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Redleg
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19 hours ago, Redleg said:

Is it over yet?

It is not very long ago Mr. Leg that this period was the most exciting time of the year for MFC supporters. Amazing what a few wins and playing finals does.

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    7 hours ago, hemingway said:

    I had forgotten how exciting and interesting this thread was until I sneaked on board to have a look.

    Very reassuring that you are back talking about bananas.

    So reassuring in these troubled times. 

    Glad you're back on this thread Ernie.

    Now you can tell me ( in total privacy of course) the filthy details about your "open marriage" experiences.

    As you're dead you can't be sued, so cut loose. 

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    2 hours ago, bjDee said:

    Yep it can be quoted - as evidenced here. Only unusual looking thing is that it as well as the 2 following posts by BBO and Red have ‘PM’ hovering below the header under the time of posting. Just those 3 posts in a row, and not before or after them. 

    Looking at it on a phone screen, that is. 

    the quote "as evidenced here" in your post is not the one i'm talking about. i'm guessing it never made it, but for some reason i see it still but with those oddities (when i say all pink, it is the background not the text)

    ah well.....

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Glad you're back on this thread Ernie.

    Now you can tell me ( in total privacy of course) the filthy details about your "open marriage" experiences.

    As you're dead you can't be sued, so cut loose. 

    Which open marriage Uncle, I have had a few.  

    Its mainly about disappointment, recriminations, sadness, unrequited desire, selfishness, jealously with a little bit of shame thrown in at the end. 

    Need to know more?

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    33 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Now that’s interesting! 

    Like everything else on here.

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    43 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Like everything else on here.

    mr leg, i'm still trying to work out if we were f....d or not f....d

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    3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    the quote "as evidenced here" in your post is not the one i'm talking about. i'm guessing it never made it, but for some reason i see it still but with those oddities (when i say all pink, it is the background not the text)

    ah well.....

    Have you taken something DC? 

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    7 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    mr leg, i'm still trying to work out if we were f....d or not f....d

    Yes it is perplexing dc.

    I too have been trouble by this unanswered question.

    Will we ever know?  

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    10 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Yes it is perplexing dc.

    I too have been trouble by this unanswered question.

    Will we ever know?  

    F.....d if I know 

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    11 hours ago, hemingway said:

    Which open marriage Uncle, I have had a few.  

    Its mainly about disappointment, recriminations, sadness, unrequited desire, selfishness, jealously with a little bit of shame thrown in at the end. 

    Need to know more?

    Crikey Ernie, now you've done it!

    You just made me  tear up. My bacon, egg and quadruple pancake sandwich is ruined.

    Shame on you. 

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    18 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Sometimes that's the best way for all concerned.

    Uncle, when you stand up in a court of law to answer the charges or offences, it will be difficult to argue a defence of "apparently but not consciously" your Honour. Particularly, once all the witnesses have been called, both participants and observers. 

    You might want to talk to Red who probably went to school with the Judge.

    And you better hope the Judge is not of the fairer sex. Otherwise you will get a life sentence.

    Then you will have to entertain yourself in the privacy of your own nice little cell.  Although probably not very different from what you get up to in your dungeon at the Manor. 

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    1 hour ago, hemingway said:

    Uncle, when you stand up in a court of law to answer the charges or offences, it will be difficult to argue a defence of "apparently but not consciously" your Honour. Particularly, once all the witnesses have been called, both participants and observers. 

    You might want to talk to Red who probably went to school with the Judge.

    And you better hope the Judge is not of the fairer sex. Otherwise you will get a life sentence.

    Then you will have to entertain yourself in the privacy of your own nice little cell.  Although probably not very different from what you get up to in your dungeon at the Manor. 

    I would have expected there to be more than Bbo in his dungeon Ernest!

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    15 minutes ago, old dee said:

    I would have expected there to be more than Bbo in his dungeon Ernest!

    Inanimate objects ?

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    1 hour ago, hemingway said:

    Inanimate objects ?

    Not necessarily 

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    16 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    Not necessarily 

    Hmmm, and here am I thinking that this is all a bit of fictional fun! 

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    20 hours ago, hemingway said:

    Which open marriage Uncle, I have had a few.  

    Its mainly about disappointment, recriminations, sadness, unrequited desire, selfishness, jealously with a little bit of shame thrown in at the end. 

    Need to know more?

    Sounds like the preliminary final ...

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    2 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Sounds like the preliminary final ...

    Definite ly     I think on this one we were Roo   ted       Mr Leg was right,  in the end   Bring on 2019

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    12 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Sounds like the preliminary final ...

    Please stop mentioning that it gives me recurring nightmares.

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    38 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Just wondering now that the Greater Western Sydney Giants have purged themselves of their unmentionable by name person (and no doubt, his portly parent), is there any reason why this thread should continue?

    spoiler attempt or trolling?

    just when 1000 pages is in sight........no way

    i'd rather winx was retired

    think of the bananas, they need our support

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    53 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Just wondering now that the Greater Western Sydney Giants have purged themselves of their unmentionable by name person (and no doubt, his portly parent), is there any reason why this thread should continue?

    Maybe have a rest until next season. 

    All the posters can have a well earned sabbatical and return to their other interests.

    A well earned rest from bananas and the peccadilloes of Uncle Bitters.

    It has become repetitious, predicable and hum drum.

    It may take on a fresh and new meaning in 2019.

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    think of the bananas, they need our support

    Good point and I am sympathetic with bananas and everything they stand for. Not only that but one of my favourite movies is Bananas with Woody Allan.

    However, since we have a dedicated cheese thread over on the other board, there’s no reason why you couldn’t have a designated bananas thread and I’ve never been completely comfortable with the linkage of bananas, the unmentionable and BS. 

    No trolling and only raised it as a subject for debate given that throughout the lifetime of this thread GWS and the unmentionable (who I’ve now mentioned twice in this post) have been inextricably linked and now that the nexus has been broken  you might want to take advantage of the situation.

    And, as Hemmingway has, as always, eloquently put it, the place has hit the wall and a rest is much needed. 

     

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