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9 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

Hey Froggy. What happens when frogs double park?

We never get a ticket as everyone loves frogs.

Posted
10 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

Hey Froggy. What happens when frogs double park?

The parking inspectors get hopping mad.

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11 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

Hey Froggy. What happens when frogs double park?

When Buckanara kicked the goal after the siren in the prelim. We came back to our car and had a parking ticket. ([censored] day)

My old man wrote a letter saying we were from Ireland, had borrowed the car and came over to watch Jim play.

We were left off.

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Posted
13 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

What happens when frogs double park?
They get toad!

At least they didn't get the cane.

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Merry Christmas!

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It's been a glorious ride.

No Xmas wishes needed they've all been granted.

Joy to the world of demonland.Lets continue the journey.

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I'd just like to personally congratulate this thread on achieving Full HD of pages (that's 1080p to you plebs). 

This is truly an inane thread but as an AV connoisseur I feel I must jump on and point it out. 

See you in another 1080-odd pages. I'm sure you'll all still be here talking about bananas or whatever.

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Posted

For a thread called No TS No BS there’s an awful lot of TS and BS. 

Posted
6 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

For a thread called No TS No BS there’s an awful lot of TS and BS. 

you won't find any ts, but.    unless your understanding of ts differs from hwfua 


Posted
13 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

you won't find any ts, but.    unless your understanding of ts differs from hwfua 

I thought TS stood for Talking Sh*it and BS for Bullsh*it

As for HWFUA, I have NFI what that stands for. 

Posted
1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I thought TS stood for Talking Sh*it and BS for Bullsh*it

As for HWFUA, I have NFI what that stands for. 

lol

never mind, you've only got 1080 pages to read to work it out

just kidding, should be obvious in first few pages

Posted
56 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

lol

never mind, you've only got 1080 pages to read to work it out

just kidding, should be obvious in first few pages

I just read the first few pages. 😳

and now I’ve forgotten everything that’s good in the world. 

Posted
24 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I just read the first few pages. 😳

and now I’ve forgotten everything that’s good in the world. 

glad you enjoyed it.....keep reading......it actually gets even better

Posted
11 hours ago, daisycutter said:

glad you enjoyed it.....keep reading......it actually gets even better

TBH, it’s actually my new hobby. Seriously, there’s comedy Gold in this thread. 

Posted
16 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Whoever he is, he’s well groomed.

Yes one of the premier footballers who played at MFC.

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