3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Tell them you are "Bitter but optimistic" and see what that gets you RL

You'll get free semen ... er, seamen at your cabin door Red.

1 hour ago, Earl Hood said:

RL I envy you and suspect you are doing better than my cruise last year to New Caladonia on the Pacific Gastro! 

Earl,

You should know that Redleg is a senior figure in the courts and does not take cheap cruises on sleazy p and o Boats.

I understand DC is known to provide entertainment for some of the more elderly citizens in the bingo room and below deck( if you get my drift)

My only hope is that DC has not stowed away on board the Crystal Meth and that if he has, Redleg is able to assume some sort of control over his predatory behaviour whenever a rich widower with a persistent cough hits the spinning dance floor.

I do hope Mrs Leg has a can of mace handy for such Romeos.

One can only hope you are not on these cruises for the same nefarious reasons Earl. Although I would pick you as more of a hot chocolate and rohypnol type.

As Bill Cosby has proved, this only works for 30 odd years and eventually you will get caught.

Gastro should be the least of your problems.

I suggest you stick to trawling the Streets of old Fitzroy with your man bun and rolled up jeans.

They buy all that  fairtrade spiel  in the inner city but your exploitation of the international laws must end.

A handful of tranquillisers for a night of romance is not a"Fair Trade" Earl.

5 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Earl,

You should know that Redleg is a senior figure in the courts and does not take cheap cruises on sleazy p and o Boats.

I understand DC is known to provide entertainment for some of the more elderly citizens in the bingo room and below deck( if you get my drift)

My only hope is that DC has not stowed away on board the Crystal Meth and that if he has, Redleg is able to assume some sort of control over his predatory behaviour whenever a rich widower with a persistent cough hits the spinning dance floor.

I do hope Mrs Leg has a can of mace handy for such Romeos.

One can only hope you are not on these cruises for the same nefarious reasons Earl. Although I would pick you as more of a hot chocolate and rohypnol type.

As Bill Cosby has proved, this only works for 30 odd years and eventually you will get caught.

Gastro should be the least of your problems.

I suggest you stick to trawling the Streets of old Fitzroy with your man bun and rolled up jeans.

They buy all that  fairtrade spiel  in the inner city but your exploitation of the international laws must end.

A handful of tranquillisers for a night of romance is not a"Fair Trade" Earl.

Too much exposure of fellow posters there Biff. You know the spiel.... what happens on the cruise stays on the cruise.

8 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Too much exposure of fellow posters there Biff. You know the spiel.... what happens on the cruise stays on the cruise.

Don't worry Moon.

I will not be exposing snow droppers tonight. At ease.

2 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Don't worry Moon.

I will not be exposing snow droppers tonight. At ease.

Well then I will...

https://www.reddit.com/r/melbourne/comments/43qdeq/caught_on_camera_police_appeal_for_help_to_find/

which Landers live in Richmond? Stu? Saty?

Does look like Luke Hodge in the photo.

Always thought of him as a tea bagger.

 

4 hours ago, Redleg said:

I got free wifi for cruise when I told them I was Redleg. 

That is how I have been posting on Demonland. 

And what about after they found out you were Avocado Man in disguise?

And does Avocado Man have a sidekick?  Are they called Vegemite?  Relish? Mayo? Guacamole?  Chicken?

9 hours ago, bjDee said:

And what about after they found out you were Avocado Man in disguise?

And does Avocado Man have a sidekick?  Are they called Vegemite?  Relish? Mayo? Guacamole?  Chicken?

I was recently in Bali and at breakfast in a upmarket hotel.

There was Vegemite on the table for breakfast with a little sign that said " Aussie Chocolate"

 

Just now, old dee said:

I was recently in Bali and at breakfast in a upmarket hotel.

There was Vegemite on the table for breakfast with a little sign that said " Aussie Chocolate"

 

more a very salted caramel

11 hours ago, bjDee said:

And what about after they found out you were Avocado Man in disguise?

And does Avocado Man have a sidekick?  Are they called Vegemite?  Relish? Mayo? Guacamole?  Chicken?

