4 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

A party ?? ????

8 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

A party ?? ????

We could all hop on the bus to Romsey or have fun in the ruins of the Gat. The possibilities are endless.

We could have Demon Frog doing drawings of each attendee.

Biff could insult everyone as they arrived.

BBO could raffle his autobiography.

R and B could sing a few nursery rhymes.

Old Dee could provide the optimism.

Hemingway could write a book about the night.

Daisy could provide an effigy of HWSNBN to have a darts competition with.

Moonie could bring the moonshine.

Ethan could invite the special guests.

BB could provide a running commentary on the night as DJ.

It could be better than the post Oscars party or at least the Logies one.

Edited May 19, 20187 yr by Redleg

i could bring the kool-aid

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

ah yes, mine does too

did the number change due to a db reorg or something......or am i just a daft old coot (rhetorical, no response needed)

Rhetorical old coots deserve great respect ... ?

27 minutes ago, Redleg said:

We could all hop on the bus to Romsey or have fun in the ruins of the Gat. The possibilities are endless.

We could have Demon Frog doing drawings of each attendee.

Biff could insult everyone as they arrived.

BBO could raffle his autobiography.

R and B could sing a few nursery rhymes.

Old Dee could provide the optimism.

Hemingway could write a book about the night.

Daisy could provide an effigy of HWSNBN to have a darts competition with.

Moonie could bring the moonshine.

Ethan could invite the special guests.

BB could provide a running commentary on the night as DJ.

It could be better than the post Oscars party or at least the Logies one.

Earl could bring the royal wedding souvenirs.

Redleg and WJ could provide legal advice to avoid being jailed on the way home.

The theme would of course be "Party like it is 1964" ...

The party should be this evening

while we are all glued to the telly watching the royal shindig.  On all channels too I think,  we are truely blessed to be a part of the British Empire.     More tea vicar!

57 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i could bring the kool-aid

Surprised there’s any left after the last 11 years

1 minute ago, SFebey said:

Surprised there’s any left after the last 11 years

still a bit of jones'78 left if you know where to look

On 5/17/2018 at 6:24 PM, Biffen said:

If you remember the 60's -you weren't really there.

So say all my brain damaged mates.

I was there in the late 60's but can not remember being a thing.

Which has nothing to do with brain damage and all to do with my age.

On 5/17/2018 at 10:17 PM, Earl Hood said:

Well DC let’s just say I have been approached about certain matters to do with the ceremony, me of course being well regarded in important circles, beyond reproach and of a respectable age, but let’s keep it at that for the moment lest the gutter press get hold of anything and do their damnest! 

Happy to report that Charles and myself did the old rock, paper, scissors and Charles got the honour of escorting Meagan down the aisle. Disappointing perhaps but that has allowed me to be more relaxed for the preamble to the big event. So it is great to catch up with George C and David and Posh, however I can’t embibe too much shall we say, as I have been asked to play bass guitar backing up Sir Elton at the after party! Busy times. 

23 hours ago, Biffen said:

A disgusting  old perve named Bitter

Frequented the public sh!tter

Till he decided to Sparkle

In a mask of Miss Markle

For his hero was Gary Glitter

Bah! Vulgar doggerel which, unsurprisingly receives likes from a bloke who displays his underwear and a known pervert from Westralia.

7 hours ago, Redleg said:

 

BBO could raffle his autobiography.

I'm betting the pages will be stuck together Red. 

I'm trying to read Demonland and watch The Wedding simultaneously - but I'm torn.

The Lads are watching too and have promised to alert me when the bride arrives. 

I'm getting very excited!!!

[censored] me! There are some ugly inbreds in the royal family. Bunch of chinless wonders, really. Bet you they've got a propnsity to be born with a little tail.

Earl, I hope you do us proud and streak in your birthday suit down the aisle. Throw in a cartwheel for us if you can

2 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

[censored] me! There are some ugly inbreds in the royal family. Bunch of chinless wonders, really. Bet you they've got a propnsity to be born with a little tail.

Earl, I hope you do us proud and streak in your birthday suit down the aisle. Throw in a cartwheel for us if you can

Please Moons refrain from your vulgar colonial banter. It has been a previlege to meet the guests prior to the ceremony so far, George and David and Posh and Serena, who I must say has kept badgering me to provide advice on her backhand but really this is not the time. As I said earlier I will be backing guitar for Sir Elton in the after party. Busy day ahead. Keep a watch out for the demond scarf! 

The ugly redhead hadn't even shaved for the occasion. What a bogan

Bah! The gown was a disappointment - no cleavage and too loose to show arse contours.

Back to the footy for me.

30 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bah! The gown was a disappointment - no cleavage and too loose to show arse contours.

Back to the footy for me.

Still, she's a looker. Gingernuts  is definitely punching above his weight

49 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

The ugly redhead hadn't even shaved for the occasion. What a bogan

Sign him up, quick. Not enough red heads in Melbournefc town.

30 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bah! The gown was a disappointment - no cleavage and too loose to show arse contours.

Back to the footy for me.

What, and no fishnets, Bbo?

3 minutes ago, DV8 said:

Sign him up, quick. Not enough red heads in Melbournefc town.

What, and no fishnets, Bbo?

Deeluded you somehow remind me very much of old Philip. 

3 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Deeluded you somehow remind me very much of old Philip. 

everyone needs a little greek tragedy in their lives, moonshine.

Watched through the whole telecast just to see the consummation broadcast by Ch 7. Quite disappointed - they mustn’t have have paid enough for the broadcast rights!

20 hours ago, DV8 said:

Sign him up, quick. Not enough red heads in Melbournefc town.

What, and no fishnets, Bbo?

A fashion oversight for sure

wtf....who'd want to be the duchess of suss sex? surely they could have found another county