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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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6 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Has anyone ever seen Sir Les and Uncle Bitters in the same room? Just saying...

Very astute observation 

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    On 04/12/2023 at 14:07, 640MD said:

    In all my time overseas, I never managed to reach the level of Sir Leslie.

    i would fall asleep well before. And I have never worn braces. 

    His life wasn’t easy

    as he observed sitting on the cheese board was no picnic because the little flags get up your ar#e

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    5 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Haven’t heard from our Hamas loving friend Dieter of late.

    He’s going to a global warming conference in a vehicle powered by his own methane.

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    5 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Haven’t heard from our Hamas loving friend Dieter of late.

    He’s going to a global warming conference in a vehicle powered by his own methane.

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    We won’t see the houses falling at training now, as the Casey sessions will be closed until next year.

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    Cripes

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    On 06/12/2023 at 10:53, daisycutter said:

    wonder if they have banana snakes down at casey

    r8c0ldz2vo471.gif

    That is a frightening video Daisy.

    I fear it will give me nightmares.

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    42 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0-d7wfPwei/

    Following its preceding post, I'm just gonna guess the contents.

    ...and be glad I'm not on social media.

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    M and M peanut flavours taste the same.

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    12 hours ago, Redleg said:

    M and M peanut flavours taste the same.

    Crispy M and Ms are underrated I reckon. 

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    2 hours ago, layzie said:

    Crispy M and Ms are underrated I reckon. 

    I will do some research on it.

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    21 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I will do some research on it.

    Look forward to it. Full report on my desk by Monday. 

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    23 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Look forward to it. Full report on my desk by Monday. 

    Might struggle.

    I am in NZ at the moment and not sure of the availability.

    I do know that NZ Hokey Pokey Ice Cream is delicious.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Might struggle.

    I am in NZ at the moment and not sure of the availability.

    I do know that NZ Hokey Pokey Ice Cream is delicious.

    do they have bananas in nz, red?

    if so are they all black?

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    7 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    do they have bananas in nz, red?

    if so are they all black?

    They call them underarmers.

    They go well with ice cream.

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    On 18/12/2023 at 19:05, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Following its preceding post, I'm just gonna guess the contents.

    ...and be glad I'm not on social media.

    It’s actually pretty funny. 😁

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    On 20/12/2023 at 12:04, daisycutter said:

    do they have bananas in nz, red?

    if so are they all black?

    Don't they call them "checksuds"? 😆

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    1 minute ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Don't they call them "checksuds"? 😆

    That’s a new one.

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    On 18/12/2023 at 20:18, Redleg said:

    M and M peanut flavours taste the same.

    Wait, is that peanut flavoured M&Ms or M&M flavoured peanuts?

    Either way, I've just pictured a herd of elephants going nuts on food dye additives and I'll definitely have nightmares tonight.

    Friend of mine in school insisted on calling M&Ms 'mandms' as if it were a single word. It was contagious and took discipline to not slip. Ugh, high school memories. More nightmares tonight.

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    8 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    Wait, is that peanut flavoured M&Ms or M&M flavoured peanuts?

    Either way, I've just pictured a herd of elephants going nuts on food dye additives and I'll definitely have nightmares tonight.

    Friend of mine in school insisted on calling M&Ms 'mandms' as if it were a single word. It was contagious and took discipline to not slip. Ugh, high school memories. More nightmares tonight.

    M and M flavoured peanuts,  in the yellow packet.

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    8 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    M and M flavoured peanuts,  in the yellow packet.

    Ah, yes, the wild caught ones you can eat right off the hook.

    Chocolate-Peanut-No-Bake-Banana-Boats-sc

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    5 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    Ah, yes, the wild caught ones you can eat right off the hook.

    Chocolate-Peanut-No-Bake-Banana-Boats-sc

    A delightful feast.

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