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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Ok, who's the wiseguy? I gotta relo who cant login. It could mean a split in relations if the ban cant be removed.


Why ban nana ? Aferall she is harmless,its not if she just fritters her time away. She hasnt been able to post on the forum for months, she is going bananas.I havent seen someone do their narna since John Bourke lost it down at the Lake Oval. Atm she is sedated on the banana lounge.I wanted to-a-peel to anyone that could remove it, or warrant any justification to ban nana. Perhaps some smoothies on here can sort it out. Before she starts to think its become a banana republic or something...



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After feeling cut up she may do something silly over something trifle . thx
 
Ok, who's the wiseguy? I gotta relo who cant login. It could mean a split in relations if the ban cant be removed.
Why ban nana ? Aferall she is harmless,its not if she just fritters her time away. She hasnt been able to post on the forum for months, she is going bananas.I havent seen someone do their narna since John Bourke lost it down at the Lake Oval. Atm she is sedated on the banana lounge.I wanted to-a-peel to anyone that could remove it, or warrant any justification to ban nana. Perhaps some smoothies on here can sort it out. Before she starts to think its become a banana republic or something...
Banana-chainsaw-ice-cream.jpg
After feeling cut up she may do something silly over something trifle . thx

Well done mate but......You need to get a life....lol...

This thread proudly brought to you by Pfizer.

Keeping old bananas firm for another generation.

 

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Yes but the case will go to appeal and if that fails, who knows?

Journos have been prepared to go to prison rather than reveal their sources.

Have heard Fairfax journalists have been ruled and ordered to reveal their confidential source(s?)...............this could get interesting!

Stay tuned...

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/fairfax-reporters-nick-mckenzie-and-richard-baker-ordered-to-give-evidence-in-banknote/story-fnat79vb-1226561642944

Interesting read there H_T. Seems the Journo's may have shot themselves in the foot.

 

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Well, in the end, I didn't need to start a fight with those young GCS punks to create a distraction from the tanking rubbish. One of them was able to do it all by himself - Young Gold Coast forward Jacob Gillbee charged with drink driving. Blew half of what Liam did over in Adelaide which shows that these Gold Coast lads still have a fair way to go :wub:.

Incidentally, spare a thought for Redleg who decided to stay on the Gold Coast for a few more days to enjoy the brilliant sunshine up there. I left on Thursday and the sun was shining but it hasn't stopped p1zzing down ever since. I think it might even be too wet for him to post on the site.

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I see the Hun thinks it's newsworthy for Swan and Thomas to dodge a hold-up by walking past 45 minutes after it happened. What's the next headline ...

"Swan and Thomas dodge collision by driving past road accident one hour later"

"Swan and Thomas dodge drowning by swimming at beach on same day man dies"

??


This thread needs to get back on topic.

PS. to Biffen. Who needs Pfizer?attachicon.gifbth_245490.gif

Pele.

When you've kicked as many goals as him and you live in Brazil, they would be mandatory.

Mick Jagger gives them a nudge too I'd reckon.

This thread needs to get back on topic.

This thread doesn't have a topic. It only has one prohibited topic.

This thread doesn't have a topic. It only has one prohibited topic.

good to see ppl getting it :-)

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Back in Melbourne after going through Cyclone Oswald at Gold Coast. It was really scary. Lucky to get a flight out of Brisbane today.

Nature doesn't muck around eh Red. Good youre safely back.

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Nature doesn't muck around eh Red. Good youre safely back.

Glad to be back with my fellow banana lovers.

 

Back in Melbourne after going through Cyclone Oswald at Gold Coast. It was really scary. Lucky to get a flight out of Brisbane today.

But what the hell has happened to the banana crops through all of this Redleg?

Last time we went through months of hell


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