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10 hours ago, Biffen said:

Your seedy lost weekends in the Seaside are safe with me.

I promise not to tell everyone what a twisted andĀ  debauched glutton you can be when let loose on Fitzroy St.

No wonder why 2 out of every 3 shops on Fitzroy St are empty Biff...Ā reputationsĀ lost when entertaining BBO, never to recover. It's why the dinosaurs no longer roam (outside of this thread, of course)

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On 28 May 2016 at 8:24 PM, bjDee said:

I've recently found that a combined banana and chocolate protein shake is reasonably tasty - for a glutinous, artificially coloured and flavoured dose of Soylent Green.Ā  But still not too pleased about the constipation effects.Ā  Never experienced that before with REAL bananas and chocolate.

Woops - too much info?

and your initials bj stand for? No I suddenly understand, best left to ones imagination.Ā 

1 minute ago, hemingway said:

and your initials bj stand for? No I suddenly understand, best left to ones imagination.Ā 

banana juice obviously, ernestĀ 

 
3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

banana juice obviously, ernestĀ 

Daisy your imagination is far better than mine or perhaps you are just a man with more varied and higher tastes. As one gets older, I find myself occasionally regressing toĀ youthful thoughts and desires. It can get me into trouble particularly when I ask the lovely continental lass in the organic shop I attend whether she can help withĀ a bj. I need to make it clear that I am asking for a banana juice thus avoiding the deep scratches sheĀ left me down both cheeks!

31 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Daisy your imagination is far better than mine or perhaps you are just a man with more varied and higher tastes. As one gets older, I find myself occasionally regressing toĀ youthful thoughts and desires. It can get me into trouble particularly when I ask the lovely continental lass in the organic shop I attend whether she can help withĀ a bj. I need to make it clear that I am asking for a banana juice thus avoiding the deep scratches sheĀ left me down both cheeks!

next time ernest you need to resist the urge to expose your banana. leave it in the bag unless the juiceĀ barĀ explicitly allows byo bananas


9 hours ago, hemingway said:

Daisy your imagination is far better than mine or perhaps you are just a man with more varied and higher tastes. As one gets older, I find myself occasionally regressing toĀ youthful thoughts and desires. It can get me into trouble particularly when I ask the lovely continental lass in the organic shop I attend whether she can help withĀ a bj. I need to make it clear that I am asking for a banana juice thus avoiding the deep scratches sheĀ left me down both cheeks!

Ernie you have haunted this thread for too long andĀ allowed yourself to beĀ seduced by the crass vulgarity of some posters. Your lofty moral standards have been torn asunder and your libertine self laid bare.

It becomes you.

Come now Bitters. Ernie was known to enjoy a tipple.....just sayingĀ :rolleyes:Ā 

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11 hours ago, hemingway said:

and your initials bj stand for? No I suddenly understand, best left to ones imagination.Ā 

Not your best work Hem.Ā 

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2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Ernie you have haunted this thread for too long andĀ allowed yourself to beĀ seduced by the crass vulgarity of some posters. Your lofty moral standards have been torn asunder and your libertine self laid bare.

It becomes you.

Yes I have left myself down. I regret it and appreciate your sage advice. It's my unconscious Freudian mindĀ getting the better of me

1 minute ago, hemingway said:

Yes I have left myself down. I regret it and appreciate your sage advice. It's my unconscious Freudian mindĀ getting the better of me

Don't sweat it Ernest

We all have off days , mine tend to contain a YĀ :unsure:


19 minutes ago, bjDee said:

Not your best work Hem.Ā 

Apologies Bj never again. I willĀ take indefinite leave from this thread as punishment.Ā 

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On 5/28/2016 at 1:43 PM, Petraccattack said:

According to that moron Brad Scot,Ā people are 'cowards' for calling out Lindsay Thomas for playing for free kicks.

Cant standĀ Scott, he regularly uses hyperbole and passive aggressive attacks every single week for the smallest of issues. Ā The irony is that he is the coward, nobody else.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/more-news/lindsay-thomas-draws-criticism-for-drawing-high-contact-free-kicks/news-story/4524389fc7155648048ba5dda5a3b022

Like to see Dermie return serve on this one. Derm called out Thomas on Friday night.

