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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Should only be on way to game, as they should finish an hour before us. 

and there will be all those jilong supporters leaving at half time.........

 
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5 hours ago, daisycutter said:

and there will be all those jilong supporters leaving at half time.........

One can only hope.

But we are f.....d.

 

Watching The Kid waxing lyrical endlessly on The Front Bar. Is there a person alive more self absorbed than Dermot Brereton? Sheesh!

1 minute ago, Moonshadow said:

Watching The Kid waxing lyrical endlessly on The Front Bar. Is there a person alive more self absorbed than Dermot Brereton? Sheesh!

Sounds like you mistyped 'nk' as 'x' Moonie ...


Mick Malloy is such a great comedian. 

“ The turnout at the dees training was amazing, their fans haven’t been this excited since the introduction of negative gearing!”

3 minutes ago, Wolfturdo said:

Mick Malloy is such a great comedian. 

“ The turnout at the dees training was amazing, their fans haven’t been this excited since the introduction of negative gearing!”

It’s been a while since Mick Molloy was funny, wouldn’t worry too much about it mate.

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On 9/2/2018 at 12:34 PM, Ethan Tremblay said:

I hope we beat Geelong and make the finals. 

Forgive me if I am wrong and on the wrong thread. But. Didn’t we have a double chance in play before the Geelong match at KP. And lost it just. So doesn’t that mean we have been playing finals and winning since that game. Another win should be easy peasey, 

Go Dees!!

On 9/4/2018 at 2:11 PM, Redleg said:

Melbourne Storm is playing.

On the big screen?


I thank Mark Neeld for his Open Mike interview for my grass starting to grow. 

@Redleg what are we again? ?

Wow a lot of game talk on here today.

Just had a great start to this Friday I had a banana milkshake.

I am at peace with the world, well for five minutes anyway.


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46 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

@Redleg what are we again? ?

F....d.

13 minutes ago, Redleg said:

F....d.

Flabbergasted !!! Well I'll be ....

1 hour ago, old dee said:

Wow a lot of game talk on here today.

Just had a great start to this Friday I had a banana milkshake.

I am at peace with the world, well for five minutes anyway.

Wish I thought of that.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

F....d.

This is the only post that calms the nerves....why are some nervous anyway?

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

F....d.

Just as I thought!


Had a funny dream last night

all mixed up    As usual

about the Promised land 

not enough Wise men and no virgins,

enjoy tonight and next 3 games as well

good luck to us all. Loud and proud tonight  give em hell !! Go Dees !!

 

7 minutes ago, 640MD said:

Had a funny dream last night

all mixed up    As usual

about the Promised land 

not enough Wise men and no virgins,

enjoy tonight and next 3 games as well

good luck to us all. Loud and proud tonight  give em hell !! Go Dees !!

 

At least you didn't wake up with a banana in your bum.

 
14 minutes ago, Nasher said:

Is that something that happens to you often, or...?

Haha I can't even think of anything to reply! Go Dees!

Bananas for breakfast   No other way

but we don’t need to be shy tonight

the Dees have done us proud over last few weeks. We deserve to be there and are a threat for the flag if we get there 

Carna Demons


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