The No T$ No B$ Thread

[daisycutter 29,795]

What exactly is a stuttering dick? Doubt it is happy, dancing or hopping...

it was probably a grammar mistake (spl) or toned down a tad

[Red and Bluebeard 2,101]

it was probably a grammar mistake (spl) or toned down a tad

Shouldn't it be spelt d-d-d-d-dick?

[Earl Hood 6,115]

Can someone explain the article in today's Age that rated the liveability of all Melbourne's suburbs? If you can please explain to me how Borewood comes in at 80 out of 321 and ahead of Fitzroy at 82? Good heavens I mean the two suburbs are like chalk and cheese. And then the suburb of my birth Box Hill South comes in at 83! So with all I have achieved in my life I have moved one rung up the liveability scale or 0.003% improvement in 30 years! Don't say a word of this to DC.

[daisycutter 29,795]

Can someone explain the article in today's Age that rated the liveability of all Melbourne's suburbs? If you can please explain to me how Borewood comes in at 80 out of 321 and ahead of Fitzroy at 82? Good heavens I mean the two suburbs are like chalk and cheese. And then the suburb of my birth Box Hill South comes in at 83! So with all I have achieved in my life I have moved one rung up the liveability scale or 0.003% improvement in 30 years! Don't say a word of this to DC.

it's your punishment for reading the rage, earl

p.s. quite a lot of very desirable suburbs ranked poorly. must be a socialist plot

[Red and Bluebeard 2,101]

it's your punishment for reading the rage, earl

p.s. quite a lot of very desirable suburbs ranked poorly. must be a socialist plot

Yes, clearly the first thing up against the wall when the revolution comes is a few uppity suburbs whose reputation has long exceeded their true worth. Throw in a few footy clubs in some of those suburbs (Collingwood, Carlton, Essendon) and now you are talking ...

[Biffen 12,947]

Borewood cannot be ranked above Old Fitzroy unless there are bonus points for sterility and lifelessness.

I wonder how Tittybong ranks with Stuttering Dicks Creek

Or if Shiitterton in the UK is Better then the town of Hole?

[Whispering_Jack 30,887]

Aren't we straying somewhat away from topic?

[Bitter but optimistic 22,281]

Can someone explain the article in today's Age that rated the liveability of all Melbourne's suburbs? If you can please explain to me how Borewood comes in at 80 out of 321 and ahead of Fitzroy at 82? Good heavens I mean the two suburbs are like chalk and cheese. And then the suburb of my birth Box Hill South comes in at 83! So with all I have achieved in my life I have moved one rung up the liveability scale or 0.003% improvement in 30 years! Don't say a word of this to DC.

A ridiculous article that lacks any credibility whatsoever. I glanced at it expecting to see Romsey firmly entrenched at number1 but to my and the lads chagrin, Romsey was not mentioned. The lads were so outraged they damaged their computer and have cancelled their subscription to that vile newspaper.

[daisycutter 29,795]

i drove through fitzroy yesterday on the way to north carlton

i wish i hadn't

[Bitter but optimistic 22,281]

i drove through fitzroy yesterday on the way to north carlton

i wish i hadn't

You should have continued dc, and meandered in a roughly NW direction, until you reached sunny shores of Romsey. The inadequacies of Borewood would have been immediately apparent.

[Biffen 12,947]

i drove through fitzroy yesterday on the way to north carlton

i wish i hadn't

Straying from bohemian pretension into Academic authoritarianism.

You must be preparing to vote Green.

or visiting an old tennis partner perhaps.

[daisycutter 29,795]

Straying from bohemian pretension into Academic authoritarianism.

You must be preparing to vote Green.

or visiting an old tennis partner perhaps.

i was visiting a friend who is pulling up stumps and going to live in a farmhouse in sw frogland

he offered me carte blanche on his extensive library

[Biffen 12,947]

i was visiting a friend who is pulling up stumps and going to live in a farmhouse in sw frogland

he offered me carte blanche on his extensive library

The South of France was not rated anywhere near North Carlton but I imagine it has some other benefits.

I trust his pension will be spent on wine,great food and immoral women.

and the rest squandered.

[Redleg 41,712]

16 & 8 & 19

[The Third Eye 283]

16 & 8 & 19

Not the numbers. Give me the names of the suburbs that achieved those rankings please.

[old dee 23,908]

Aren't we straying somewhat away from topic?

There's a Topic?

[Moonshadow 17,678]

Straying from bohemian pretension into Academic authoritarianism.

You must be preparing to vote Green.

or visiting an old tennis partner perhaps.

Dc votes grey or mauve biff. You know that.

[daisycutter 29,795]

Dc votes grey or mauve biff. You know that.

actually, old chap, shades of grey (with a little bit of beige)

[daisycutter 29,795]

Can someone explain the article in today's Age that rated the liveability of all Melbourne's suburbs? If you can please explain to me how Borewood comes in at 80 out of 321 and ahead of Fitzroy at 82? Good heavens I mean the two suburbs are like chalk and cheese. And then the suburb of my birth Box Hill South comes in at 83! So with all I have achieved in my life I have moved one rung up the liveability scale or 0.003% improvement in 30 years! Don't say a word of this to DC.

actually earl, more like spray-paint and cheese

[Red and Bluebeard 2,101]

Aren't we straying somewhat away from topic?

WJ, this is about the only thread on Demonland that can't be derailed ...

[Red and Bluebeard 2,101]

actually, old chap, shades of grey (with a little bit of beige)

50 presumably ...

[daisycutter 29,795]

50 presumably ...

on a good day, r+b

[bjDee 1,249]

WJ, this is about the only thread on Demonland that can't be derailed ...

That is such a sensible comment it doesn't even need to be accompanied by a phalanx of emojis.

[daisycutter 29,795]

i thought sensible posts here were banned

[Red and Bluebeard 2,101]

That is such a sensible comment it doesn't even need to be accompanied by a phalanx of emojis.

That can fixed (and DC did it for me!)