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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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25 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

[censored] me!! Don't bother turning on the cricket - we are getting flogged and will be 2 nil in this series.

At least Kamahl will be happy.

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    I hear your footsteps walking down the wicket to the middle of the Pitch

    I tossed it up you had no clue I have you as we go two up thats right

    Your feeble mind your dodgy blade I feel your guilt as I take another wicket here tonight!!

    I gotta lonely feeling that I hearin ...... The sounds of Goodbye!!  The sounds of Gooodbyyyeeee!!

    ( To the tune of "The sounds of Goodbye" Kamahl!

     

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    17 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    I hear your footsteps walking down the wicket to the middle of the Pitch

    I tossed it up you had no clue I have you as we go two up thats right

    Your feeble mind your dodgy blade I feel your guilt as I take another wicket here tonight!!

    I gotta lonely feeling that I hearin ...... The sounds of Goodbye!!  The sounds of Gooodbyyyeeee!!

    ( To the tune of "The sounds of Goodbye" Kamahl!

     

    Jesus picket you need urgent medical attention.

     

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    Yes there have been some misunderstandings this week but I have emerged a better person I believe. And yes I have been off the air recently as I have been in transit to Rio following a distress call from Kitty to back up for the tennis squad! Kyrios has pulled the pin so I am there if needed for doubles action! Bring it on. 

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    12 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Jesus picket you need urgent medical attention.

     

    "Everyones Innocent here don't you know that"??

    Andrew Dufrense

    "Remember Uncle Hope is a good thing maybee the best of things, and no good thing ever dies"

    "Doctor Doctor give me the news, I gotta bad case of watching the Aussie cricket team Lose!

    "What a lovely day for an exorcism"  Regan in The Exorcist!

    "I said Momma wer'e all Crazy now" Slade 

    Anyone else like to add to our "Friday Night Looney Night?"

     

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    Good luck with the tennis Earl.While you're there,see if the guava cures the zika,it could open up a whole new market.

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Jesus picket you need urgent medical attention.

     

    And you only mention the need now?

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    46 minutes ago, Emerald said:

    Good luck with the tennis Earl.While you're there,see if the guava cures the zika,it could open up a whole new market.

    Yes Emerald I have brought my Guava sales samples with me to take on South America myself after the Olympics, if I happen to pick up a bronze or silver, that would be a bonus. 

    I have learnt my lesson after letting the likes of Uncle B do my bidding in Asia, a highly expensive debacle. Better I make my own contacts and sales in Brazil and then off further south. 

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Jesus picket you need urgent medical attention.

     

    While some might question my medical qualifications, Uncle Bitters, they're sufficient to assure you with some confidence that there's no cure for Picket. 

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    I have spent the last two hours watching the athletes walk into the stadium in Rio and still they keep coming.

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    21 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I have spent the last two hours watching the athletes walk into the stadium in Rio and still they keep coming.

    more fool you :)

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    Pretty quiet on Demonland this weekend.

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    11 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Pretty quiet on Demonland this weekend.

    Some weekends aren't that much :rolleyes:

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    50 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Pretty quiet on Demonland this weekend.

    just another boring weekend, red

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    On 6 August 2016 at 10:42 AM, Redleg said:

    I have spent the last two hours watching the athletes walk into the stadium in Rio and still they keep coming.

    I was hoping to see a stack of Brazilian backsides doing the samba. I thought that was a certainty and would be the highlight of week one. Yeah no. Just some old Pole doing some nondescript hip shaking that you'd see at the bowling club. A real let down for the perverts  and desperates !!! 

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    Fantastic Olympic hockey game between Germany and Canada today. The commentators had a few problems though...

    9D079B55-36AC-4919-835F-7A0CE71E6869_zps

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    Anything happening on Demonland today?

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    Saw the Gat got a mention early in the week, with some criminal on the roof.

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    3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Saw the Gat got a mention early in the week, with some criminal on the roof.

    Sheesh, redleg. A citizen is seen on the roof of the gatwick private hotel wearing an everyday balaclava and brandishing something vaguely resembling a submachine gun and you have the prejudice to label him a criminal. a potential client no less.

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    On 10 August 2016 at 9:01 PM, Redleg said:

    Anything happening on Demonland today?

    Nuh!

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    Uncle Bitter is busy for a few days and this thread goes to shite.

    Now I'm sure everyone is interested in my activities. So first of all I became involved with a lowlife who was trying to rip old retirees like my good self off. I finally extracted some coin from this social parasite but it was a difficult task.

    BTW. Said heartless thief is a "contributor" to this board.

    Second of all. I was invited to a function at The Braybrook Pub - a very classy venue. Guest speakers Dane Swann and Dustin Martin. I wont paint a picture of the audience but I doubt that they worked at CSIRO or wore silk.

    Anyway, to the speakers - one was embarrassingly  inarticulate the other was an arrogant [censored]. No prizes for working that out.

    I drank Shiraz so was considered a dangerous pervert.

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    7 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Uncle Bitter is busy for a few days and this thread goes to shite.

    Now I'm sure everyone is interested in my activities. So first of all I became involved with a lowlife who was trying to rip old retirees like my good self off. I finally extracted some coin from this social parasite but it was a difficult task.

    BTW. Said heartless thief is a "contributor" to this board.

    Second of all. I was invited to a function at The Braybrook Pub - a very classy venue. Guest speakers Dane Swann and Dustin Martin. I wont paint a picture of the audience but I doubt that they worked at CSIRO or wore silk.

    Anyway to the speakers - one was embarrassingly  inarticulate the other was an arrogant [censored]. No prizes for working that out.

    I drank Shiraz so was considered a dangerous pervert.

    A given, regardless of what you quaff.

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    11 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Uncle Bitter is busy for a few days and this thread goes to shite.

    Now I'm sure everyone is interested in my activities. So first of all I became involved with a lowlife who was trying to rip old retirees like my good self off. I finally extracted some coin from this social parasite but it was a difficult task.

    BTW. Said heartless thief is a "contributor" to this board.

    Second of all. I was invited to a function at The Braybrook Pub - a very classy venue. Guest speakers Dane Swann and Dustin Martin. I wont paint a picture of the audience but I doubt that they worked at CSIRO or wore silk.

    Anyway to the speakers - one was embarrassingly  inarticulate the other was an arrogant [censored]. No prizes for working that out.

    I drank Shiraz so was considered a dangerous pervert.

    You drank shiraz!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    11 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    A given, regardless of what you quaff.

    Sadly Moonie, the common herd is given to harsh judgements.

    Edited by Bitter but optimistic

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