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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

hmmm, thinking, thinking.....well depending on how your brain is wired that could mean 4th. 6th or 8thhow

but i think i'm going with your eighth.....makes a better story anywayย ๐Ÿคฃ

Refer to puzzle threads. Says it all, really. And not particularly flatteringly...

Anyways...

One second chance implies a first chance; thus a group of two.

A second second chance implies a second first chance; thus a second group of two, and four chances in all - two plus two.

A second second-second chance (in its group of four - see above) implies a first second-second chance (in its group of four); thus a second group of four, and eight chances in all - four plus four - of which the second second second chance is number 8.

Or, in other words, two cubed.

Glad you asked?

Oh, wait, you didn't...

๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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27 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Refer to puzzle threads. Says it all, really. And not particularly flatteringly...

Anyways...

One second chance implies a first chance; thus a group of two.

A second second chance implies a second first chance; thus a second group of two, and four chances in all - two plus two.

A second second-second chance (in its group of four - see above) implies a first second-second chance (in its group of four); thus a second group of four, and eight chances in all - four plus four - of which the second second second chance is number 8.

Or, in other words, two cubed.

Glad you asked?

Oh, wait, you didn't...

๐Ÿ˜ฌ

or one could say that 'second, second, second chance' is nonsensicalย ๐Ÿคฃ

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2 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

Help needed !!!

I think I was reading it in this thread, someone mentioned anthemic sauna music and that person was praised for their arcane music knowledge.ย 

It was weird but I need to know the name of the band and also the music. I think it was Swedish

Thanks in advance people !

Abba?

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10 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

Ahhhh now it makes perfect sense oh wait does it!? I think I can taste colours ๐Ÿคฏ

That's ridiculous! You can't taste colours except orange and lemon, but you can feel them!

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Is banana a colour?

50 minutes ago, ManDee said:

That's ridiculous! You can't taste colours except orange and lemon, but you can feel them!

Have a read-up on synaesthesia, MD; it's downright fascinating! (a sort of green-tinged magenta/plum?)


3 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

[Calculator keys click] That'd be his eighth chance then?

Does go with the seven he had with us...

Well as they say Tim, seven is heaven.ย 

1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Have a read-up on synaesthesia, MD; it's downright fascinating! (a sort of green-tinged magenta/plum?)

Synaesthesia tastes like blue and smells like eleven.

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I must confess I am ambidextrous, colour blind and dyslexic, but my judgement is perfect. Did I mention I am a compulsive liar?.

1 hour ago, ManDee said:

Synaesthesia tastes like blue and smells like eleven.

I was just guessing, MD. Nice to have the actual palate palette from a place of experience(?)

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23 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

Wow, I don't know how many years I've been reading this thread and I still can't make sense of it ๐Ÿคช

So you fit right in with the rest of us here ...

8 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

So you fit right in with the rest of us here ...

Oh god please no

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7 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

Oh god please no

Azz , may I ย suggest , with my usual humility of course, that when on this thread you focus on reading my contributions only. That will ensure the highest level of intellectual stimulation and also access to my life changing wisdom.

Put the rest of the pack on ignore. ( Knuckleheads for the most part in any case)

PS. Most definitely ย ignore the bluster and rantings of our resident harridan.

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Azz , may I ย suggest , with my usual humility of course, that when on this thread you focus on reading my contributions only. That will ensure the highest level of intellectual stimulation and also access to my life changing wisdom.

Put the rest of the pack on ignore. ( Knuckleheads for the most part in any case)

PS. Most definitely ย ignore the bluster and rantings of our resident harridan.

Now I am a โ€œknucklehead โ€œ?

What about enlightened leader?

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Azz , may I ย suggest , with my usual humility of course, that when on this thread you focus on reading my contributions only. That will ensure the highest level of intellectual stimulation and also access to my life changing wisdom.

Put the rest of the pack on ignore. ( Knuckleheads for the most part in any case)

PS. Most definitely ย ignore the bluster and rantings of our resident harridan.

Wise words inner BBO, my ignore button will be well worn.

8 hours ago, Redleg said:

Now I am a โ€œknucklehead โ€œ?

What about enlightened leader?

What are you complaining about, Red?!

Iโ€™m a harridan ffs. ๐Ÿ˜ก


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2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Can we settle on enlightened knucklehead ?

I told your maid not to throw out your wine casks and to stop feeding you the dog biscuits.

I knew you would lose it.

10 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Azz , may I ย suggest , with my usual humility of course, that when on this thread you focus on reading my contributions only. That will ensure the highest level of intellectual stimulation and also access to my life changing wisdom.

Put the rest of the pack on ignore. ( Knuckleheads for the most part in any case)

PS. Most definitely ย ignore the bluster and rantings of our resident harridan.

He's right you know, Azz

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2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Can we settle on enlightened knucklehead ?

I would kill for a compliment like that.

Not just here but in life.

On 2/19/2023 at 9:26 AM, old dee said:

Miracles are rare Mr.Leg. don't hold your breath.

In a weird way (don't judge), I've missed your negativity OD.

On 2/21/2023 at 10:23 PM, AzzKikA said:

Wow, I don't know how many years I've been reading this thread and I still can't make sense of it ๐Ÿคช

Can you imagine how the new member Orion will feel when he discovers this thread? I would describe it as the madhouse within the madhouse, disciplined by the "Governor" who has dubious control over it. Notice I didn't say "Moderator", it is unlikely this thread could be moderate.


On 2/22/2023 at 1:49 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

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Your blood is worth bottling WCW, as distinct from Redleg whose unhelpful offering was simply ' ABBA '

52 minutes ago, dworship said:

Can you imagine how the new member Orion will feel when he discovers this thread? I would describe it as the madhouse within the madhouse, disciplined by the "Governor" who has dubious control over it. Notice I didn't say "Moderator", it is unlikely this thread could be moderate.

Imagine trying to read this thread from start to finish I think you'd end up in a mental asylum dribbling all over yourself, muttering incoherently while rocking back and forth.

Actually that sounds like a Saturday night at @Bitter but optimistic'sย joint, Romsey's finest establishment for the mentally insane.

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1 hour ago, pineapple dee said:

Your blood is worth bottling WCW, as distinct from Redleg whose unhelpful offering was simply ' ABBA '

Happy not to have my blood ๐Ÿฉธ bottled.

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1 hour ago, AzzKikA said:

Imagine trying to read this thread from start to finish I think you'd end up in a mental asylum dribbling all over yourself, muttering incoherently while rocking back and forth.

Actually that sounds like a Saturday night at @Bitter but optimistic'sย joint, Romsey's finest establishment for the mentally insane.

Or as we refer to it โ€œ the house of knuckleheads โ€œ.

3 hours ago, dworship said:

In a weird way (don't judge), I've missed your negativity OD.

One persons real worldย  is another person's negativity.ย 


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