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Red, forget the handcuffs and chains. 

Just take plenty of bleach.

And secretly film and record the experience on your phone.   It may be useful when you need evidence in court. 

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      On 30/10/2018 at 02:48, hemingway said:

    Red, forget the handcuffs and chains. 

    Just take plenty of bleach.

    And secretly film and record the experience on your phone.   It may be useful when you need evidence in court. 

    You know, Ernest, the Saudi embassy is located in Romsey.

    Just saying...

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      On 30/10/2018 at 04:54, Moonshadow said:

    You know, Ernest, the Saudi embassy is located in Romsey.

    Just saying...

    Unlike the Saudi Embassy, Uncle has cameras installed inside and outside. 

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      On 30/10/2018 at 02:18, Moonshadow said:

    Have you seen the film 'Wolf Creek', Red?

    No, is it about a Wolf that lives near a creek?

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      On 30/10/2018 at 02:48, hemingway said:

    Red, forget the handcuffs and chains. 

    Just take plenty of bleach.

    And secretly film and record the experience on your phone.   It may be useful when you need evidence in court. 

    What’s the bleach for, dirty shirts?

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      On 30/10/2018 at 06:04, Redleg said:

    What’s the bleach for, dirty shirts?

    moonie has a bleach bath every day, red. he and michael jackson were/are experts in the use of bleach.

    maybe he thinks it might be an appropriate dinner gift instead of choccys or grog

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      On 30/10/2018 at 06:25, daisycutter said:

    moonie has a bleach bath every day, red. he and michael jackson were/are experts in the use of bleach.

    maybe he thinks it might be an appropriate dinner gift instead of choccys or grog

    Is there a specific brand one should use?

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      On 30/10/2018 at 07:09, Redleg said:

    Is there a specific brand one should use?

    you could ask mrs bitters, she may have a favourite.

    personally i'd take a box of chocolates, or maybe  a box of qld bananas

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      On 30/10/2018 at 08:20, daisycutter said:

    you could ask mrs bitters, she may have a favourite.

    personally i'd take a box of chocolates, or maybe  a box of qld bananas

    I think Mrs Bitters would identify with Rocky Road chocolates as they would describe her marriage to BBO.

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    Thought I'd be brave and venture into this thread for the first time since it was created 7 years ago, to find out what the hell goes on in here.......fair to say after a 10 minute read I've still got no idea. 

    I'll show myself out the door folks, carry on!! 

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      On 30/10/2018 at 10:31, Hell Bent said:

    Thought I'd be brave and venture into this thread for the first time since it was created 7 years ago, to find out what the hell goes on in here.......fair to say after a 10 minute read I've still got no idea. 

    I'll show myself out the door folks, carry on!! 

    Don't worry --- the rest of us don't have a clue either. We just don't let that get to us ?

     

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      On 30/10/2018 at 10:13, Redleg said:

    I think Mrs Bitters would identify with Rocky Road chocolates as they would describe her marriage to BBO.

    She'd be better going with bullets, Red

    Edited by Moonshadow

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      On 30/10/2018 at 10:31, Hell Bent said:

    Thought I'd be brave and venture into this thread for the first time since it was created 7 years ago, to find out what the hell goes on in here.......fair to say after a 10 minute read I've still got no idea. 

    I'll show myself out the door folks, carry on!! 

    you have just passed the sanity test. 

    those that remain lost the plot along time ago. 

    they kid themselves that they are clever and have a view of life that is ...superior.

    that there is meaning in their meandering imaginations. 

    its a weird kind of pseudo intellectualism when its not pseudo or intellectual. 

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      On 30/10/2018 at 06:25, daisycutter said:

    moonie has a bleach bath every day, red. he and michael jackson were/are experts in the use of bleach.

    maybe he thinks it might be an appropriate dinner gift instead of choccys or grog

    I wish you'd stop peeking through the stained glass, dc. The saliva drool on the window sill is causing rot damage

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      On 30/10/2018 at 11:04, Moonshadow said:

    I wish you'd stop peeking through the stained glass, dc. The saliva drool on the window sill is causing rot damage

    well if you'd put in ordinary glass instead of that pretentious 1970's stained antique glass i wouldn't have to drool

    btw, is bleach any good for fungal infections?

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      On 30/10/2018 at 11:03, hemingway said:

    you have just passed the sanity test. 

    those that remain lost the plot along time ago. 

    they kid themselves that they are clever and have a view of life that is ...superior.

    that there is meaning in their meandering imaginations. 

    its a weird kind of pseudo intellectualism when its not pseudo or intellectual. 

    mark my words, ernie, one day someone will unearth this thread and write a book about it. it's a gem of a manuscript just waiting to be published

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    Wolf Creek or Pulp Fiction?

    Or maybe that’s the name of the book about the thread.

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      On 30/10/2018 at 12:04, bjDee said:

    Wolf Creek or Pulp Fiction?

    Or maybe that’s the name of the book about the thread.

    Pulp Creek has a certain ring to it ...

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    Well lads the fixture is out tomorrow so that should provoke some serious discussion, or not. 

    Rumour that Queen’s Birthday and Anzac Day games will be away games for us. That is not good for our finances.

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      On 30/10/2018 at 11:01, Moonshadow said:

    She'd be better going with bullets, Red

    She watches "Passion of The Christ " quite regularly and thinks JC is a bit soft.

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      On 30/10/2018 at 01:59, Redleg said:

    Do I need to bring my own handcuffs and chains, or will you supply them?

    Silly of you to ask Red ( and please ignore the childish humour above) I am the perfect host and all necessary accoutrements for a pleasant evening are provided .

    However, a bottle, or two,  of shiraz would be considered a friendly gesture. 

    And …. given that you are filthy rich lawyer, who spends far too much time swanning about on cruises,  I would consider a Grange appropriate recompense for my entertainments.

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      On 30/10/2018 at 11:03, hemingway said:

    you have just passed the sanity test. 

    those that remain lost the plot along time ago. 

    they kid themselves that they are clever and have a view of life that is ...superior.

    that there is meaning in their meandering imaginations. 

    its a weird kind of pseudo intellectualism when its not pseudo or intellectual. 

    Ernie, would you stop your tiresome carping about this thread.

    You are starting to sound like a schoolgirl that's been interfered with.

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      On 31/10/2018 at 09:35, Bitter but optimistic said:

     

    And …. given that you are filthy rich lawyer, who spends far too much time swanning about on cruises,  I would consider a Grange appropriate recompense for my entertainments.

    Consider it done. I know a bloke who does home made wine and I will get you a bottle of his famous “ home on the grange”.???

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      On 31/10/2018 at 09:37, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Ernie, would you stop your tiresome carping about this thread.

    You are starting to sound like a schoolgirl that's been interfered with.

    Now Uncle, is it ever likely or in the realms of possibility that you are able to post without a smutty comment or innuendo. Is your private life completely bereft of beauty and sweetness. 

    You do realise Geoffrey that your acting days have passed you by and everyone has tired of the same lines. Your early work was entertaining and amusing but it has become tedious and frankly embarrassingly. Perhaps it’s age or fatigue with living but you seem so half hearted these days. You don’t know whether to hang up your boots or keep trying to run around the park. 

    You do sound depressed these days, listless and just hanging on. Or are you now only aching in the places where you used to play? 

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      On 31/10/2018 at 10:47, hemingway said:

    Now Uncle, is it ever likely or in the realms of possibility that you are able to post without a smutty comment or innuendo. Is your private life completely bereft of beauty and sweetness. 

    >>>>>

    head, nail, ernie. finally some sense from you ?

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