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5 minutes ago, hemingway said:

My God, if there is one, this thread just keeps getting worse.

Yet you are constantly drawn back to it Ernie.

And, further, if there "is one", I am surprised that he/she hasn't cast your miserable spirit to perdition long ago

 
On 29/03/2017 at 9:32 PM, Redleg said:

This is the game where we really need to smash Carlton and go on with it.

It is the typical game we would lose in the past 10 years. 

PS. Sorry to throw in a footy post.

Good luck with that Mr. Leg

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Yet you are constantly drawn back to it Ernie.

And, further, if there "is one", I am surprised that he/she hasn't cast your miserable spirit to perdition long ago

Yes true Uncle, I am drawn back to it, but that does not give the thread any credibility. 

I have long known of my own failings but perhaps you need a new angle,

I suspect that only a few still visit this thread, 

I have an affection for you but its time to move on. 

 

 

 
1 minute ago, hemingway said:

No I agree with Mr Leg OD, time to reclaim this thread.

maybe you could entertain us with a short story on bananas with a wicked twist at the end, ernest? there must be one little novella left in your repertoire


1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

maybe you could entertain us with a short story on bananas with a wicked twist at the end, ernest? there must be one little novella left in your repertoire

 

 

and BOOM ha!

11 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

maybe you could entertain us with a short story on bananas with a wicked twist at the end, ernest? there must be one little novella left in your repertoire

I prefer wine, women and song over bananas daisy. 

And Gertrude Stein. 

Now i am thinking bananas!

 

Just now, hemingway said:

I prefer wine, women and song over bananas daisy. 

And Gertrude Stein. 

Now i am thinking bananas!

 

ok thne, a little short story of your musings on gertrude would do :lol: but no depravity please (maybe just a little bit)

 
Just now, daisycutter said:

ok thne, a little short story of your musings on gertrude would do :lol: but no depravity please (maybe just a little bit)

Let me think about it Daisy. 

I would not want to besmirch Gertrude's reputation. 

She was a God and me a mire mortal and admirer.

8 hours ago, hemingway said:

No I agree with Mr Leg OD, time to reclaim this thread.

To "reclaim" implies that something has been lost.

How can this be on the thread that cannot be derailed?


Gawn paying 51.00* for the Brownlow ... nice odds. 

He could dominate a dozen games or more and with the no-third-man-up rule in vogue, he may stand out even more.  16 votes in his breakout year last season could be a pointer too.

 

 

*gamble responsibly

20 hours ago, hemingway said:

Let me think about it Daisy. 

I would not want to besmirch Gertrude's reputation. 

She was a God and me a mire mortal and admirer.

I believe Gertie batted for the other team?

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I believe Gertie batted for the other team?

Not India?!!!!!

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I believe Gertie batted for the other team?

One could say she pushed the envelope .

 

Just saw in what constitutes banter after the game, where commentators become even more indulgent that BT was asked if he was returning to Romsey.

is there something even more sinister that we should know about?

 


7 minutes ago, dpositive said:

Just saw in what constitutes banter after the game, where commentators become even more indulgent that BT was asked if he was returning to Romsey.

is there something even more sinister that we should know about?

 

maybe uncle bitters invited him up for a jolly good flogging. he certainly deserves one

3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I believe Gertie batted for the other team?

You have no respect or decency. Given your own interests I would have expected bitter. 

38 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

maybe uncle bitters invited him up for a jolly good flogging. he certainly deserves one

Wouldn't think it would be an invite but can agree that it would be a deserved flogging 


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Hope we bring our A game to the G sunday and no injuries.

9 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Has anyone seen Uncle Bitter and Brain Taylor in the same room?

Just sayin'

Brian or Brain Taylor? I am not sure who Brain is! Certainly not the bloke on 7 surely. 

55 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Hope we bring our A game to the G sunday and no injuries.

I feel for bitter but optimistic's pecker if we do.

The Anthony William Watson McDonald-Tipungwut reminds me of Wonnamuri.

 
32 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Surely the unthinkable could not happen!!!

I wouldn't think so.


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