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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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16 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

a few more years, febes, and i certainly will be pushing up daisies. just for you, when that time becomes imminent i will change my demonland handle to daisypusher

Nah mate, we want you around for a long time yet, at least until we double our flag count to 24. Have a good night champ

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    7 minutes ago, SFebes said:

    Nah mate, we want you around for a long time yet, at least until we double our flag count to 24. Have a good night champ

    I can absolutely  guarantee I will not be around when we hit 24 SFebes and I doubt you wil be either. However 15 would be nice.

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    41 minutes ago, old dee said:

    I can absolutely  guarantee I will not be around when we hit 24 SFebes and I doubt you wil be either. However 15 would be nice.

    none of us will be around if it takes 54 years between drinks !

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    1 hour ago, 640MD said:

    none of us will be around if it takes 54 years between drinks !

    Or longer!

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    7 hours ago, SFebes said:

    Nah mate, we want you around for a long time yet, at least until we double our flag count to 24. Have a good night champ

    Are the Hawks going to sell their flags to us?

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    So what are Mr Leg?

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    1 hour ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Please watch your language folks. Sometimes little children stray into this thread and we don’t want them corrupted by malediction and profanity.

    Hmm I think your advice is falling on deaf ears WJ.

    There is little that will dampen the enthusiasm or language on this thread in the next week. Little children will hear worse at school or on public transport.

    I am eating the thrill of this for as long as it lasts after 12 long years of misery and despair. 

    Edited by old dee

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    Don’t you just love September when the bananas are ripe and nobody in the GWS team has a relative weighing over 200kg.

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    11 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Are the Hawks going to sell their flags to us?

    Not before we take one off them next week 

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    ho hum.....just another walk in the park

    this winning is starting to get boring

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    Just now, daisycutter said:

    ho hum.....just another walk in the park

    this winning is starting to get boring

    That is most unfortunate for you dc. As I can take another decade of winning without any fear of it getting boring. One of my dreams is awaiting next week!

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    Last night was a night for many firsts. Has anyone else ever busted the zipper on their jeans at the footy? 

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    14 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Last night was a night for many firsts. Has anyone else ever busted the zipper on their jeans at the footy? 

    Where are our chocolate frothies?? ?

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    29 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Last night was a night for many firsts. Has anyone else ever busted the zipper on their jeans at the footy? 

    The quick answer is NO. 

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    1 hour ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    Where are our chocolate frothies?? ?

    Oh yeah true story. See you in 10 minutes!

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    50 minutes ago, old dee said:

    The quick answer is NO. 

    Also happens to be the correct answer.

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    4 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    ho hum.....just another walk in the park

    this winning is starting to get boring

    DC you need to go home and sleep it off.

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    48 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    DC you need to go home and sleep it off.

    i used to get excited with one win a season. 

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    9 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Please watch your language folks. Sometimes little children stray into this thread and we don’t want them corrupted by malediction and profanity.

    Quite right Jack .

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    9 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Please watch your language folks. Sometimes little children stray into this thread and we don’t want them corrupted by malediction and profanity.

    Kids these days have extraordinary vocabularies when it comes to profanities. I’ve been called some fantastic things over the years by kids as young as 7 (which I won’t repeat here). 

    To be fair, they were probably little feral Eagles and Dockers supporters.

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