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God only knows what sort of book Uncle Bitters would create were the laws in this land more lax.

1 hour ago, puntkick said:

dave's are funnier

yes....as in " 'My dad suggested I register for a donor card, he's a man after my own heart."

........i'll close the door on the way out

 
12 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

yes....as in " 'My dad suggested I register for a donor card, he's a man after my own heart."

........i'll close the door on the way out

You must be kidney......

hold that door..

4 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more: my naked body or the fact I knew where he lived...

Your postie obviously delivers on the Sabbath.


10 hours ago, Biffen said:

God only knows what sort of book Uncle Bitters would create were the laws in this land more lax.

Dirty old man's guide to the karma sutra

54 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Dirty old man's guide to the karma sutra

more likely 'idiots guide to s&m'

Folks, I'm going out on a limb here, but I think there's a lot we can learn from our cousins in the football fold (albeit the round ball version). They know how to look after an injured player with speed and absolute care

 

 
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Just to snap you all out of your malaise here it is, but it won't be updated every day as I trust some of you to do the calculation on your calculators.

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1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Just to snap you all out of your malaise here it is, but it won't be updated every day as I trust some of you to do the calculation on your calculators.

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Your lack of enthusiasm is glaringly obvious Mr. Leg.

I am concerned!


1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Just to snap you all out of your malaise here it is, but it won't be updated every day as I trust some of you to do the calculation on your calculators.

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32 - Barrie Vagg

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1 hour ago, Rolling Stone said:

32 - Barrie Vagg

Cameron Bruce more recently.

I won't Bugg you with any more.

11 hours ago, Redleg said:

Cameron Bruce more recently.

I won't Bugg you with any more.

Red you need to focus more on Melbourne players and not ex Hawthorne ones.

8 minutes ago, america de cali said:

this is a bigger threat than global warming.......fingers crossed


1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

this is a bigger threat than global warming.......fingers crossed

Lady Fingers ?

2 hours ago, america de cali said:

I blame the AFL, WADA, Danks, MessyDrugs and Hird for this global crisis. Is nothing safe from these people?

24 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

I blame the AFL, WADA, Danks, MessyDrugs and Hird for this global crisis. Is nothing safe from these people?

Incorrect DF Jack Watts is to blame.

5 hours ago, old dee said:

Incorrect DF Jack Watts is to blame.

Who?

I think it is time to change the title by adding "No W" every thread on Demonland descends into a JW discussion. I am well and truely over the discussion.

 


7 minutes ago, old dee said:

I think it is time to change the title by adding "No W" every thread on Demonland descends into a JW discussion. I am well and truely over the discussion.

 

Who is JW? I presume you don't mean a Jehovah's Witness?

8 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Who is JW? I presume you don't mean a Jehovah's Witness?

That's the spirit!

25 minutes ago, old dee said:

That's the spirit!

Single malt for you, I presume :lol:

 
1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

JW Library - Android Apps on Google PlayUrlAdvisorGoodImage.png

JW LIBRARY is an official app produced by Jehovah's Witnesses. It includes multiple Bible translations, as well as books and brochures for Bible study. 

This may do you some good od !

Even you don't believe that Bbo!


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