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Redleg
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No mathematicians here i take it

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    5 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    No mathematicians here i take it

    Do you mean to say that each page has the same number of posts in it? Wow ... :) Next thing you'll be telling me that bananas are bent ...

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    1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    All yours BB! 

    Gosh. Really didn't have to ET :unsure:

     

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    13 hours ago, america de cali said:

    I hope the crows play like they are stoned.

    Reminds me of the time I was at the beach and the birds took my bag of herbs.

    I left no Tern unstoned.

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    900. No probs.

    Yes 900 pages of educational posting and unbridled joy. The next 100 taking us up to 1000, should see so much more brilliant writing and knowledge and valuable information provided to the world.  

    Just to start it off, what is the difference between a duck, one of its legs is both the same or how do you know a duck has only one leg, it swims in circles.

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    What is the difference between a duck?

    and ????

    100 pages of gems like this. Oi vey !!

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    never in history have so many wasted so much time  for so little point.

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    1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

    What is the difference between a duck?

    and ????

    100 pages of gems like this. Oi vey !!

    Not everything can be of that high quality obviously.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Yes 900 pages of educational posting and unbridled joy. The next 100 taking us up to 1000, should see so much more brilliant writing and knowledge and valuable information provided to the world.  

    Just to start it off, what is the difference between a duck, one of its legs is both the same or how do you know a duck has only one leg, it swims in circles.

    Mmmmmmmmmm ....... you've really set the bar very high with that gem Red. Such subtlety.

    I feel even dumber ............FMD!

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    1 minute ago, Biffen said:

    never in history have so many wasted so much time  for so little point.

    I agree, the rest of DL is pretty ordinary stuff.

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    2 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    never in history have so many wasted so much time  for so little point.

    It's mostly allegorical of course. One of your crass ilk wouldn't understand.

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    2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Mmmmmmmmmm ....... you've really set the bar very high with that gem Red. Such subtlety.

    I feel even dumber ............FMD!

    You are correct as usual. I shouldn't have gone with the best ones first.

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    6 hours ago, Biffen said:

    Reminds me of the time I was at the beach and the birds took my bag of herbs.

    I left no Tern unstoned.

    Today of all days that should be no crow unstoned ...

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    5 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Yes 900 pages of educational posting and unbridled joy. The next 100 taking us up to 1000, should see so much more brilliant writing and knowledge and valuable information provided to the world.  

    BTW Redleg when are you going to get around to re-organising our 2016 annual dinner?

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    6 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    BTW Redleg when are you going to get around to re-organising our 2016 annual dinner?

    When we have a football team to follow and are able to discuss their wins. 

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    9 hours ago, Redleg said:

    When we have a football team to follow and are able to discuss their wins. 

    So anytime now ...

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    7 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    So anytime now ...

    Looking likely. 

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    No wonder DL is on the ropes, not one mention of a banana on any other thread.

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    19 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    No wonder DL is on the ropes, not one mention of a banana on any other thread.

    Not even when Oliver kicks one? :)

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    everything tasted sweeter on Sunday :rolleyes:

    There were free Bananas to participants at the Mothers Day Classic on sunday. A very switched on event  !!

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