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38 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Please come back sooner, Ernest. This thread never disappoints, but could use an injection of class every now and again ...

If you are looking for class Red, you have the wrong man. You must be thinking of another writer.    I think also that this is not a thread for people with class rather more for a bunch of ratbags, nut bags , eccentrics and those with a vivid imagination or a well worn unreality.  Now in my quiet moments I can identify with these disparate elements but I don't like to be reminded of my own deficiencies or be reminded of them by the ruffians on this thread. Redleg and OD excluded. 

 
10 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

The latest update from Fitzroy Street is the police have some guy in a light blue Hawaiin tee shirt cornered on the roof of the Gatwick Inn. I wonder what this is all about? 

I don't know who was on the roof of the gat, but the hun has reported that the dangerous man the coppers were hunting was called "earl"......hmmmmm... could biffo have been indulging in a little identity theft or did the triad manage to find and turn the notorious fitzroy hipster? .....stay tuned

An earl being taken away in the back of a divvy van is bad enough.

But those rumours of cartons of guava paste turning up at the Police Commissioner's house - well that's just stooping too low if one wants to maintain a place in  Fitzroy's 'high' society. 

 
51 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

the earl has gone very quiet

No devices or wifi in a prison cell


2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

No devices or wifi in a prison cell

From what I have been told, there a quite a few devices in prison.

4 hours ago, daisycutter said:

the earl has gone very quiet

Like everyone on this site/thread, the Earl has many different personas. Like reality TV, this thread is not reality.

On ‎8‎/‎2‎/‎2016 at 11:15 PM, hemingway said:
1 minute ago, hemingway said:

Like everyone on this site/thread, the Earl has many different personas. Like reality TV, this thread is not reality.

 

Huh?? What on Earth do you mean Ernie?

 
22 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Huh?? What on Earth do you mean Ernie?

sorry Bitter, there are some exceptions best not to burst your bubble!

4 hours ago, ManDee said:

From what I have been told, there a quite a few devices in prison.

From first hand experience Mandy?


1 minute ago, Moonshadow said:

From first hand experience Mandy?

Moonie, I have spent time at Port Arthur Prison and Old Melbourne Gaol and due to good behavior I didn't have to stay too long, in fact I got to the casino before 7pm, but that is another story. 

 

On 8/2/2016 at 9:33 PM, Earl Hood said:

The latest update from Fitzroy Street is the police have some guy in a light blue Hawaiin tee shirt cornered on the roof of the Gatwick Inn. I wonder what this is all about? 

It sounds like a case for our intrepid CSI Come on doowwwn Uncle Bitter! 

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25 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

[censored] me!! Don't bother turning on the cricket - we are getting flogged and will be 2 nil in this series.

At least Kamahl will be happy.

I hear your footsteps walking down the wicket to the middle of the Pitch

I tossed it up you had no clue I have you as we go two up thats right

Your feeble mind your dodgy blade I feel your guilt as I take another wicket here tonight!!

I gotta lonely feeling that I hearin ...... The sounds of Goodbye!!  The sounds of Gooodbyyyeeee!!

( To the tune of "The sounds of Goodbye" Kamahl!

 

17 minutes ago, picket fence said:

I hear your footsteps walking down the wicket to the middle of the Pitch

I tossed it up you had no clue I have you as we go two up thats right

Your feeble mind your dodgy blade I feel your guilt as I take another wicket here tonight!!

I gotta lonely feeling that I hearin ...... The sounds of Goodbye!!  The sounds of Gooodbyyyeeee!!

( To the tune of "The sounds of Goodbye" Kamahl!

 

Jesus picket you need urgent medical attention.

 

Yes there have been some misunderstandings this week but I have emerged a better person I believe. And yes I have been off the air recently as I have been in transit to Rio following a distress call from Kitty to back up for the tennis squad! Kyrios has pulled the pin so I am there if needed for doubles action! Bring it on. 


12 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Jesus picket you need urgent medical attention.

 

"Everyones Innocent here don't you know that"??

Andrew Dufrense

"Remember Uncle Hope is a good thing maybee the best of things, and no good thing ever dies"

"Doctor Doctor give me the news, I gotta bad case of watching the Aussie cricket team Lose!

"What a lovely day for an exorcism"  Regan in The Exorcist!

"I said Momma wer'e all Crazy now" Slade 

Anyone else like to add to our "Friday Night Looney Night?"

 

Good luck with the tennis Earl.While you're there,see if the guava cures the zika,it could open up a whole new market.

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Jesus picket you need urgent medical attention.

 

And you only mention the need now?

 
46 minutes ago, Emerald said:

Good luck with the tennis Earl.While you're there,see if the guava cures the zika,it could open up a whole new market.

Yes Emerald I have brought my Guava sales samples with me to take on South America myself after the Olympics, if I happen to pick up a bronze or silver, that would be a bonus. 

I have learnt my lesson after letting the likes of Uncle B do my bidding in Asia, a highly expensive debacle. Better I make my own contacts and sales in Brazil and then off further south. 

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Jesus picket you need urgent medical attention.

 

While some might question my medical qualifications, Uncle Bitters, they're sufficient to assure you with some confidence that there's no cure for Picket. 


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