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11 hours ago, daisycutter said:

sounds like a 4-6 rest for you od, but i'd check with the richmond doc firstย :lol:

Well 24 hours after the injury dc you will be pleased to know that I am progressing well with my recovery program.

Walking this morning without pain but still a tender knee cap.

I am confident I will be fit for the match before the end of the week.

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7 hours ago, old dee said:

Well 24 hours after the injury dc you will be pleased to know that I am progressing well with my recovery program.

Walking this morning without pain but still a tender knee cap.

I am confident I will be fit for the match before the end of the week.

So obviously you elected not to try any remedies recommended by Mr. Fence.

27 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

So obviously you elected not to try any remedies recommended by Mr. Fence.

It was not hard to resist MD.

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16 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

So obviously you elected not to try any remedies recommended by Mr. Fence.

I think Dr. Fence MD is in!!

What can I do for you???????

On 5/2/2016 at 10:09 AM, old dee said:

Well 24 hours after the injury dc you will be pleased to know that I am progressing well with my recovery program.

Walking this morning without pain but still a tender knee cap.

I am confident I will be fit for the match before the end of the week.

Good to hear, I assume you are off to the old world old dee. If so, I recommend the bullfighting in Espana.

Madrid, Seville or Pamplona are all recommended.ย 


1 minute ago, hemingway said:

Good to hear, I assume you are off to the old world old dee. If so, I recommend the bullfighting in Espana.

Madrid, Seville or Pamplona are all recommended.ย 

To SEA actually Ernest so I doubt i will see any bullfighting.

At the planning stage I told No.1 wife we cannot go till after the Saints game.

Hmm that looks a good decision at this point. However the Knee is 90% today so all on the up.

20 minutes ago, old dee said:

To SEA actually Ernest so I doubt i will see any bullfighting.

At the planning stage I told No.1 wife we cannot go till after the Saints game.

Hmm that looks a good decision at this point. However the Knee is 90% today so all on the up.

I trust that the rest of the body is in working order OD!

Holidays can quicken the blood flow.

On 4/30/2016 at 5:12 PM, Redleg said:

Great game, this club gives me so much joy.

Horses for courses seems to be the topic. Mind off footy for the moment. Which well known horses performed better on tracks like Flemington than that of the tight circuit of Moonee Valley? And conversely, which horses suited Moonee Valley to the bigger tracks?

Was Sunline a MV specialist?

I know Makybe Diva preferred Flemington.

The best horses though thrived at both/all tracks, when they had that extraordinary engine, power.ย 

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When we look at St.Kilda, when they're on, they're definitely on. Their game against the Hawks proved that - good formline. I knew it was going to be a battle to win. They have a well planned and astute coach, who would have noticed our efforts down back against Essendon causing mismatches.ย 

We need a better organised back six. And I believe we missed Olivers clearance work and thought so last week.

To be honest, the venue is just an excuse for mine.

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1 hour ago, H_T said:

Horses for courses seems to be the topic. Mind off footy for the moment. Which well known horses performed better on tracks like Flemington than that of the tight circuit of Moonee Valley? And conversely, which horses suited Moonee Valley to the bigger tracks?

Was Sunline a MV specialist?

I know Makybe Diva preferred Flemington.

The best horses though thrived at both/all tracks, when they had that extraordinary engine, power.ย 

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When we look at St.Kilda, when they're on, they're definitely on. Their game against the Hawks proved that - good formline. I knew it was going to be a battle to win. They have a well planned and astute coach, who would have noticed our efforts down back against Essendon causing mismatches.ย 

We need a better organised back six. And I believe we missed Olivers clearance work and thought so last week.

To be honest, the venue is just an excuse for mine.

Agree H_T good sides win anywhere.

7 hours ago, old dee said:

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At the planning stage I told No.1 wife we cannot go till after the Saints game.

How many wives do you have OD?


8 hours ago, hemingway said:

Good to hear, I assume you are off to the old world old dee. If so, I recommend the bullfighting in Espana.

Madrid, Seville or Pamplona are all recommended.ย 

I've never been to Spain Ernest,

but I've seen enough bull here to write a novella on the subject.

1 hour ago, Biffen said:

I've never been to Spain Ernest,

but I've seen enough bull here to write a novella on the subject.

Biff you should go. The senoritasย and their lithe and fluid bodies are something to behold. ย However, they can be very demanding and temperamental so moving from place to place is an advantage. No need to learn the language only the language of love.

