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On 15/11/2023 at 20:00, leave it to deever said:

Speaking of cricket..

 

What are the best rock songs with some Saxophone in them?

 

you need some good R&B from the '60s ... lots to pick from

 
On 15/11/2023 at 19:50, Bitter but optimistic said:

[censored] deever !

Under no circumstances could you support the Indians!

If my calculations are correct... your post is number 30,000 for the No T$ No B$ Thread.  Congratulations, Uncle!

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8 hours ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

If my calculations are correct... your post is number 30,000 for the No T$ No B$ Thread.  Congratulations, Uncle!

Now onto the next 30000 posts.

 

Yours was 30,028  and full of merit.

this thread is full of insightful thoughts 

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3 hours ago, 640MD said:

 

this thread is full of insightful thoughts 

The air we breathe, is not the same we breathe out.

Redleg Friday 17th November.


1 hour ago, Redleg said:

The air we breathe, is not the same we breathe out.

Redleg Friday 17th November.

ditch the pipe, mr. leg.

13 hours ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

If my calculations are correct... your post is number 30,000 for the No T$ No B$ Thread.  Congratulations, Uncle!

How very kind of you to point that out Deelightful !

It is fitting of course that such a milestone belongs to my good self, since I contribute the intellectual and cultural content to this thread.

Speaking of culture, I shall be expanding my studies through a visit to Thailand, commencing Tuesday.

PS. As a token of my gratitude to you Deelightful , I have gifted your post a vomit emoji.

Nobody nominated "Born to run"for the saxophone songs.

Which reminds me of the time President Obama hosted Mr Bruce Springsteen at the white house.

I quote the former presidents words to Bruce...

"I may be the president but you will always be the Boss."

 
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21 hours ago, Redleg said:

The Heat is On, Glenn Frey.

Harden my Heart, Quarterflash.

Who can it be now, Men at Work.

Also Lily was Here, Dave Stewart and Candy Dulfer.

7 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

How very kind of you to point that out Deelightful !

It is fitting of course that such a milestone belongs to my good self, since I contribute the intellectual and cultural content to this thread.

Speaking of culture, I shall be expanding my studies through a visit to Thailand, commencing Tuesday.

PS. As a token of my gratitude to you Deelightful , I have gifted your post a vomit emoji.

Ahhh BBO, I would say never change... except I suspect you don't need the encouragement!

Good luck with your cultural exchange!


2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Another quiet week on DL coming up.

We need one because the houses will start falling in early December.

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1 hour ago, old dee said:

We need one because the houses will start falling in early December.

I have tried to liven things up on the draft threads and the fish are biting.

On 15/11/2023 at 17:31, Moonshadow said:

Who the hell let you back in???

Seems standards have lapsed.

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Well the girls follow the guys and go out in straight sets.

At least we are a consistent club.


1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You are just the man to lower them even further.

It's not a race to the bottom you realise?

We all know who'd be victorious in that particular contest.

1 hour ago, Biffen said:

It's not a race to the bottom you realise?

We all know who'd be victorious in that particular contest.

Bah! You are such a vulgar layabout Biffen.

Please stop distracting me from  preparing  for my imminent tour of enlightenment to Siam.

5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bah! You are such a vulgar layabout Biffen.

Please stop distracting me from  preparing  for my imminent tour of enlightenment to Siam.

Never was so much owed to so many by so few.


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56 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bah! You are such a vulgar layabout Biffen.

Please stop distracting me from  preparing  for my imminent tour of enlightenment to Siam.

Repeat after me, quickly:

" ooh wah, tagooh, siam "

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53 minutes ago, layzie said:

At least we've got each other. 

Well that's not much.

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What is this “FOUND BIKE” of which they speak??? What a foreign concept: the notion of somebody finding a bike then attempting to locate the owner in order to return it. Wouldn’t see such a thing in Snorbs. Stolen bike, maybe. But even then, why bother… it’s not like you’ll ever see said bike again. What planet is Parkville on anyways? 😁

 
On 16/11/2023 at 23:51, daisycutter said:

What are the best rock songs with some Saxophone in them?

Try anything by Supertramp. John Helliwell is the sax soloist. 

1 hour ago, Fanatique Demon said:

Try anything by Supertramp. John Helliwell is the sax soloist. 

haha, you sure mixed up that response

doesn't matter, but


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