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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Looks like everything is going to plan.

 

Once again I find myself gravitating to this erudite thread when the rest of the world turns to mushy [censored].  Just read the last 3 pages of insight laden verbosity, but it's a wonderful distraction from reality.

Unfortunately I have committed to attending a certain game with yellow-sashed friends on Wednesday evening.  I'm hoping that bottomless banana daquiris are served at the bar to dull the senses and fog the memory.

Howe comee 'mushy-[censored]' ise censorede whene it'se juste ae worde meaninge crape withe ane e one thee ende ?e

 
2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Looks like everything is going to plan.

Season's cooked to perfection ;)

 

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25 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Season's cooked to perfection ;)

 

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LoL !!! 

I'm glad your here Beez.

We need as much Levit'ee as we can muster.


9 hours ago, Redleg said:

Looks like everything is going to plan.

Our 100 year plan between GF victories is still on track.

 

10 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Our 100 year plan between GF victories is still on track.

 

Fortunately I only have a few more years to endure DF.

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Maybe I was smart in discussing bananas, they don't disappoint you too often.

 
10 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Maybe I was smart in discussing bananas, they don't disappoint you too often.

Correct Mr. Leg. They are diametrically opposed to the MFC who almost always disappoint.

Just about to construct a banana and peanut butter sandwich. But sadly I am not sure I can eat the required number of bananas to counter the MFC sadness.


45 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Who let this guy in last week?

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Is 2019 a tanking year?

1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

Is 2019 a tanking year?

even blind freddy thinks it's highly likely

2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Who let this guy in last week?

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I think it is quite funny

 

2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Who let this guy in last week?

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I think it is quite funny Mr. Shadow, it was true back then but now we don't need to tank.


Just perused an article in today's Age which has to rank among the most extraordinary things I've ever read.

"An official" in Indonesia claims that "more than 270 election staff have died, mostly of fatigue related illnesses caused by long hours counting millions of ballot papers by hand" !!!!

Now that's commitment . 

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Just perused an article in today's Age which has to rank among the most extraordinary things I've ever read.

"An official" in Indonesia claims that "more than 270 election staff have died, mostly of fatigue related illnesses caused by long hours counting millions of ballot papers by hand" !!!!

Now that's commitment . 

That's a lot of fingers!

Isnt it great how [censored] of a player T*m Sc***y has turned out to be?

Career average of 21 possessions, which coincidentally is also the same number as his pathetic total career Brownlow votes.  Angus Brayshaw got the same amount last season alone.

Its a shame Sc**ly ended up a rich man.  Right place, right time.  [censored] player and an even shitter person.

Crossing my fingers one of our guys knocks him out this week. 

 

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2 hours ago, Petraccattack said:

Isnt it great how [censored] of a player T*m Sc***y has turned out to be?

Career average of 21 possessions, which coincidentally is also the same number as his pathetic total career Brownlow votes.  Angus Brayshaw got the same amount last season alone.

Its a shame Sc**ly ended up a rich man.  Right place, right time.  [censored] player and an even shitter person.

Crossing my fingers one of our guys knocks him out this week. 

 

Your attempt at humour ( perhaps) lacks one important quality. .... anything funny !!

This thread is a sanctuary against such demeanor and subject. It provides a serenity...our castle ... possibly.

So in the name of Mabo...in the vibe of.... everything.... F#@$ Off !!


1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

Your attempt at humour ( perhaps) lacks one important quality. .... anything funny !!

This thread is a sanctuary against such demeanor and subject. It provides a serenity...our castle ... possibly.

So in the name of Mabo...in the vibe of.... everything.... F#@$ Off !!

Amen to that bb.

3 hours ago, Petraccattack said:

Isnt it great how [censored] of a player T*m Sc***y has turned out to be?

Career average of 21 possessions, which coincidentally is also the same number as his pathetic total career Brownlow votes.  Angus Brayshaw got the same amount last season alone.

Its a shame Sc**ly ended up a rich man.  Right place, right time.  [censored] player and an even shitter person.

Crossing my fingers one of our guys knocks him out this week. 

 

Is there something about this thread you don't understand?

please remove this comment.

 
10 hours ago, old dee said:

Is there something about this thread you don't understand?

Yes

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Pretty quiet on the banana front today.

 


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