10 hours ago, H_T said:

Ernie, Entertaining is his game. No problem for Bitters, he'll blend in and go in unnoticed in Switzerland. Like the time as a late teen in his modelling days...the judges couldn't pick him!

disturbing

Has this turned into a soft porn site H_T?

On 14 June 2016 at 0:07 PM, H_T said:

Surely this is a photograph of the father of the player whose name we are not permitted to mention on this thread and whose earnings have been slashed by more than half this week?

If so, it would appear that the crash diet is working.

4 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Surely this is a photograph of the father of the player whose name we are not permitted to mention on this thread and whose earnings have been slashed by more than half this week?

If so, it would appear that the crash diet is working.

I think the bike is crying. 

4 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Surely this is a photograph of the father of the player whose name we are not permitted to mention on this thread and whose earnings have been slashed by more than half this week?

If so, it would appear that the crash diet is working.

still a lot of blacktown souvlaki there, jack. no doubt taking the bike to a roofing job

On 6/17/2016 at 11:01 PM, hemingway said:

Big pecs but not much in the lunchbox if that is Bitters. Perhaps that explains his constant references to floggings and other depravities.  However, I suspect that our constant reference to Bitters on this thread only feeds an already healthy ego and only encourages him to exaggerate his tales. They do make for entertaining reading but is this good for anyone? 

Very observant of you Ernest. Perhaps Bitters can be referred to as the 'package'...

God knows Stringer hasn't been living up to that in recent weeks...

 

On way home from Sydney yesterday , due to some confounding lack of ability on the part of the mobile app for checking in,  my good wife and I were to sit behind each other on the flight.  A lovely lass offered to change seats to let us sit together.

Another thank you to her..... oh yes.....she was of course adorned with a Melbourne scarf !!     Such lovely people Melbourne supporters 

3 hours ago, beelzebub said:

On way home from Sydney yesterday , due to some confounding lack of ability on the part of the mobile app for checking in,  my good wife and I were to sit behind each other on the flight.  A lovely lass offered to change seats to let us sit together.

Another thank you to her..... oh yes.....she was of course adorned with a Melbourne scarf !!     Such lovely people Melbourne supporters 

Did you feel her up as she squeezed past bb?

l realise it's your business but I like to know these details.

On 18/06/2016 at 10:34 AM, Moonshadow said:

Has this turned into a soft porn site H_T?

Flaccid porn.

7 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Did you feel her up as she squeezed past bb?

l realise it's your business but I like to know these details.

BBO crude and offensive. It's not funny. 

38 minutes ago, hemingway said:

BBO crude and offensive. It's not funny. 

Now now Ernie don't be so sensitive.  Merely a matter of genuine curiosity. 

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Now now Ernie don't be so sensitive.  Merely a matter of genuine curiosity. 

Does genuine curiosity have another meaning? Along sadomasochistic lines. 

I too actually thought it gutterish. Not because I'm involved but purely as unlike a lot of other fantastic or fictional representation of some form of abstract this was childish and puerile. Again not because it seemed reminiscent of the readers column of Hustler but quite frankly you're better than that BBO. Lift your game mate.

fcs earl, bring back bbo from china before it's too late, he's obviously going troppo or the commies have hacked his account

On ‎20‎/‎04‎/‎2016 at 11:32 AM, Moonshadow said:

 

 

13 hours ago, daisycutter said:

fcs earl, bring back bbo from china before it's too late, he's obviously going troppo or the commies have hacked his account

DC we tried to recall him last week but he has "Gone Rogue" on us. Yesterday's audit report has found excessive travel costs, zero evidence of Uncle contacting our prospective franchisees in China and worse still kilos of guava essence are unaccounted for.

If he is ODing on G essence that would explain his erratic behavior.

8 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

 

DC we tried to recall him last week but he has "Gone Rogue" on us. Yesterday's audit report has found excessive travel costs, zero evidence of Uncle contacting our prospective franchisees in China and worse still kilos of guava essence are unaccounted for.

If he is ODing on G essence that would explain his erratic behavior.

maybe it's time to proceed with "extreme predjudice", earl before things get really snafu'ed and ensure there are no links traceable back to you 

this post will self destruct before the [censored] next crows

2 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

 

DC we tried to recall him last week but he has "Gone Rogue" on us. Yesterday's audit report has found excessive travel costs, zero evidence of Uncle contacting our prospective franchisees in China and worse still kilos of guava essence are unaccounted for.

If he is ODing on G essence that would explain his erratic behavior.

He went Rogue a long time ago Earl.

It is hardly erratic behaviour for an established international pervert.

I wish the Chinese govt luck in capturing him and even more so in their re-education of this recalcitrant.

