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20 minutes ago, Emerald said:

Is Camilla on the left or the right of this photo?

Beware of your head my friend!!! 

 

A disgusting  old perve named Bitter

Frequented the public sh!tter

Till he decided to Sparkle

In a mask of Miss Markle

For his hero was Gary Glitter

3 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Beware of your head my friend!!! 

Sorry but my knowledge of royalty doesn't go past the 18th dynasty of Egypt.

 
3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

anyone else a bit skeptical of "Cloudflare's Always Online™ technology"?

never done a cracker for me

Thoroughly. What is the point of `Always Online' if they only time you see it is when the website is unavailable? Seems self-contradictory to me.

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Good to see some intelligent posting on DL for a change.

No silly bickering on this thread.


25 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Good to see some intelligent posting on DL for a change.

No silly bickering on this thread.

The boys are back in form. 

A question without notice

 

my machine says its 957 pages, nowhere near the millenium so whats special about 960

 

Go Dees

 
10 hours ago, Redleg said:

Good to see some intelligent posting on DL for a change.

No silly bickering on this thread.

Yes...only non-silly bickering here

It's what separates us from the rabble

1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

Yes...only non-silly bickering here

It's what separates us from the rabble

But still leaving plenty of room for silly non-bickering ...


2 hours ago, 640MD said:

A question without notice

 

my machine says its 957 pages, nowhere near the millenium so whats special about 960

 

Go Dees

ah yes, mine does too

did the number change due to a db reorg or something......or am i just a daft old coot (rhetorical, no response needed)

27 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

ah yes, mine does too

did the number change due to a db reorg or something......or am i just a daft old coot (rhetorical, no response needed)

Asked and......answered ?

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1 hour ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

But still leaving plenty of room for silly non-bickering ...

Its good to be bickered, but of course only in a non silly way.

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1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

ah yes, mine does too

did the number change due to a db reorg or something......or am i just a daft old coot (rhetorical, no response needed)

Only 43 pages to go to our 1000 page party.

A party ?? ????


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8 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

A party ?? ????

We could all hop on the bus to Romsey or have fun in the ruins of the Gat. The possibilities are endless.

We could have Demon Frog doing drawings of each attendee.

Biff could insult everyone as they arrived.

BBO could raffle his autobiography.

R and B could sing a few nursery rhymes.

Old Dee could provide the optimism.

Hemingway could write a book about the night.

Daisy could provide an effigy of HWSNBN to have a darts competition with.

Moonie could bring the moonshine.

Ethan could invite the special guests.

BB could provide a running commentary on the night as DJ.

It could be better than the post Oscars party or at least the Logies one.

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1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

ah yes, mine does too

did the number change due to a db reorg or something......or am i just a daft old coot (rhetorical, no response needed)

Rhetorical old coots deserve great respect ... ?

27 minutes ago, Redleg said:

We could all hop on the bus to Romsey or have fun in the ruins of the Gat. The possibilities are endless.

We could have Demon Frog doing drawings of each attendee.

Biff could insult everyone as they arrived.

BBO could raffle his autobiography.

R and B could sing a few nursery rhymes.

Old Dee could provide the optimism.

Hemingway could write a book about the night.

Daisy could provide an effigy of HWSNBN to have a darts competition with.

Moonie could bring the moonshine.

Ethan could invite the special guests.

BB could provide a running commentary on the night as DJ.

It could be better than the post Oscars party or at least the Logies one.

Earl could bring the royal wedding souvenirs.

Redleg and WJ could provide legal advice to avoid being jailed on the way home.

The theme would of course be "Party like it is 1964" ...


The party should be this evening

while we are all glued to the telly watching the royal shindig.  On all channels too I think,  we are truely blessed to be a part of the British Empire.     More tea vicar!

57 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i could bring the kool-aid

Surprised there’s any left after the last 11 years

1 minute ago, SFebey said:

Surprised there’s any left after the last 11 years

still a bit of jones'78 left if you know where to look

 
On 5/17/2018 at 6:24 PM, Biffen said:

If you remember the 60's -you weren't really there.

So say all my brain damaged mates.

I was there in the late 60's but can not remember being a thing.

Which has nothing to do with brain damage and all to do with my age.

On 5/17/2018 at 10:17 PM, Earl Hood said:

Well DC let’s just say I have been approached about certain matters to do with the ceremony, me of course being well regarded in important circles, beyond reproach and of a respectable age, but let’s keep it at that for the moment lest the gutter press get hold of anything and do their damnest! 

Happy to report that Charles and myself did the old rock, paper, scissors and Charles got the honour of escorting Meagan down the aisle. Disappointing perhaps but that has allowed me to be more relaxed for the preamble to the big event. So it is great to catch up with George C and David and Posh, however I can’t embibe too much shall we say, as I have been asked to play bass guitar backing up Sir Elton at the after party! Busy times. 


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