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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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26 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:.

Of course, this is all in the old days before the invention of the banana smoothie brought peace to the world.

Amen to that.

 
On 2/17/2023 at 1:59 PM, Redleg said:

Does anyone think that May might kick out to his right at all this year?

Hopefully the long bomb to the left forward pocket, where we have one key forward against three tall defenders, is off the menu.

With Tom and Benny fit and firing and with JVR hopefully getting his chance and Max or Brody, we have options.

Miracles are rare Mr.Leg. don't hold your breath.

On 2/17/2023 at 1:59 PM, Redleg said:

Does anyone think that May might kick out to his right at all this year?

Hopefully the long bomb to the left forward pocket, where we have one key forward against three tall defenders, is off the menu.

With Tom and Benny fit and firing and with JVR hopefully getting his chance and Max or Brody, we have options.

I know there's a debate to whether our game plan has been worked out or not but this aspect of it really has. Opposition coaching  for this moment was in full effect late last season, studying the fall of the ball and how to position for this moment. We need a more varied ball movement strategy. 

 

My Demon Chooks update for anyone besides me who cares. Or anyone who’s prepared to pretend to care. 😁 

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L to R: Langers, Harmesy, Fritta and Melksy  

Turns out Melksy and Harmesy are girls. Langers and Fritta are boys. The No-Roosters Council bylaw applies purely for noise disturbance reasons. In case we ended up with any boys, my son and I chose this particular breed of bantam based on the fact that they have the quietest cockcrow, so hopefully little Langers (the self-appointed alpha) won’t trouble anyone and we get to keep him.  🤞🏼 🤞🏼🤞🏼

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14 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

My Demon Chooks update for anyone besides me who cares. Or anyone who’s prepared to pretend to care. 😁 

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L to R: Langers, Harmesy, Fritta and Melksy  

Turns out Melksy and Harmesy are girls. Langers and Fritta are boys. The No-Roosters Council bylaw applies purely for noise disturbance reasons. In case we ended up with any boys, my son and I chose this particular breed of bantam based on the fact that they have the quietest cockcrow, so hopefully little Langers (the self-appointed alpha) won’t trouble anyone and we get to keep him.  🤞🏼 🤞🏼🤞🏼

What, now we are turning the thread into KFC?


3 hours ago, Redleg said:

What, now we are turning the thread into KFC?

Red! How could you?! These are my precious pets. 😭

5 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

My Demon Chooks update for anyone besides me who cares. Or anyone who’s prepared to pretend to care. 😁 

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L to R: Langers, Harmesy, Fritta and Melksy  

Turns out Melksy and Harmesy are girls. Langers and Fritta are boys. The No-Roosters Council bylaw applies purely for noise disturbance reasons. In case we ended up with any boys, my son and I chose this particular breed of bantam based on the fact that they have the quietest cockcrow, so hopefully little Langers (the self-appointed alpha) won’t trouble anyone and we get to keep him.  🤞🏼 🤞🏼🤞🏼

Well WCW you will be reassured to know that your Uncle Bitter cares and (as usual) is prepared to help out.

I have an excellent spit at The Manor so... if required... Langers and Fritter could "serve" a higher purpose -  ie being "served" at  The Manor.

Please don't accuse me of Insensitivity - I'm just trying to help out.

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45 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well WCW you will be reassured to know that your Uncle Bitter cares and (as usual) is prepared to help out.

I have an excellent spit at The Manor so... if required... Langers and Fritter could "serve" a higher purpose -  ie being "served" at  The Manor.

Please don't accuse me of Insensitivity - I'm just trying to help out.

i hear your er services are finger licking good, uncle

Wow, I don't know how many years I've been reading this thread and I still can't make sense of it 🤪


44 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

Wow, I don't know how many years I've been reading this thread and I still can't make sense of it 🤪

That's your problem - you're trying to make sense where there is none!

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well WCW you will be reassured to know that your Uncle Bitter cares and (as usual) is prepared to help out.

I have an excellent spit at The Manor so... if required... Langers and Fritter could "serve" a higher purpose -  ie being "served" at  The Manor.

Please don't accuse me of Insensitivity - I'm just trying to help out.

You’re totes welcome to my chooks…

… but you’ve gotta catch ‘em first! 😁 Good luck with that. Langers is just like his namesake, he runs and runs and can’t be caught. 

9 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

You’re totes welcome to my chooks…

… but you’ve gotta catch ‘em first! 😁 Good luck with that. Langers is just like his namesake, he runs and runs and can’t be caught. 

Bah! The Manor's Fila Brasilieros will take care of business.

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bah! The Manor's Fila Brasilieros will take care of business.

My Langers will make short work of outrunning any dog. Or magpie or tiger or cat etc. 👊🏼


7 hours ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

That's your problem - you're trying to make sense where there is none!

Ahhhh now it makes perfect sense oh wait does it!? I think I can taste colours 🤯

On 2/15/2023 at 8:39 AM, layzie said:

You would have loved the Dons fan I was speaking with on Monday, he was really pumped about Weid and how a second chance is all he needs.

He may be right but still, sheesh. 

Is that his second chance after all his second chances at Melbourne?

6 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bah! The Manor's Fila Brasilieros will take care of business.

Had to look that one up BBO, some sort of dog ?

2 hours ago, loges said:

Is that his second chance after all his second chances at Melbourne?

It's his second, second, second chance. 

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Chooks, dogs, magpies, bah!!!!!!!!!!!


5 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

Ahhhh now it makes perfect sense oh wait does it!? I think I can taste colours 🤯

When I play online word games the letter E gives me a sensation of seeing green (Not Brad ok).

Perhaps I need to check the latest blend in the herbal tea?

Help needed !!!

I think I was reading it in this thread, someone mentioned anthemic sauna music and that person was praised for their arcane music knowledge. 

It was weird but I need to know the name of the band and also the music. I think it was Swedish

Thanks in advance people !

On 2/1/2022 at 7:09 PM, Biffen said:

I think I speak for all 3 of us when I say not everyone has a spare 6 hours to listen to it.

Can I recommend an obscure Swedish band from the 60s/70s named Harvester and their excellent album Hemat.

Not joking.

Seriously good anthemic Sauna music.

 

1 hour ago, pineapple dee said:

Help needed !!!

I think I was reading it in this thread, someone mentioned anthemic sauna music and that person was praised for their arcane music knowledge. 

It was weird but I need to know the name of the band and also the music. I think it was Swedish

Thanks in advance people !

 

 
5 hours ago, layzie said:

It's his second, second, second chance. 

[Calculator keys click] That'd be his eighth chance then?

Does go with the seven he had with us...

17 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

[Calculator keys click] That'd be his eighth chance then?

Does go with the seven he had with us...

hmmm, thinking, thinking.....well depending on how your brain is wired that could mean 4th. 6th or 8th

but i think i'm going with your eighth.....makes a better story anyway 🤣


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