1 hour ago, Biffen said:

He went Rogue a long time ago Earl.

It is hardly erratic behaviour for an established international pervert.

I wish the Chinese govt luck in capturing him and even more so in their re-education of this recalcitrant.

His erratic, squandering behaviour is better suited to North Korea Biff.

He'd be besties with Lil' Kim in no time.

Would stand up to those Seoul Capitalists too.

5 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

 

DC we tried to recall him last week but he has "Gone Rogue" on us. Yesterday's audit report has found excessive travel costs, zero evidence of Uncle contacting our prospective franchisees in China and worse still kilos of guava essence are unaccounted for.

If he is ODing on G essence that would explain his erratic behavior.

Uncle Bitter is currently enjoying the high life in Batu Feringgi at a 6 star resort. I received an escort to the airport in Shanghai and a strange stamp was smeared over my visa. All a bit odd but it saved a taxi fare.

Earl your expense advance was inadequate so I had to book up some charges for my "special needs" . The "Triad Corporation" were very helpful and agreed that their Melbourne agents would collect direct from you. 

I gave them the address of your hipster pad in Fitzroy - hope that works out well for you.

Had a lovely dinner last night and quaffed plenty of a half decent Chillean red. Mine host was a tough old Sheila of Chinese South African extraction . She spoke English, Bahasa Malaysia and Japanese. Her late husband was Indian and she introduced me to her rather exotic looking daughters. ( No Ernie, I didn't go the grope) 

Wine is quite expensive here but good old Uncle is splashing the cash and contributing generously to the local economy.

Toodlepip!!!!

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Uncle Bitter is currently enjoying the high life in Batu Feringgi at a 6 star resort. I received an escort to the airport in Shanghai and a strange stamp was smeared over my visa. All a bit odd but it saved a taxi fare.

Earl your expense advance was inadequate so I had to book up some charges for my "special needs" . The "Triad Corporation" were very helpful and agreed that their Melbourne agents would collect direct from you. 

I gave them the address of your hipster pad in Fitzroy - hope that works out well for you.

Had a lovely dinner last night and quaffed plenty of a half decent Chillean red. Mine host was a tough old Sheila of Chinese South African extraction . She spoke English, Bahasa Malaysia and Japanese. Her late husband was Indian and she introduced me to her rather exotic looking daughters. ( No Ernie, I didn't go the grope) 

Wine is quite expensive here but good old Uncle is splashing the cash and contributing generously to the local economy.

Toodlepip!!!!

Dear Uncle Bitters, The  closest I ever got to  "Knock Shop" was listening to The Alex Harvey band belting out "Next".. a rather dubious song about waiting in line for some , er fullfilment!

 Sounds like Uncle Bitter, that The Old Sheila spoke in may tongues!??

Hopefully, you didn't have to resort to a cold can of "Tom Piper" Pickeled Tongues in Aspic??

Also, I believe the possibility exists that the Old Sheila's Husband may of expired of cardiac arrest, possibly due to over exersion of the primary directive!

I think Uncle, please exercise all due caution as we would not like to see our Favourite Uncle come back with a rare tropical condition which had not yet been catalogued ! 

All the best

PF

 

3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Uncle Bitter is currently enjoying the high life in Batu Feringgi at a 6 star resort. I received an escort to the airport in Shanghai and a strange stamp was smeared over my visa. All a bit odd but it saved a taxi fare.

Earl your expense advance was inadequate so I had to book up some charges for my "special needs" . The "Triad Corporation" were very helpful and agreed that their Melbourne agents would collect direct from you. 

I gave them the address of your hipster pad in Fitzroy - hope that works out well for you.

Had a lovely dinner last night and quaffed plenty of a half decent Chillean red. Mine host was a tough old Sheila of Chinese South African extraction . She spoke English, Bahasa Malaysia and Japanese. Her late husband was Indian and she introduced me to her rather exotic looking daughters. ( No Ernie, I didn't go the grope) 

Wine is quite expensive here but good old Uncle is splashing the cash and contributing generously to the local economy.

Toodlepip!!!!

Got to laugh at a guy that speaks about himself in the third person!

1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

Got to laugh at a guy that speaks about himself in the third person!

The great Biffen does not see the funny side Lunar one.

Biffen considers it appropriate.

14 minutes ago, Biffen said:

The great Biffen does not see the funny side Lunar one.

Biffen considers it appropriate.

You should do that in every post Biffen. Make it your literary genre. Like it.

8 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

You should do that in every post Biffen. Make it your literary genre. Like it.

the ghost who walks is not amused, loonie 

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

the ghost who walks is not amused, loonie 

You're crowding the genre dc.