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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 hour ago, SFebes said:

When will my grass start growing? Start of september? Later? Now?

Mine grows indoors.

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    1 hour ago, SFebes said:

    There is no shame in waxing, my old school teacher used to wax his arms and for some weird reason I still wonder why? Many swimmers wax, runners, wrestlers.... legs, arms, head all fine. 

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    What subject did he teach? This might shed some light. 

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    1 hour ago, SFebes said:

    Why do they put wax on bananas these days? I prefer mine wax free, unlike my girls.

    Your daughters are waxed????

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    3 minutes ago, layzie said:

    What subject did he teach? This might shed some light. 

    Maths and science, used to roll his sleeves up on his woolen jumpers. Weird stuff

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    5 minutes ago, SFebes said:

    Maths and science, used to roll his sleeves up on his woolen jumpers. Weird stuff

    Oh dear

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    Well it is clear to me that waxing and bananas don't go together.

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    @Red and Bluebeard

    Seems I owe you a banana smoothie ;)

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    4 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    @Red and Bluebeard

    Seems I owe you a banana smoothie ;)

    Look up a recipe, but hold off on pouring it until the final siren next week ... ?

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    14 hours ago, Redleg said:

    We are f....d.

    food?

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    Time for the Theme song! Sing it proudly!

     

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    Have to say I’m over bananas

    The topic of waxing ( raised above) offers a number of possible avenues to explore 

    Perhaps some of the learned souls that inhabit this place could profer some speculation 

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    Been watching a fair amount of footy shows lately and they have been highlighting training.

    Could someone tell why the [censored] blokes are running around in tights.

    Now don't get me wrong, I love tights. I've been perving on sheilas wearing tights since they became a fashion item. The trouble is sheilas have become cunning and wear long jumpers that they pull down over the best bits. Very unsporting!

    Let's strip the sheilas of the long jumpers and give them to the blokes.

    Simples.

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    35 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Been watching a fair amount of footy shows lately and they have been highlighting training.

    Could someone tell why the [censored] blokes are running around in tights.

    Now don't get me wrong, I love tights. I've been perving on sheilas wearing tights since they became a fashion item. The trouble is sheilas have become cunning and wear long jumpers that they pull down over the best bits. Very unsporting!

    Let's strip the sheilas of the long jumpers and give them to the blokes.

    Simples.

    I sincerely hope you don't get around in tights, Uncle Bitter. In that unfortunate event, it would most definitely be used as an adjective rather than a noun

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    7 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    I sincerely hope you don't get around in tights, Uncle Bitter. In that unfortunate event, it would most definitely be used as an adjective rather than a noun

    Well Moonie, if you must know ( but not understand), there are private moments when the wearing of tights is suitable to the occasion.

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    On 8/20/2018 at 9:13 AM, DemonFrog said:

    food?

    "Sharks are food, not friends!"

     

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Been watching a fair amount of footy shows lately and they have been highlighting training.

    Could someone tell why the [censored] blokes are running around in tights.

    Now don't get me wrong, I love tights. I've been perving on sheilas wearing tights since they became a fashion item. The trouble is sheilas have become cunning and wear long jumpers that they pull down over the best bits. Very unsporting!

    Let's strip the sheilas of the long jumpers and give them to the blokes.

    Simples.

    Nailed it Bitter.

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    Gotta win this week, but I forgot, we are f....d.

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    This thread even got a mention on the Demonland podcast last night --- we have certainly hit the big time now! (after only 976 pages)

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    On 8/20/2018 at 10:10 AM, Redleg said:

    We are f....d.

    Glad to hear it Mr Leg, keep up the good work.

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    3 hours ago, old dee said:

    Glad to hear it Mr Leg, keep up the good work.

    I try so hard.

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    This thread is proof that Demonland is a lunatic asylum. I hope Dutton becomes prime minister and sends you all to Nauru...I hear you won't be short of bananas and coconuts..

     

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