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I have spent the last two hours watching the athletes walk into the stadium in Rio and still they keep coming.

 
21 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I have spent the last two hours watching the athletes walk into the stadium in Rio and still they keep coming.

more fool you :)

 
11 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Pretty quiet on Demonland this weekend.

Some weekends aren't that much :rolleyes:

50 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Pretty quiet on Demonland this weekend.

just another boring weekend, red


On 6 August 2016 at 10:42 AM, Redleg said:

I have spent the last two hours watching the athletes walk into the stadium in Rio and still they keep coming.

I was hoping to see a stack of Brazilian backsides doing the samba. I thought that was a certainty and would be the highlight of week one. Yeah no. Just some old Pole doing some nondescript hip shaking that you'd see at the bowling club. A real let down for the perverts  and desperates !!! 

Fantastic Olympic hockey game between Germany and Canada today. The commentators had a few problems though...

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Saw the Gat got a mention early in the week, with some criminal on the roof.

3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Saw the Gat got a mention early in the week, with some criminal on the roof.

Sheesh, redleg. A citizen is seen on the roof of the gatwick private hotel wearing an everyday balaclava and brandishing something vaguely resembling a submachine gun and you have the prejudice to label him a criminal. a potential client no less.


On 10 August 2016 at 9:01 PM, Redleg said:

Anything happening on Demonland today?

Nuh!

Uncle Bitter is busy for a few days and this thread goes to shite.

Now I'm sure everyone is interested in my activities. So first of all I became involved with a lowlife who was trying to rip old retirees like my good self off. I finally extracted some coin from this social parasite but it was a difficult task.

BTW. Said heartless thief is a "contributor" to this board.

Second of all. I was invited to a function at The Braybrook Pub - a very classy venue. Guest speakers Dane Swann and Dustin Martin. I wont paint a picture of the audience but I doubt that they worked at CSIRO or wore silk.

Anyway, to the speakers - one was embarrassingly  inarticulate the other was an arrogant [censored]. No prizes for working that out.

I drank Shiraz so was considered a dangerous pervert.

Edited by Bitter but optimistic

7 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Uncle Bitter is busy for a few days and this thread goes to shite.

Now I'm sure everyone is interested in my activities. So first of all I became involved with a lowlife who was trying to rip old retirees like my good self off. I finally extracted some coin from this social parasite but it was a difficult task.

BTW. Said heartless thief is a "contributor" to this board.

Second of all. I was invited to a function at The Braybrook Pub - a very classy venue. Guest speakers Dane Swann and Dustin Martin. I wont paint a picture of the audience but I doubt that they worked at CSIRO or wore silk.

Anyway to the speakers - one was embarrassingly  inarticulate the other was an arrogant [censored]. No prizes for working that out.

I drank Shiraz so was considered a dangerous pervert.

A given, regardless of what you quaff.

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11 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Uncle Bitter is busy for a few days and this thread goes to shite.

Now I'm sure everyone is interested in my activities. So first of all I became involved with a lowlife who was trying to rip old retirees like my good self off. I finally extracted some coin from this social parasite but it was a difficult task.

BTW. Said heartless thief is a "contributor" to this board.

Second of all. I was invited to a function at The Braybrook Pub - a very classy venue. Guest speakers Dane Swann and Dustin Martin. I wont paint a picture of the audience but I doubt that they worked at CSIRO or wore silk.

Anyway to the speakers - one was embarrassingly  inarticulate the other was an arrogant [censored]. No prizes for working that out.

I drank Shiraz so was considered a dangerous pervert.

You drank shiraz!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

A given, regardless of what you quaff.

Sadly Moonie, the common herd is given to harsh judgements.

Edited by Bitter but optimistic


16 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Uncle Bitter is busy for a few days and this thread goes to shite.

Now I'm sure everyone is interested in my activities. So first of all I became involved with a lowlife who was trying to rip old retirees like my good self off. I finally extracted some coin from this social parasite but it was a difficult task.

BTW. Said heartless thief is a "contributor" to this board.

Second of all. I was invited to a function at The Braybrook Pub - a very classy venue. Guest speakers Dane Swann and Dustin Martin. I wont paint a picture of the audience but I doubt that they worked at CSIRO or wore silk.

Anyway, to the speakers - one was embarrassingly  inarticulate the other was an arrogant [censored]. No prizes for working that out.

I drank Shiraz so was considered a dangerous pervert.

So no rocket scientists, yet clever enough to peg you correctly BBO.

1 minute ago, pineapple dee said:

So no rocket scientists, yet clever enough to peg you correctly BBO.

Not really. Any bloke without third degree skin cancer on the back of the neck would be under suspicion.

Thankfully though I didn't wear the little black number I originally selected from the wardrobe.

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

No mean feat at that worthy establishment, let me tell you!!!

If my memory serves me correctly I am sure I was quaffing a reasonable Merlot the last time I visited the Braybrook just before the brawl started over whether you could shoot backwards after your opponent had put the white ball in off a coloured ball. Come to think of it I never got to finish that Merlot, it ended up on someone's head! 

9 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

If my memory serves me correctly I am sure I was quaffing a reasonable Merlot the last time I visited the Braybrook just before the brawl started over whether you could shoot backwards after your opponent had put the white ball in off a coloured ball. Come to think of it I never got to finish that Merlot, it ended up on someone's head! 

Well Earl, drinking Merlot is inviting a fight almost anywhere - certain hipster establishments excepted of course.

BTW Earl I hope the Asian contacts I organised for you worked out successfully. Perhaps a bonus is due?


On 13 August 2016 at 8:22 AM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well Earl, drinking Merlot is inviting a fight almost anywhere - certain hipster establishments excepted of course.

BTW Earl I hope the Asian contacts I organised for you worked out successfully. Perhaps a bonus is due?

Yes Uncle I was thinking the same myself. Please can you pass on your address to me and I will send around two of my people to give you a bonus that you truly deserve! 

On ‎8‎/‎14‎/‎2016 at 8:55 PM, Earl Hood said:

Yes Uncle I was thinking the same myself. Please can you pass on your address to me and I will send around two of my people to give you a bonus that you truly deserve! 

No need for personal service Earl unless Conchita  ( or a similarly hirstute substitute is involved) just deposit into my account.

Now to other matters.

In The Age this morning both Dimian Hardwicke and Nathan Fuckley were quoted as expecting their teams to make the eight in 2017!

Make of that what you will.

Serious news. I know I have said it before but I believe Biffen has finally OD'd ( nothing to do with you OD). He currently doesn't owe me money yet I cannot contact him.

Further news. It is possible that Uncle Bitter will going to the footy with young children next Saturday . (Take a breath Ernie)

Final big news. The squeeze has, for the moment, ( I think) given me the arse. So I shall be bunking with the lads.

 
4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Now to other matters.

In The Age this morning both Dimian Hardwicke and Nathan Fuckley were quoted as expecting their teams to make the eight in 2017!

Make of that what you will.

Serious news. I know I have said it before but I believe Biffen has finally OD'd ( nothing to do with you OD). He currently doesn't owe me money yet I cannot contact him.

Further news. It is possible that Uncle Bitter will going to the footy with young children next Saturday . (Take a breath Ernie)

Final big news. The squeeze has, for the moment, ( I think) given me the arse. So I shall be bunking with the lads.

bunking?  good 'ole predictive text saved you again, bitters


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