54 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Come now Bitters. Ernie was known to enjoy a tipple.....just sayingĀ :rolleyes:Ā 

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That is true and iĀ admit that I have recently been a little excessive with my alcohol intake due to a number of problems. I am trying my best to maintain the women and song but avoid wine but I am struggling. I have moved into wine country in an attempt to get some peace and quiet and have another attempt at a final novel. However. theĀ realisation that I have lost my desire to write and also listening to the game on the weekend, sent me in search of a bottle or two of my favouriteĀ claret. And as you know, I am not an agreeable person after a few drinks.Ā 

7 hours ago, hemingway said:

That is true and iĀ admit that I have recently been a little excessive with my alcohol intake due to a number of problems. I am trying my best to maintain the women and song but avoid wine but I am struggling. I have moved into wine country in an attempt to get some peace and quiet and have another attempt at a final novel. However. theĀ realisation that I have lost my desire to write and also listening to the game on the weekend, sent me in search of a bottle or two of my favouriteĀ claret. And as you know, I am not an agreeable person after a few drinks.Ā 

It seems weĀ share some important traits Ernie. Laudable all of them. However, if I may be so bold as to make a further suggestion to one of your (late) stature.

Forget the singing.

Don't mind Bitters Ernesto.

Word is he had a rather delicate " procedure" today involving a camera and A Dr from Moldovia who took liberties in his film making.

Uncle Bitters has reported the poor quack and now wants a second opinion Ā from someone with a real degree.

He is seeking drinking partners in order to avoid paying for his own box of wine.

Have no sympathy Ern, today Bitters is a depraved and selfish fascist who loves the accoutrements Ā and crueltyof bondage as much as your enemies in Spain.

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1 hour ago, Biffen said:

Don't mind Bitters Ernesto.

Word is he had a rather delicate " procedure" today involving a camera and A Dr from Moldovia who took liberties in his film making.

Uncle Bitters has reported the poor quack and now wants a second opinion Ā from someone with a real degree.

He is seeking drinking partners in order to avoid paying for his own box of wine.

Have no sympathy Ern, today Bitters is a depraved and selfish fascist who loves the accoutrements Ā and crueltyof bondage as much as your enemies in Spain.

Ā 

As long as the footage doesn't appear in Australia's funniest home videos I should think he would breathe a sigh of relief!!

19 hours ago, Biffen said:

Don't mind Bitters Ernesto.

Word is he had a rather delicate " procedure" today involving a camera and A Dr from Moldovia who took liberties in his film making.

Uncle Bitters has reported the poor quack and now wants a second opinion Ā from someone with a real degree.

He is seeking drinking partners in order to avoid paying for his own box of wine.

Have no sympathy Ern, today Bitters is a depraved and selfish fascist who loves the accoutrements Ā and crueltyof bondage as much as your enemies in Spain.

Ā 

Biffen, the soul of indiscretion and purveyor of personal information! Makes Julian Assange look like a mute.

Of course like all of your ilk you pay no regard to the facts. My surgeon was not from Moldavia at all. He hails from Albania and has degrees from the University of Eastern Punjab (Correspondence Campus).

My only objection was the camera - It was one of those "Movietone News" wind ups and I considered it maybe a little uncomfortable.

So in in future I suggest you mind your vile rumourmongering or you shall be hearing from my solicitors!

Edited by Bitter but optimistic

6 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Biffen, the soul of indiscretion and purveyor of personal information! Makes Julian Assange look like a mute.

Of course like all of your ilk you pay no regard to the facts. My surgeon was not from Moldavia at all. He hails from Albania and has degrees from the University of Eastern Punjab (Correspondence Campus).

My only objection was the camera - It was one of those "Movietone News" wind ups and I considered it maybe a little uncomfortable.

So in in future I suggest you mind your vile rumourmongering or you shall be hearing from my solicitors!

The old fashioned camera didn't ring and alarm bells?

Although knowing some of your Perversions and your propensity for trying new revolting experiences I'm surprised you didn't invite the whole film crew.

On 30 May 2016 at 7:57 PM, picket fence said:

As long as the footage doesn't appear in Australia's funniest home videos I should think he would breathe a sigh of relief!!

Would you like a copy picket?


Smoothie time ;)

14 hours ago, daisycutter said:

********* BANANA ALERT *********

$1.50 Kg at Woolies

Woolly bananas??!

Is that like a banana wearing a knitted peter heater?

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12 minutes ago, bjDee said:

Woolly bananas??!

Is that like a banana wearing a knitted peter heater?

that's very seminal, bj

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On 31 May 2016 at 0:58 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Biffen, the soul of indiscretion and purveyor of personal information! Makes Julian Assange look like a mute.

Of course like all of your ilk you pay no regard to the facts. My surgeon was not from Moldavia at all. He hails from Albania and has degrees from the University of Eastern Punjab (Correspondence Campus).

My only objection was the camera - It was one of those "Movietone News" wind ups and I considered it maybe a little uncomfortable.

So in in future I suggest you mind your vile rumourmongering or you shall be hearing from my solicitors!

Did someone call for a lawyer?


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