Jump to content

Featured Replies

5 minutes ago, hemingway said:

My God, if there is one, this thread just keeps getting worse.

Yet you are constantly drawn back to it Ernie.

And, further, if there "is one", I am surprised that he/she hasn't cast your miserable spirit to perdition long ago

 
On 29/03/2017 at 9:32 PM, Redleg said:

This is the game where we really need to smash Carlton and go on with it.

It is the typical game we would lose in the past 10 years. 

PS. Sorry to throw in a footy post.

Good luck with that Mr. Leg

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Yet you are constantly drawn back to it Ernie.

And, further, if there "is one", I am surprised that he/she hasn't cast your miserable spirit to perdition long ago

Yes true Uncle, I am drawn back to it, but that does not give the thread any credibility. 

I have long known of my own failings but perhaps you need a new angle,

I suspect that only a few still visit this thread, 

I have an affection for you but its time to move on. 

 

 

 
1 minute ago, hemingway said:

No I agree with Mr Leg OD, time to reclaim this thread.

maybe you could entertain us with a short story on bananas with a wicked twist at the end, ernest? there must be one little novella left in your repertoire


1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

maybe you could entertain us with a short story on bananas with a wicked twist at the end, ernest? there must be one little novella left in your repertoire

 

 

and BOOM ha!

11 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

maybe you could entertain us with a short story on bananas with a wicked twist at the end, ernest? there must be one little novella left in your repertoire

I prefer wine, women and song over bananas daisy. 

And Gertrude Stein. 

Now i am thinking bananas!

 

Just now, hemingway said:

I prefer wine, women and song over bananas daisy. 

And Gertrude Stein. 

Now i am thinking bananas!

 

ok thne, a little short story of your musings on gertrude would do :lol: but no depravity please (maybe just a little bit)

 
Just now, daisycutter said:

ok thne, a little short story of your musings on gertrude would do :lol: but no depravity please (maybe just a little bit)

Let me think about it Daisy. 

I would not want to besmirch Gertrude's reputation. 

She was a God and me a mire mortal and admirer.

8 hours ago, hemingway said:

No I agree with Mr Leg OD, time to reclaim this thread.

To "reclaim" implies that something has been lost.

How can this be on the thread that cannot be derailed?


Gawn paying 51.00* for the Brownlow ... nice odds. 

He could dominate a dozen games or more and with the no-third-man-up rule in vogue, he may stand out even more.  16 votes in his breakout year last season could be a pointer too.

 

 

*gamble responsibly

20 hours ago, hemingway said:

Let me think about it Daisy. 

I would not want to besmirch Gertrude's reputation. 

She was a God and me a mire mortal and admirer.

I believe Gertie batted for the other team?

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I believe Gertie batted for the other team?

Not India?!!!!!

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I believe Gertie batted for the other team?

One could say she pushed the envelope .

 

Just saw in what constitutes banter after the game, where commentators become even more indulgent that BT was asked if he was returning to Romsey.

is there something even more sinister that we should know about?

 


7 minutes ago, dpositive said:

Just saw in what constitutes banter after the game, where commentators become even more indulgent that BT was asked if he was returning to Romsey.

is there something even more sinister that we should know about?

 

maybe uncle bitters invited him up for a jolly good flogging. he certainly deserves one

3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I believe Gertie batted for the other team?

You have no respect or decency. Given your own interests I would have expected bitter. 

38 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

maybe uncle bitters invited him up for a jolly good flogging. he certainly deserves one

Wouldn't think it would be an invite but can agree that it would be a deserved flogging 


9 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Has anyone seen Uncle Bitter and Brain Taylor in the same room?

Just sayin'

Brian or Brain Taylor? I am not sure who Brain is! Certainly not the bloke on 7 surely. 

55 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Hope we bring our A game to the G sunday and no injuries.

I feel for bitter but optimistic's pecker if we do.

The Anthony William Watson McDonald-Tipungwut reminds me of Wonnamuri.

 
32 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Surely the unthinkable could not happen!!!

I wouldn't think so.


Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • REPORT: Carlton

    I am now certain that the decline in fortunes of the Melbourne Football Club from a premiership power with the potential for more success to come in the future, started when the team ran out for their Round 9 match up against Carlton last year. After knocking over the Cats in a fierce contest the week before, the Demons looked uninterested at the start of play and gave the Blues a six goal start. They recovered to almost snatch victory but lost narrowly with a score of 11.10.76 to 12.5.77. Yesterday, they revisited the scene and provided their fans with a similar display of ineptitude early in the proceedings. Their attitude at the start was poor, given that the game was so winnable. Unsurprisingly, the resulting score was almost identical to that of last year and for the fourth time in succession, the club has lost a game against Carlton despite having more scoring opportunities. 

    • 1 reply
  • CASEY: Carlton

    The Casey Demons smashed the Carlton Reserves off the park at Casey Fields on Sunday to retain a hold on an end of season wild card place. It was a comprehensive 108 point victory in which the home side was dominant and several of its players stood out but, in spite of the positivity of such a display, we need to place an asterisk over the outcome which saw a net 100 point advantage to the combined scores in the two contests between Demons and Blues over the weekend.

    • 0 replies
  • PREGAME: St. Kilda

    The Demons come face to face with St. Kilda for the second time this season for their return clash at Marvel Stadium on Sunday. Who comes in and who goes out?

    • 99 replies
  • PODCAST: Carlton

    The Demonland Podcast will air LIVE on Tuesday, 22nd July @ 8:00pm. Join Binman & I as we dissect the Dees disappointing loss to Carlton at the MCG.
    Your questions and comments are a huge part of our podcast so please post anything you want to ask or say below and we'll give you a shout out on the show.
    Listen LIVE: https://demonland.com/

    • 27 replies
  • VOTES: Carlton

    Captain Max Gawn still has a massive lead in the Demonland Player of the Year Award from Christian Petracca, Jake Bowey, Kozzy Pickett & Clayton Oliver. Your votes please; 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 & 1.

      • Like
    • 22 replies
  • POSTGAME: Carlton

    A near full strength Demons were outplayed all night against a Blues outfit that was under the pump and missing at least 9 or 10 of the best players. Time for some hard decisions to be made across the board.

      • Like
    • 304 replies