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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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23 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Wow! You're old Red

Days to go Moonie. 

44 minutes ago, Salems Lot said:

leap year baby? 

Yep.

 
1 hour ago, old dee said:

Supporting the MFC will do that to you Mr. Shadow.

There are many things that happens to those who support the MFC. Winning AFL grand finals is not one of them.

On 01/01/2018 at 8:12 AM, Redleg said:

JLT  66

AFL Season 83

My next birthday 789

Are you old enough to post in this forum Red?

 
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1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

Are you old enough to post in this forum Red?

Just !

Across this summer season layoff where news of any kind is gold, yet hard to find, I just watched for the sixth time the Demonland Podcast of 'Rare Robbie Flower Highlights' - and it still makes me well-up inside, brings a tear to my eye and forces me to analyse in a myriad of ways just how good he was as a player and a team inspiration. Whilst this is a 'highlights' reel, there is so much of Robbie in this vault across so many games and against such talented opponents - all over the ground - that clearly confirm him as the best player I have ever had the privilege to see. For those who have not seen this podcast, may I strongly recommend it to you. Will there ever be another player this good? 


On 04/01/2018 at 5:48 PM, Deemania since 56 said:

Across this summer season layoff where news of any kind is gold, yet hard to find, I just watched for the sixth time the Demonland Podcast of 'Rare Robbie Flower Highlights' - and it still makes me well-up inside, brings a tear to my eye and forces me to analyse in a myriad of ways just how good he was as a player and a team inspiration. Whilst this is a 'highlights' reel, there is so much of Robbie in this vault across so many games and against such talented opponents - all over the ground - that clearly confirm him as the best player I have ever had the privilege to see. For those who have not seen this podcast, may I strongly recommend it to you. Will there ever be another player this good? 

His not that good, the Hawthorne sides that he played against had 10 to 15 players better the flower.

15 hours ago, don't make me angry said:

His not that good, the Hawthorne sides that he played against had 10 to 15 players better the flower.

Up until this line, I had thought that this thread was way above any other on Land and I enjoyed the reading, innuendo and humour  far more than I should.  Am I missing the point in this comment ?

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5 hours ago, 640MD said:

 I had thought that this thread was way above any other on Land and I enjoyed the reading, innuendo and humour  far more than I should.  

You are a very intelligent and perceptive person, as your post shows.

PS. The post about Robbie and more Hawthorn players being better was rubbish. He was brilliant on the footy field and modest and humble off it. A true champion and sadly missed.

 
On 05/01/2018 at 9:12 PM, don't make me angry said:

His not that good, the Hawthorne sides that he played against had 10 to 15 players better the flower.

 

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12 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

 

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See Mr Moon, a picture can say a thousand words. Keep up the good work.


On ‎1‎/‎6‎/‎2018 at 12:54 PM, 640MD said:

Up until this line, I had thought that this thread was way above any other on Land and I enjoyed the reading, innuendo and humour  far more than I should.  Am I missing the point in this comment ?

Of course it is!

After all, my good sagacious, intelligent, incisive and modest self posts here.

7 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Of course it is!

After all, my good sagacious, intelligent, incisive and modest self posts here.

 

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On 06/01/2018 at 9:54 AM, 640MD said:

Up until this line, I had thought that this thread was way above any other on Land and I enjoyed the reading, innuendo and humour  far more than I should.  Am I missing the point in this comment ?

What can we say other then there are Hawk supporters everywhere.

Personally I would rather read about our own club champions. Go the Dees!

On 07/01/2018 at 8:01 PM, Moonshadow said:

 

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Mr Moon where did you get the picture of Uncle?

It will be a great day when this full of be tread reaches 950 pages, the longest running tread, what makes this tread so special? that it has gone where no tread has gone before.


30 minutes ago, don't make me angry said:

It will be a great day when this full of be tread reaches 950 pages, the longest running tread, what makes this tread so special? that it has gone where no tread has gone before.

2009 GIF                          The H key is next to the G

Edit:- I may have been too subtle dmmas (is that pronounced dumbass?), tHread not tread

Edited by ManDee

20 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Mr Moon where did you get the picture of Uncle?

Far too flattering.

I understand that Uncle has gone to ground since the Craig McLaughlin allegations surfaced.

Uncle does a very good impression of Frank N Furter, indeed, I am told he was approached to replace dear Craig until the production team checked out his CV and spoke to female cast members about his full audition. 

3 hours ago, hemingway said:

Far too flattering.

I understand that Uncle has gone to ground since the Craig McLaughlin allegations surfaced.

Uncle does a very good impression of Frank N Furter, indeed, I am told he was approached to replace dear Craig until the production team checked out his CV and spoke to female cast members about his full audition. 

Has Uncle been in a stable long term relationship?

5 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Has Uncle been in a stable long term relationship?

It was what you’d consider long-term but it was against her will. 

12 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Has Uncle been in a stable long term relationship?

the only time uncle has been in a stable relationship was when he had a brief fling with mr ed


1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

It was what you’d consider long-term but it was against her will. 

Did she object to Uncle wearing makeup, spikes in his head or the collar?

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

the only time uncle has been in a stable relationship was when he had a brief fling with mr ed

Uncle is into alpacas not horses?

6 hours ago, ManDee said:

2009 GIF                          The H key is next to the G

Edit:- I may have been too subtle dmmas (is that pronounced dumbass?), tHread not tread

Thanks for the correction but do you think name calling is needed keyboard  Warrior, I bet you are a nerd, you would never be so brave to my face.

 
43 minutes ago, don't make me angry said:

Thanks for the correction but do you think name calling is needed keyboard  Warrior, I bet you are a nerd, you would never be so brave to my face.

Oh, FFS....

2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Did she object to Uncle wearing makeup, spikes in his head or the collar?

Not sure about that but she got sick of applying moisturiser to her entire body every few hours. 


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