5 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Biff you should go. The senoritasย and their lithe and fluid bodies are something to behold. ย However, they can be very demanding and temperamental so moving from place to place is an advantage. No need to learn the language only the language of love.

biffo is a maestro at sign language, ernest. very handy in certain errr endeavours of his

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9 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Biff you should go. The senoritasย and their lithe and fluid bodies are something to behold. ย However, they can be very demanding and temperamental so moving from place to place is an advantage. No need to learn the language only the language of love.

Sheeeit....!! ย Uncle Bitters, Biffo, Daisy Cutter, Maple Dee, Old Dee maybe one or two others and yourself Hemingway as "Forward Scout" would appear to be a great party of eclectic visionary travellers!! When do we leave!????

2 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

How many wives do you have OD?

The first and only 1 MD.


55 minutes ago, old dee said:

The first and only 1 MD.

But of course she's on her 6th spouse...... so far.

Just now, Moonshadow said:

But of course she's on her 6th spouse...... so far.

Cynicย 

1 hour ago, picket fence said:

Sheeeit....!! ย Uncle Bitters, Biffo, Daisy Cutter, Maple Dee, Old Dee maybe one or two others and yourself Hemingway as "Forward Scout" would appear to be a great party of eclectic visionary travellers!! When do we leave!????

An end of season trip ?ย My experience of tour groups hasย not been a positive one picket, mainly because of different interests and expectations. I suspect Biff and Bitters and even your good self may have some differences that would make group travel a little testing. ย Also, I like to rise early in the morning so that in itself may be a problem in stirring the others from their beds or bordellos. Bitters specific peccadilloes would worry me a little. Spanish jails are not places I would recommend. Perhaps Earl may be interested in putting together a tour itineraryย using his contacts to get the best deals. There are some wonderful old castles with dungeons that mayย appeal to some members of the party. Earl may also be useful in acquiring cheap ย licquor. I am happy to act as a forward scout and that way lย may be able to leave names and addresses of the moreย sociable senoritas and indeed those who would be sufficiently robust in the clinches for Bitters and Biff. As a forward scout it may be difficult for me to actually meet up with the touring party but that may be an advantage when the Senoritas discover that iย have moved on. This would then allow members of the group to fill the void left by my rapid departure. Anyway, it's an interesting proposition as a cultural experience. Let's see what Earl and other members of the tour party think. One has to be careful not to upset other Demonlanders who may also want a guernsey.ย 

Hmmm. Does D'land have a seconds team? ย I might deliberately run into some poor form to ensure I'm dropped or 'managed' so as to get on the reserves tour group.ย 

1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

But of course she's on her 6th spouse...... so far.

Trading up, of course ...ย :lol::)


8 hours ago, bjDee said:

Hmmm. Does D'land have a seconds team? ย I might deliberately run into some poor form to ensure I'm dropped or 'managed' so as to get on the reserves tour group.ย 

We aren't looked upon as 'seconds' here, just eccentricย :unsure:

46 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

We aren't looked upon as 'seconds' here, just eccentricย :unsure:

Exactly. That's D'lands Firsts team - The Eccentrics. ย I'd like to see someone post the lineup here one day.

Whatย I'm looking for is a place in the Seconds - not eccentric, just NQR.

10 hours ago, bjDee said:

Hmmm. Does D'land have a seconds team? ย I might deliberately run into some poor form to ensure I'm dropped or 'managed' so as to get on the reserves tour group.ย 

I HAVE JUST SAID THE WORD AND YOUR SOUL, MONEY AND VISA HAVE BEEN GRANTED !!

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6 hours ago, bjDee said:

Exactly. That's D'lands Firsts team - The Eccentrics. ย I'd like to see someone post the lineup here one day.

Whatย I'm looking for is a place in the Seconds - not eccentric, just NQR.

Interesting and if I may add a "Social Comment" I have often been refered to by friends, relatives, peers, enemies as a 'Different'ย cat!

So be it! the world is full of acolytes who do nothing to create interest. Whilst not talking about Maelstrom ( no it'ย s not an Uncle Bitter after shave) I like variation to the norm as long as it doesn't rattle my cage harmony!

Maybe I am NQR and or Eccentric! Many on this site also might agree not just me but see the Esoteric in themselves!?

I think this Threadย really is the most interesting on Demonland. Wierd, Wonderful and Wacky ! Just the way I like it!

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Has anyone noticed if traffic in this thread increases around the time of a full moon?


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