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On 10/23/2018 at 2:22 PM, Fifty-5 said:

Don't unlock the asylum. ?

I lost the key, while searching for the rare  Gautemalian banana, which is reportedly blue and red in color. It is a delicacy often devoured just west of Punt Road. It has magic powers that can turn a quiet person into a maniac when devoured while watching Aussie rules. People have been known to yell abuse at 3 people in yellow or green who aren’t even playing the game, just running around with their toy whistles. 

 

Been enjoying those daquiri duckeroy dack-eries a bit Mr Leg?

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1 minute ago, bjDee said:

Been enjoying those daquiri duckeroy dack-eries a bit Mr Leg?

Too much. My brain is like mashed banana.

 
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Fried bananas served as part of main meal last night in Brazilian restaurant. No hair to be seen on what we call  banana fritters.


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On 10/24/2018 at 7:26 PM, daisycutter said:

beats smashed avocado

Smashed avocado ? is beaten. 

Daisy and Red, dedicated committed warriors keeping this thread afloat. 

Hope your boat Red is more buoyant.

How about a bit of interesting case law Red or Daisy you must be a guy with a huge array of interests. 

Can we share something other than banana or avocado stories. Otherwise dear old OD will be telling us about a banana smoothy or banana on his muesli. 

I think I would rather read Uncle’s lurid stories so things must be getting desperate. 

6 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Daisy and Red, dedicated committed warriors keeping this thread afloat. 

Hope your boat Red is more buoyant.

How about a bit of interesting case law Red or Daisy you must be a guy with a huge array of interests. 

Can we share something other than banana or avocado stories. Otherwise dear old OD will be telling us about a banana smoothy or banana on his muesli. 

I think I would rather read Uncle’s lurid stories so things must be getting desperate. 

you need to htfu, ernie, or find a new paramour 

 
1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

you need to htfu, ernie, or find a new paramour 

Of all people Daisy I thought you would have a better defence of the skeletal remains of this thread. 

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1 hour ago, hemingway said:

Daisy and Red, dedicated committed warriors keeping this thread afloat. 

Hope your boat Red is more buoyant.

 

Speaking of afloat, this thread is like Muhammad Ali, it floats like a butterfly and stings like a ? bee.

The boat ?‍♀️ is afloat and populated by 2500 drunk, music lovers on the Rock the Boat cruise. I have seen more alcohol consumed in 5 days than the Matthew Flinders or Croxton Park have in 5 years. Nobody notices the ship movement as they are drunkenly swaying from side to side anyway. Needless to say it is a great cruise and I recommend it to all music lovers and drunks.

My early 2019 prediction is that May will become a Dees favourite.


8 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Of all people Daisy I thought you would have a better defence of the skeletal remains of this thread. 

ernie, how long have you had ocd?

you need a distraction coz this thread is not doing it for you, hence my suggestion of a paramour

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

Speaking of afloat, this thread is like Muhammad Ali, it floats like a butterfly and stings like a ? bee.

The boat ?‍♀️ is afloat and populated by 2500 drunk, music lovers on the Rock the Boat cruise. I have seen more alcohol consumed in 5 days than the Matthew Flinders or Croxton Park have in 5 years. Nobody notices the ship movement as they are drunkenly swaying from side to side anyway. Needless to say it is a great cruise and I recommend it to all music lovers and drunks.

My early 2019 prediction is that May will become a Dees favourite.

maybe it would be a good suggestion to cure ernie's blues?

Sorry I'm late to this thread

What's happened so far? 

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11 minutes ago, dino rover said:

Sorry I'm late to this thread

What's happened so far? 

You are a natural for this thread.


2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

maybe it would be a good suggestion to cure ernie's blues?

you should know that I have been dry for 60 years

 

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Ernie is f....d !

classy as usual

3 hours ago, Redleg said:

Speaking of afloat, this thread is like Muhammad Ali, it floats like a butterfly and stings like a ? bee.

The boat ?‍♀️ is afloat and populated by 2500 drunk, music lovers on the Rock the Boat cruise. I have seen more alcohol consumed in 5 days than the Matthew Flinders or Croxton Park have in 5 years. Nobody notices the ship movement as they are drunkenly swaying from side to side anyway. Needless to say it is a great cruise and I recommend it to all music lovers and drunks.

My early 2019 prediction is that May will become a Dees favourite.

Sounds great Red but what does a teetotaler do?

You know there is no more carousing for old Ernie?

34 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Sounds great Red but what does a teetotaler do?

You know there is no more carousing for old Ernie?

Knit one, purl one.

1 hour ago, Biffen said:

Knit one, purl one.

No Biff, that pastime is only for those who have over indulged in illicit substances.  Not my cup of tea. Shared boarding houses was not my thing, as I was always moving house to maintain my open marriages. 

1 hour ago, Biffen said:

Knit one, purl one.

As I said before, Old Uncle Bitters is just a figment of his former self. A sad old dog, desperate for relevance when everyone has moved on. 

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5 hours ago, hemingway said:

Sounds great Red but what does a teetotaler do?

You know there is no more carousing for old Ernie?

Lot of single women on here Ernie. 

I am sure they know how to boil up a pot of tea.

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Your poor old Uncle has little interest in the sport of kings but I even I dragged myself away from completing my flower arrangements to watch the [censored] Plate.

What a marvellous thing it was! I reckon The Champ could have lined up again against a fresh field and still won.

A champion is a champion in any field of endeavour.

3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Your poor old Uncle has little interest in the sport of kings but I even I dragged myself away from completing my flower arrangements to watch the [censored] Plate.

What a marvellous thing it was! I reckon The Champ could have lined up again against a fresh field and still won.

A champion is a champion in any field of endeavour.

i trust you perved responsibly, uncle

i have visions of bruce mcavaney perving on cyril

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7 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i have visions of bruce mcavaney perving on cyril

Cyril has competition now.

 

 
11 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i trust you perved responsibly, uncle

i have visions of bruce mcavaney perving on cyril

I always perve responsibly dc.

In fact, and I swear this is true, I received  a compliment this very day ( through a third party) on my responsible perving.

A female neighbour, who shall we say likes to enjoy the full benefits of the sun, apparently complained about a near neighbour being a perve. For some odd reason, my name was mentioned. The sun lover specifically excluded me and claimed I was "too distinguished" to be like that.

FMD - it's an unjust world. Ha Ha Hahaha !

No shite this conversation occurred today!

6 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I always perve responsibly dc.

In fact, and I swear this is true, I received  a compliment this very day ( through a third party) on my responsible perving.

A female neighbour, who shall we say likes to enjoy the full benefits of the sun, apparently complained about a near neighbour being a perve. For some odd reason, my name was mentioned. The sun lover specifically excluded me and claimed I was "too distinguished" to be like that.

FMD - it's an unjust world. Ha Ha Hahaha !

No shite this conversation occurred today!

Sounds like a soundtrack from 'Lunatic Asylum 1'.


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