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Redleg
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2 hours ago, dieter said:

Sounds like a soundtrack from 'Lunatic Asylum 1'.

think you mean the 'idiocracy', soundtrack dieter

btw i see your distinguished alma mater was featured (again) in the news.....nasty business....definitely not cricket

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    10 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    think you mean the 'idiocracy', soundtrack dieter

    btw i see your distinguished alma mater was featured (again) in the news.....nasty business....definitely not cricket

    Not surprised. Not long ago a former 1st Eighteen  Captain rang me and said he would organise a lunch with some of the Brothers ( sic) and Priests( sic) but I haven't heard from him since, mainly, I believe because they know  I have campaigned against their rule of terror and infamy on social media. It sounds like you know of their misdeeds, perhaps first hand?

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    1 hour ago, dieter said:

    Not surprised. Not long ago a former 1st Eighteen  Captain rang me and said he would organise a lunch with some of the Brothers ( sic) and Priests( sic) but I haven't heard from him since, mainly, I believe because they know  I have campaigned against their rule of terror and infamy on social media. It sounds like you know of their misdeeds, perhaps first hand?

    it seems everything associated with that place turns to 'ashes', eh?

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    4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I always perve responsibly dc.

    In fact, and I swear this is true, I received  a compliment this very day ( through a third party) on my responsible perving.

    A female neighbour, who shall we say likes to enjoy the full benefits of the sun, apparently complained about a near neighbour being a perve. For some odd reason, my name was mentioned. The sun lover specifically excluded me and claimed I was "too distinguished" to be like that.

    FMD - it's an unjust world. Ha Ha Hahaha !

    No shite this conversation occurred today!

    You obviously camouflage yourself well in the bushes along the fence line, Uncle.

    Must be hard to keep the binoculars steady with only one hand free.

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    On ‎10‎/‎26‎/‎2018 at 11:39 PM, Redleg said:

    Lot of single women on here Ernie. 

    I am sure they know how to boil up a pot of tea.

    In the interest of longevity of this thread could you ask the captain to put out a mayday call before you embark that all remaining single women are most welcome to join Demonland. Boilers are most welcome !

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    13 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    it seems everything associated with that place turns to 'ashes', eh?

    It's now a co-ed school, unbelievable from the point of view that when we were there we were taught that apart from the Blessed Virgin Mary and your mother, women were the enemy.

    What's the latest scandal and what's your association with them?

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    8 hours ago, puntkick said:

    In the interest of longevity of this thread could you ask the captain to put out a mayday call before you embark that all remaining single women are most welcome to join Demonland. Boilers are most welcome !

    Careful punt! You are impinging on dc's territory.

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    19 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    more charges (more kids) against the former headmaster

    https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/frank-klep-pleaded-guilty-to-more-vile-child-sex-crimes/news-story/d6eacabbc6f7833a4047c86551428918

    Klep was there after my sentence was served. All I can say is we had a good cricket team, lost one game in 5 years and in that time we beat Assumption Kilmore twice in 3 weeks.

    They are about the only good memories, oh, and making my debut in the 'Firsts' Footy team in my last year - 1967 - when I heard we were going to fly to Tasmania. 

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    Back on terra firma in Queensland. Will check out the Suns and Lions.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Back on terra firma in Queensland. Will check out the Suns and Lions.

    don't forget to check out the bananas too

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Back on terra firma in Queensland. Will check out the Suns and Lions.

    More grey hair, skin cancers, poor food, crocodiles, hillbillies, murderers, distasteful objects (big pineapples) prentending to be tourist icons, real estate shonkys , more Rakes than should be allowed in any jurisdiction, strange dialects of language, misuse of grammar,  slow speech, slow everything and worst of all, bananas. 

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    3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    don't forget to check out the bananas too

    Of course just over the border is the “big banana”?. The local forest dwellers have been known to worship there. It seems recently discovered archaeological evidence exists of arcane if not bizarre ritualistic practices that go back centuries. Apparently these indigenes now known to anthropologists as ‘tourists’ initially formed a somewhat obscure provincial cult which grew exponentially over time to become almost pandemic in its appeal. Hence the expression ‘an old banana was once young and green’.

     

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    1003........perves and bananas

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    15 hours ago, hemingway said:

    More grey hair, skin cancers, poor food, crocodiles, hillbillies, murderers, distasteful objects (big pineapples) prentending to be tourist icons, real estate shonkys , more Rakes than should be allowed in any jurisdiction, strange dialects of language, misuse of grammar,  slow speech, slow everything and worst of all, bananas. 

    My God Ernest your ability to not notice the trees amongst the forest has reached new lows.

    Get back on the booze!

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    3 hours ago, old dee said:

    My God Ernest your ability to not notice the trees amongst the forest has reached new lows.

    Get back on the booze!

    That's a bit rough OD.

    Can't I have some fun. 

    And booze and Hemingway are antonyms. At least when no-one is looking.

    Now where is that closet? 

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    45 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    That's a bit rough OD.

    Can't I have some fun. 

    And booze and Hemingway are antonyms. At least when no-one is looking.

    Now where is that closet? 

    ernie, if you want to have some fun, wander over to big footy

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    50 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    ernie, if you want to have some fun, wander over to big footy

    whats that Daisy ?

    is that a site for kids ?

    I only read the classics, or writers from the continent or latin america.  I don't even read my own work.

    I did not know that having fun was banned.

    what are you and Uncle doing if not having fun ?

    In Uncles case it is probably a bit more complicated than that. 

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    18 hours ago, willmoy said:

    1003........perves and bananas

    Obviously not a regular. You have ignored the inciseful discussions and in depth examinations of humanity together with,  the whole searing analysis of the social structure of society. Also the diverse look at geographical locations different to our own,  but including the habitats of several of our contributors.

    Yes Willmoy , a very narrow look at a culturally vital and educational,  multi contributor thread. 

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    5 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Obviously not a regular. You have ignored the inciseful discussions and in depth examinations of humanity together with,  the whole searing analysis of the social structure of society. Also the diverse look at geographical locations different to our own,  but including the habitats of several of our contributors.

    Yes Willmoy , a very narrow look at a culturally vital and educational,  multi contributor thread. 

    ..and yet.......

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    6 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Obviously not a regular. You have ignored the inciseful discussions and in depth examinations of humanity together with,  the whole searing analysis of the social structure of society. Also the diverse look at geographical locations different to our own,  but including the habitats of several of our contributors.

    Yes Willmoy , a very narrow look at a culturally vital and educational,  multi contributor thread. 

    Nicely put Red.

    I may yet invite you ( and your Mrs. of course) to a private dinner at The Manor.

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    On 10/28/2018 at 4:36 PM, hemingway said:

    More grey hair, skin cancers, poor food, crocodiles, hillbillies, murderers, distasteful objects (big pineapples) prentending to be tourist icons, real estate shonkys , more Rakes than should be allowed in any jurisdiction, strange dialects of language, misuse of grammar,  slow speech, slow everything and worst of all, bananas. 

    You are neglecting to mention the wonderful contributions of Sir Joh, Russ Hinze and Greg Ritchie. I could go on with other luminaries as well as mention what the state has done for our entrepreneurs such as the late Mr Skase, Alan Bond ,Peter Foster and other such respectable businessmen.Gentleman such as Clive Palmer and Warwick Capper call it home.

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    15 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Nicely put Red.

    I may yet invite you ( and your Mrs. of course) to a private dinner at The Manor.

    Do I need to bring my own handcuffs and chains, or will you supply them?

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    17 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Do I need to bring my own handcuffs and chains, or will you supply them?

    Have you seen the film 'Wolf Creek', Red?

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