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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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On 5/28/2016 at 9:48 PM, Earl Hood said:

Yes BJ I have found the all new Soylent Green, "now with more girls", to be absolutely delicious! 

Too fishy for my liking.

 

 
10 hours ago, daisycutter said:

that's very seminal, bj

Seminal ... or Semenal ?:rolleyes:

5 hours ago, Redleg said:

Did someone call for a lawyer?

Ambulances too fast these days ? :P

 
7 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Seminal ... or Semenal ?:rolleyes:

subtlety not your strong-point, bub? :lol:

3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

subtlety not your strong-point, bub? :lol:

Not on Thursdays 


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1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

Ambulances too fast these days ? :P

They are if I am on horseback. 

15 hours ago, bjDee said:

Woolly bananas??!

Is that like a banana wearing a knitted peter heater?

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7 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Not on Thursdays 

Never could get the hang of Thursdays, eh? :lol:

 
14 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Never could get the hang of Thursdays, eh? :lol:

NO .......  Always hard to recover  after  hump day 

2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

NO .......  Always hard to recover  after  hump day 

Correct bb and the older you get the harder it gets.       the older you get the more difficult recovery becomes.


9 hours ago, H_T said:

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Suddenly it feels much warmer here. That's great because I'm off to Hobart tomorrow - taking my brass monkey spheres as well.

Now, which end is the opening????

11 hours ago, daisycutter said:

how come every time i watch rake, i immediately think of redleg?

No idea!

yes, in an objectifying way, but there is nothing wrong about objectifying bananas that i know of :)


35 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

yes, in an objectifying way, but there is nothing wrong about objectifying bananas that i know of :)

Oh I am confident that there are PC idiots out there who will say otherwise dc.


54 minutes ago, iv'a worn smith said:

PC???  Personal Computer?

Politically Correct 

iv'a

39 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

What a vulgar and disgusting fellow you are!

You must have woken up with enough to know.Going out dressed like that.

 
6 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

I even found BBO dressed as a banana.

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BBO it's good to see you with a bunch of tasteful bananas around your neck. At least I think they are bananas.....


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