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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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2 hours ago, Redleg said:

It must be over by now.

no, 6 more pages

then we have a mother of a party at chateau bitters 

5 hours ago, daisycutter said:

no, 6 more pages

then we have a mother of a party at chateau bitters 

It will be a BYO party than.

 
On 10/9/2018 at 11:15 PM, Little Goffy said:

Jeezus Biffen, I didn't realise you were also an, um... anti-Drefusard.

No ,not at all.

Big fan of "Let It Ride" and "Jaws".


10 hours ago, daisycutter said:

no, 6 more pages

then we have a mother of a party at chateau bitters 

In a Manor of Speaking !! ;)

13 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bring your own fried ( or baked, fricasseed, boiled etc etc)  frog.

I did not know Mr Bitters was French?

 
18 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Given the rate that the Jesse Hogan thread is rollicking along it will overtake this one before long.

Redleg would be well and truly f....d then! 

uncle, did you notice that peter bell was a lawyer?

must be something about long threads and lawyers

if i was an academic i would apply for a grant and research it. would be a professorship a media career in it


1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

uncle, did you notice that peter bell was a lawyer?

must be something about long threads and lawyers

if i was an academic i would apply for a grant and research it. would be a professorship a media career in it

A Phd at the very least I would think dc.

However, who would be interested in reading about lawyers?

 

5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

A Phd at the very least I would think dc.

However, who would be interested in reading about lawyers?

 

lawyers of course, dummy

3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

lawyers of course, dummy

Nah !  Even lawyers would have better things to do …………………………………………… surely?

4 hours ago, daisycutter said:

uncle, did you notice that peter bell was a lawyer?

must be something about long threads and lawyers

if i was an academic i would apply for a grant and research it. would be a professorship a media career in it

An English professor?

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4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Nah !  Even lawyers would have better things to do …………………………………………… surely?

I love the Grisham books.


19 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

An English professor?

they have much more socially and pc acceptable prefixes than plain old "english" these days, moonie. It's not the '70s any more. what's more you can probably get a professorship online for a few bitcoins

Some years ago this thread was created as an escape from the discussion a certain Hawthorn bound player.

I feel the need to escape a potential bolter to the west coast of the country.

How is the world tonight fellow banana lovers?

OD, there seem to be more twists and turns in that story than you would find in a banana factory.

17 hours ago, old dee said:

Some years ago this thread was created as an escape from the discussion a certain Hawthorn bound player.

I feel the need to escape a potential bolter to the west coast of the country.

How is the world tonight fellow banana lovers?

S[censored]y?

West is Best e.g. West Perth v East Perth (former Eagles Reserve Team).

I need to eat more Bananas or is that drink more?

16 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

S[censored]y?

West is Best e.g. West Perth v East Perth (former Eagles Reserve Team).

I need to eat more Bananas or is that drink more?

BF I would be surprised if that did not incur a suspension. That name is not allowed on this thread.

Absolutely unforgivable !


I was in Fitzroy Street, St Kilda this morning and to my horror, I happened on the Gatwick which appears to be undergoing some change.

Who allowed this and where are the former residents?

4 hours ago, old dee said:

BF I would be surprised if that did not incur a suspension. That name is not allowed on this thread.

Absolutely unforgivable !

WOW, you guys do hold grudges.

The guy who can not be named, played for Melbourne like a hundred AFL years ago.

OD you need to let it go as the Dawks will soon find out they paid too much for him. Really,if you think about it he will be the gift that keeps on giving.

Popcorn anyone?

3 hours ago, The Oracle said:

I was in Fitzroy Street, St Kilda this morning and to my horror, I happened on the Gatwick which appears to be undergoing some change.

Who allowed this and where are the former residents?

I thought they moved Fitzroy to Queensland years ago?

 
4 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

WOW, you guys do hold grudges.

The guy who can not be named, played for Melbourne like a hundred AFL years ago.

OD you need to let it go as the Dawks will soon find out they paid too much for him. Really,if you think about it he will be the gift that keeps on giving.

Popcorn anyone?

froggy, just read the thread title. it's not that hard and there are plenty of other threads if you feel the need to indulge in sordid ancient history

3 hours ago, The Oracle said:

I was in Fitzroy Street, St Kilda this morning and to my horror, I happened on the Gatwick which appears to be undergoing some change.

Who allowed this and where are the former residents?

biffo did try to enlist the comanchero's help but i seems his credit rating there had taken a big dip due to some "misunderstandings" over territorial issues and is still recovering


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