual restraint.

But a trader must trade,so in search of precious goods I go!

I have obtained a significant amount of bear bile,powdered rhino horn and birds nests,enough to swap for a Harbourside mansion in Sydney upon return.

Other aphrodisiacs I must obtain are proving rather difficult amongst the lustful,wanton tribes of Western Indochine.

Next stop is Siam who I believe might be seeking a new king.If there is one place a man does not need the title to feel like one it is there.Please forward your purchase requests through the usual channels before I leave western Indochine.No need to request the obvious as I have forwarded a large package of that to West St Kilda,near the old Gat.

I notice a travel ban exists in the states which Should free the airport of the riffraff.Timely and wonderfully done by the Silverback I must say .

On the Gand T front,I have had to head to the Rex in town to partake of a proper one and I'm thinking Raffles  might be the safe bet in Pnomh Penh.There are lots of photos of grown Germans holding children's hands in Pnomh Penh which I thought rather vulgar.No need to advertise an economic staple in the modern world.

Anyhoo, best be off for a late Tiffen of rare birds- the edible kind ,down at the club.

See you very anon.

Cheery pip and cheers .

Biff.

Biff, have you found Colonel Kurtz yet? 

Posted
2 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

Biff, have you found Colonel Kurtz yet? 

I believe he was attending the Muslim womens fashion show with BBO Earl.

They had to leave early because somebody issued a Veiled threat.

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Posted
On 29/01/2017 at 9:44 AM, Redleg said:

I have been trying to get interested in the Women's AFL competition. I just can't.

Well after this afternoons game I don't see my interest increasing any time soon.

 

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Posted
1 hour ago, old dee said:

Well after this afternoons game I don't see my interest increasing any time soon.

 

Ditto! 

 

 

Posted (edited)

just watched a lengthy ad on 7two for a women's footy game between mfc and brisbane for Sun 5th Feb......interesting (today being the 6th for those a bit slow on the uptake, :) )

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Posted
22 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Evening all, Just back from "Ban" what;s been going on?? 

Not a lot, did you see BBO when you were in the Sin Bin? 

Posted
14 hours ago, picket fence said:

Evening all, Just back from "Ban" what;s been going on?? 

Are you rehabilitated Picko?

Posted
17 hours ago, picket fence said:

Evening all, Just back from "Ban" what;s been going on?? 

Now that's like asking what books of fiction have you read or what reality TV programs have you watched.

I know the likes of Biff and BBO may try to tell you otherwise but Picket I think the question is clearly in jest.

Posted
3 hours ago, hemingway said:

Now that's like asking what books of fiction have you read or what reality TV programs have you watched.

I know the likes of Biff and BBO may try to tell you otherwise but Picket I think the question is clearly in jest.

Run out of Havana Club I take it Hem. To what do we owe your belated greetings?


Posted
7 hours ago, Biffen said:

Are you rehabilitated Picko?

As Red said " Rehabiltated? Now let me see... I don't understand what that word means"!! 

Quote: Shawshank Redemption ( one of the greatest movies of all time!!! Unquestionably) 

Annnnnnd Rehabilitated ?? Nar no laughing in heaven for me! 

Posted
8 hours ago, Biffen said:

Are you rehabilitated Picko?

Sounds like some dodgy spread you would get served at the Gat ...

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, picket fence said:

As Red said " Rehabiltated? Now let me see... I don't understand what that word means"!! 

Quote: Shawshank Redemption ( one of the greatest movies of all time!!! Unquestionably) 

Annnnnnd Rehabilitated ?? Nar no laughing in heaven for me! 

Would've picked you as a Deliverance kinda guy picket.

"Sqeal like a pig, picket!"

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Posted
3 hours ago, Biffen said:

Run out of Havana Club I take it Hem. To what do we owe your belated greetings?

The talk of bans, moderators (how Orwellian is that), political correctness, fake news and Donald Trump has given me cause to rise from my slumber and re-engage with the world, in particular, this thread. You realise Biff that my posts or lack thereof are mood related. But Trump, Turnbull and Bernardi have got me going. 

Posted
7 hours ago, hemingway said:

The talk of bans, moderators (how Orwellian is that), political correctness, fake news and Donald Trump has given me cause to rise from my slumber and re-engage with the world, in particular, this thread. You realise Biff that my posts or lack thereof are mood related. But Trump, Turnbull and Bernardi have got me going. 

Who is this Turnbull Hem?Do you mean Trumble?Now he is a guy I could vote for.  Trumble for PM!

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Posted

Interesting article in Saturday age recognising the significance of banana prices.

confirms the the foresight and relevance of this this threads contributors

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Posted
43 minutes ago, dpositive said:

Interesting article in Saturday age recognising the significance of banana prices.

confirms the the foresight and relevance of this this threads contributors

We've always understood the particular significance of our yellow tasty fancy. :P

We're quite an enlightened mob really... Well, mainly.....well some :unsure:

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