2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

maybe it would be a good suggestion to cure ernie's blues?

you should know that I have been dry for 60 years

 

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Ernie is f....d !

classy as usual

3 hours ago, Redleg said:

Speaking of afloat, this thread is like Muhammad Ali, it floats like a butterfly and stings like a ? bee.

The boat ?‍♀️ is afloat and populated by 2500 drunk, music lovers on the Rock the Boat cruise. I have seen more alcohol consumed in 5 days than the Matthew Flinders or Croxton Park have in 5 years. Nobody notices the ship movement as they are drunkenly swaying from side to side anyway. Needless to say it is a great cruise and I recommend it to all music lovers and drunks.

My early 2019 prediction is that May will become a Dees favourite.

Sounds great Red but what does a teetotaler do?

You know there is no more carousing for old Ernie?

34 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Sounds great Red but what does a teetotaler do?

You know there is no more carousing for old Ernie?

Knit one, purl one.

1 hour ago, Biffen said:

Knit one, purl one.

No Biff, that pastime is only for those who have over indulged in illicit substances.  Not my cup of tea. Shared boarding houses was not my thing, as I was always moving house to maintain my open marriages. 

1 hour ago, Biffen said:

Knit one, purl one.

As I said before, Old Uncle Bitters is just a figment of his former self. A sad old dog, desperate for relevance when everyone has moved on. 

Edited October 26, 20187 yr by hemingway

5 hours ago, hemingway said:

Sounds great Red but what does a teetotaler do?

You know there is no more carousing for old Ernie?

Lot of single women on here Ernie. 

I am sure they know how to boil up a pot of tea.

Edited October 26, 20187 yr by Redleg

Your poor old Uncle has little interest in the sport of kings but I even I dragged myself away from completing my flower arrangements to watch the [censored] Plate.

What a marvellous thing it was! I reckon The Champ could have lined up again against a fresh field and still won.

A champion is a champion in any field of endeavour.

3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Your poor old Uncle has little interest in the sport of kings but I even I dragged myself away from completing my flower arrangements to watch the [censored] Plate.

What a marvellous thing it was! I reckon The Champ could have lined up again against a fresh field and still won.

A champion is a champion in any field of endeavour.

i trust you perved responsibly, uncle

i have visions of bruce mcavaney perving on cyril

Edited October 27, 20187 yr by daisycutter

7 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i have visions of bruce mcavaney perving on cyril

Cyril has competition now.

 

11 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i trust you perved responsibly, uncle

i have visions of bruce mcavaney perving on cyril

I always perve responsibly dc.

In fact, and I swear this is true, I received  a compliment this very day ( through a third party) on my responsible perving.

A female neighbour, who shall we say likes to enjoy the full benefits of the sun, apparently complained about a near neighbour being a perve. For some odd reason, my name was mentioned. The sun lover specifically excluded me and claimed I was "too distinguished" to be like that.

FMD - it's an unjust world. Ha Ha Hahaha !

No shite this conversation occurred today!

6 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I always perve responsibly dc.

In fact, and I swear this is true, I received  a compliment this very day ( through a third party) on my responsible perving.

A female neighbour, who shall we say likes to enjoy the full benefits of the sun, apparently complained about a near neighbour being a perve. For some odd reason, my name was mentioned. The sun lover specifically excluded me and claimed I was "too distinguished" to be like that.

FMD - it's an unjust world. Ha Ha Hahaha !

No shite this conversation occurred today!

Sounds like a soundtrack from 'Lunatic Asylum 1'.

2 hours ago, dieter said:

Sounds like a soundtrack from 'Lunatic Asylum 1'.

think you mean the 'idiocracy', soundtrack dieter

btw i see your distinguished alma mater was featured (again) in the news.....nasty business....definitely not cricket

10 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

think you mean the 'idiocracy', soundtrack dieter

btw i see your distinguished alma mater was featured (again) in the news.....nasty business....definitely not cricket

Not surprised. Not long ago a former 1st Eighteen  Captain rang me and said he would organise a lunch with some of the Brothers ( sic) and Priests( sic) but I haven't heard from him since, mainly, I believe because they know  I have campaigned against their rule of terror and infamy on social media. It sounds like you know of their misdeeds, perhaps first hand?