"On Toast"

15 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Tell them you are "Bitter but optimistic" and see what that gets you RL

I tried it and they threatened to throw me overboard. 

17 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I tried it and they threatened to throw me overboard. 

What they really said was "toss you off". Offer was accepted from what I heard.

A candid snap of Red  getting Reddy for dinner

Sprung  !!!!!! 

1 hour ago, ManDee said:

What they really said was "toss you off". Offer was accepted from what I heard.

You heard wrong. 

1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

A candid snap of Red  getting Reddy for dinner

Sprung  !!!!!! 

I have a little more hair than Captain Stubing. 

 

3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I have a little more hair than Captain Stubing. 

 

 

anyone with a man-bun

2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

anyone with a man-bun

It's catching on thanks to RL:

29 minutes ago, H_T said:

 

And I Am a little taller than Tattoo.

Just now, Redleg said:

And I Am a little taller than Tattoo.

you don't sound too confident about that

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

you don't sound too confident about that

I am confident. I would be like Gawnie next to Boomer. 

7 minutes ago, Redleg said:

And I Am a little taller than Tattoo.

Any planes? 

I see you're nearly halfway between Hawaii and San Fran. Surely the skipper would have been good enough to fly in several large bunches of bananas from the surrounding islands off Hawaii for the home route to San Fran?? You have a lot of pull RL.

Have you had dinner with the Captain yet RL? 

 

 

Just now, H_T said:

Any planes? 

I see you're nearly halfway between Hawaii and San Fran. Surely the skipper would have been good enough to fly in several large bunches of bananas for the home route to San Fran??

Have you had dinner with the Captain yet RL? 

 

 

No dinner, but have spoken to him a few times. He is Norwegian and can't help me with the banana situation. It is getting quite desperate. 

45 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I have a little more hair than Captain Stubing. 

 

little being the operative word hey Red 

I have been missing in action for a few days, just logged on to see what's happening on this remarkable thread. it is truly remarkable and from reading the posts over recent days i am a little reassured that i am not as crazy or wacko as i thought i was. there are some true eccentrics on this thread and of course i am being polite in using the term eccentric. there is an interesting little debate in my mind as to whether posters to this thread are truly eccentric or just simply highly imaginative. all that matters is that it makes for enjoyable reading with plenty of belly laughs along the way. keep it up fellow eccentrics. you make the other threads seem so boringly sane and rational, and that is not good for anyone's health. sorry guys i could not fit bananas into this post. oops I just did. by the way the organic bananas in the area i am currently convalescing are very sweet and tasty and go very well washed down with some organic red wine. i am so full of disease that i have become a vegetarian and eat only organic bananas, fruit and vegetables. my mood is not so good however, but i am going cold turkey and expect to overcome my past carnivorous habits in 6 to 12 months. fortunately, tasty organic vegetables are much better washed down with high quality organic wine, with the occasional after dinner single malt. i am finding yoga is helping as well. who would have thought that old Ernie, the amateur boxer, fisherman, big game hunter, with a penchant for guns, women and bull fights would have got to this state. well its never to late to change. i am slowly getting accustomed to the thought that in my final years I may be supporting a successful football team. now that will be the biggest change and make for the greatest change in my mood and behaviour on wintry weekends. and of course it will bring radical change to demonland and the opinions of posters. it will become terribly boring to read posters that tell other fellow tragics how good we are. my perverse nature means that i have always despised the successful clubs and their supporters because of their born to win attitudes and arrogance. i would hate that to happen to demon supporters (understanding that we do have our share of tossers as supporters, particularly in the members stand), but hopefully the critics, sceptics and depressives will continue to post their opinions as part of their on-going treatment. and to never forget that defeat and loss is always just around the corner, like taxes and death. it always seemed the case that snatching defeat out of the jaws of victory is part of our DNA. however, we have a new gene pool of kids that do not share the old genes of past generations and actually believe success is not only possible but assured. lets hope they start reproducing soon so we will a new intake of sons of guns.