The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Bitter but optimistic 22,246]

46 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

you should publish a book of dad jokes. moonie

you should publish a book of bad jokes. moonie

[Biffen 12,944]

God only knows what sort of book Uncle Bitters would create were the laws in this land more lax.

[daisycutter 29,713]

1 hour ago, puntkick said:

dave's are funnier

yes....as in " 'My dad suggested I register for a donor card, he's a man after my own heart."

........i'll close the door on the way out

[Biffen 12,944]

12 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

yes....as in " 'My dad suggested I register for a donor card, he's a man after my own heart."

........i'll close the door on the way out

You must be kidney......

hold that door..

[dieter 3,325]

4 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more: my naked body or the fact I knew where he lived...

Your postie obviously delivers on the Sabbath.

[Moonshadow 17,677]

10 hours ago, Biffen said:

God only knows what sort of book Uncle Bitters would create were the laws in this land more lax.

Dirty old man's guide to the karma sutra

[daisycutter 29,713]

54 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Dirty old man's guide to the karma sutra

more likely 'idiots guide to s&m'

[Moonshadow 17,677]

Folks, I'm going out on a limb here, but I think there's a lot we can learn from our cousins in the football fold (albeit the round ball version). They know how to look after an injured player with speed and absolute care

 

[Redleg 41,409]

Just to snap you all out of your malaise here it is, but it won't be updated every day as I trust some of you to do the calculation on your calculators.

32

[old dee 23,870]

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Just to snap you all out of your malaise here it is, but it won't be updated every day as I trust some of you to do the calculation on your calculators.

32

Your lack of enthusiasm is glaringly obvious Mr. Leg.

I am concerned!

[Rolling Stone 158]

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Just to snap you all out of your malaise here it is, but it won't be updated every day as I trust some of you to do the calculation on your calculators.

32

32 - Barrie Vagg

[Redleg 41,409]

1 hour ago, Rolling Stone said:

32 - Barrie Vagg

Cameron Bruce more recently.

I won't Bugg you with any more.

[DemonFrog 1,356]

11 hours ago, Redleg said:

Cameron Bruce more recently.

I won't Bugg you with any more.

Red you need to focus more on Melbourne players and not ex Hawthorne ones.

[John Crow Batty 8,878]

Jack Watts has left the building and the bananapocalypse is coming. 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/bananapocalypse-the-race-to-save-the-worlds-most-popular-fruit/2017/10/06/bf1635ac-7d28-11e7-83c7-5bd5460f0d7e_story.html?utm_term=.42e9d46fbb25

[daisycutter 29,713]

8 minutes ago, america de cali said:

Jack Watts has left the building and the bananapocalypse is coming. 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/bananapocalypse-the-race-to-save-the-worlds-most-popular-fruit/2017/10/06/bf1635ac-7d28-11e7-83c7-5bd5460f0d7e_story.html?utm_term=.42e9d46fbb25

this is a bigger threat than global warming.......fingers crossed

[beelzebub 23,382]

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

this is a bigger threat than global warming.......fingers crossed

Lady Fingers ?

[DemonFrog 1,356]

2 hours ago, america de cali said:

Jack Watts has left the building and the bananapocalypse is coming. 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/bananapocalypse-the-race-to-save-the-worlds-most-popular-fruit/2017/10/06/bf1635ac-7d28-11e7-83c7-5bd5460f0d7e_story.html?utm_term=.42e9d46fbb25

I blame the AFL, WADA, Danks, MessyDrugs and Hird for this global crisis. Is nothing safe from these people?

[old dee 23,870]

24 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

I blame the AFL, WADA, Danks, MessyDrugs and Hird for this global crisis. Is nothing safe from these people?

Incorrect DF Jack Watts is to blame.

[DemonFrog 1,356]

5 hours ago, old dee said:

Incorrect DF Jack Watts is to blame.

Who?

[old dee 23,870]

I think it is time to change the title by adding "No W" every thread on Demonland descends into a JW discussion. I am well and truely over the discussion.

 

[Red and Bluebeard 2,089]

7 minutes ago, old dee said:

I think it is time to change the title by adding "No W" every thread on Demonland descends into a JW discussion. I am well and truely over the discussion.

 

Who is JW? I presume you don't mean a Jehovah's Witness?

[old dee 23,870]

8 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Who is JW? I presume you don't mean a Jehovah's Witness?

That's the spirit!

[Red and Bluebeard 2,089]

25 minutes ago, old dee said:

That's the spirit!

Single malt for you, I presume

[Bitter but optimistic 22,246]

JW Library - Android Apps on Google Play

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.jw.jwlibrary.mobile&hl=en

 

JW LIBRARY is an official app produced by Jehovah's Witnesses. It includes multiple Bible translations, as well as books and brochures for Bible study. 

This may do you some good od !

[old dee 23,870]

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

JW Library - Android Apps on Google Play

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.jw.jwlibrary.mobile&hl=en

 

JW LIBRARY is an official app produced by Jehovah's Witnesses. It includes multiple Bible translations, as well as books and brochures for Bible study. 

This may do you some good od !

Even you don't believe that Bbo!