1 hour ago, dieter said:

Not surprised. Not long ago a former 1st Eighteen  Captain rang me and said he would organise a lunch with some of the Brothers ( sic) and Priests( sic) but I haven't heard from him since, mainly, I believe because they know  I have campaigned against their rule of terror and infamy on social media. It sounds like you know of their misdeeds, perhaps first hand?

it seems everything associated with that place turns to 'ashes', eh?

4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I always perve responsibly dc.

In fact, and I swear this is true, I received  a compliment this very day ( through a third party) on my responsible perving.

A female neighbour, who shall we say likes to enjoy the full benefits of the sun, apparently complained about a near neighbour being a perve. For some odd reason, my name was mentioned. The sun lover specifically excluded me and claimed I was "too distinguished" to be like that.

FMD - it's an unjust world. Ha Ha Hahaha !

No shite this conversation occurred today!

You obviously camouflage yourself well in the bushes along the fence line, Uncle.

Must be hard to keep the binoculars steady with only one hand free.

Edited October 27, 20187 yr by Moonshadow

On ‎10‎/‎26‎/‎2018 at 11:39 PM, Redleg said:

Lot of single women on here Ernie. 

I am sure they know how to boil up a pot of tea.

In the interest of longevity of this thread could you ask the captain to put out a mayday call before you embark that all remaining single women are most welcome to join Demonland. Boilers are most welcome !

13 hours ago, daisycutter said:

it seems everything associated with that place turns to 'ashes', eh?

It's now a co-ed school, unbelievable from the point of view that when we were there we were taught that apart from the Blessed Virgin Mary and your mother, women were the enemy.

What's the latest scandal and what's your association with them?

16 minutes ago, dieter said:

 

What's the latest scandal and what's your association with them?

more charges (more kids) against the former headmaster

https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/frank-klep-pleaded-guilty-to-more-vile-child-sex-crimes/news-story/d6eacabbc6f7833a4047c86551428918

8 hours ago, puntkick said:

In the interest of longevity of this thread could you ask the captain to put out a mayday call before you embark that all remaining single women are most welcome to join Demonland. Boilers are most welcome !

Careful punt! You are impinging on dc's territory.

19 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

more charges (more kids) against the former headmaster

https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/frank-klep-pleaded-guilty-to-more-vile-child-sex-crimes/news-story/d6eacabbc6f7833a4047c86551428918

Klep was there after my sentence was served. All I can say is we had a good cricket team, lost one game in 5 years and in that time we beat Assumption Kilmore twice in 3 weeks.

They are about the only good memories, oh, and making my debut in the 'Firsts' Footy team in my last year - 1967 - when I heard we were going to fly to Tasmania. 

Back on terra firma in Queensland. Will check out the Suns and Lions.

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Back on terra firma in Queensland. Will check out the Suns and Lions.

don't forget to check out the bananas too

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Back on terra firma in Queensland. Will check out the Suns and Lions.

More grey hair, skin cancers, poor food, crocodiles, hillbillies, murderers, distasteful objects (big pineapples) prentending to be tourist icons, real estate shonkys , more Rakes than should be allowed in any jurisdiction, strange dialects of language, misuse of grammar,  slow speech, slow everything and worst of all, bananas. 

 

3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

don't forget to check out the bananas too

Of course just over the border is the “big banana”?. The local forest dwellers have been known to worship there. It seems recently discovered archaeological evidence exists of arcane if not bizarre ritualistic practices that go back centuries. Apparently these indigenes now known to anthropologists as ‘tourists’ initially formed a somewhat obscure provincial cult which grew exponentially over time to become almost pandemic in its appeal. Hence the expression ‘an old banana was once young and green’.

 

Edited October 28, 20187 yr by Tarax Club
Typographical

1003........perves and bananas

15 hours ago, hemingway said:

More grey hair, skin cancers, poor food, crocodiles, hillbillies, murderers, distasteful objects (big pineapples) prentending to be tourist icons, real estate shonkys , more Rakes than should be allowed in any jurisdiction, strange dialects of language, misuse of grammar,  slow speech, slow everything and worst of all, bananas. 

My God Ernest your ability to not notice the trees amongst the forest has reached new lows.

Get back on the booze!