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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 hour ago, old dee said:

Did he have a horse for a brother?

No but he had a dance named after him.

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    Just now, Redleg said:

    No but he had a dance named after him.

    and he's got a rhino as a cousin called spearmint who's a great friend of mr. leg

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    1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

    and he's got a rhino as a cousin called spearmint who's a great friend of mr. leg

    Reminds me of that James Bond film, Goldfinger(s).

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    Pity that Gus doesn't get to play in the first game of his mate. I am disappointed that 2 of our 4 hardest clearance players are out. Gus and Oliver. 

    I am worried about Bugg today. 

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    25 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

    Uncle Bitter is offering free floggings after the game. Gate 7.

    I'll have 4 please, concurrently. 

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    58 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    I'll have 4 please, concurrently. 

    Not consecutively?

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    1 minute ago, Maple Demon said:

    Not consecutively?

    Thank you for the teacher's correction. 

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    Great game, this club gives me so much joy.

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    23 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Great game, this club gives me so much joy.

    So you took Bitter up on his flogging offer?

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    i wonder if the backline needs contact lens in order to find an opponent?

    never seen such appalling structure

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    I hope this thread will be entertaining tonight because today's game wasn't.

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    13 minutes ago, Emerald said:

    I hope this thread will be entertaining tonight because today's game wasn't.

    I think post-game beverages all around will ensure that! Who knows, we might even get the old Old Dee back.

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    2 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

    Uncle Bitter is offering free floggings after the game. Gate 7.

    I'm happy to offer free Audio Visual material to help heighten the senses!!

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    The backline were [censored] paid to not give any attention to their opponents. Let's allow them to run around unaccountable and kick goals at will. What a disgrace. 

    Edited by Moonshadow

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    3 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

    Uncle Bitter is offering free floggings after the game. Gate 7.

    He's a little late. The Saints already did that for 3 quarters. 

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    2 hours ago, Emerald said:

    I hope this thread will be entertaining tonight because today's game wasn't.

    In the end I am glad I didn't get to the game today, given the result. 

     I was on my way to Etihad when Conticha rang to say there had been an explosion back at my Fitzroy warehouse. Back I go only to find my boilers full of Guava paste had overloaded. My man Parker is still missing in all this chaos so all is not well, the search continues.

    My attempts to produce "the essence of guava" are still a work in progress I am afraid. 

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    12 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    In the end I am glad I didn't get to the game today, given the result. 

     I was on my way to Etihad when Conticha rang to say there had been an explosion back at my Fitzroy warehouse. Back I go only to find my boilers full of Guava paste had overloaded. My man Parker is still missing in all this chaos so all is not well, the search continues.

    My attempts to produce "the essence of guava" are still a work in progress I am afraid. 

    Hope you did a risk assessment before filing the boilers Earl. Seems like you did one re the game at Etihad and decided to abort. Lucky for you.

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    10 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

    In the end I am glad I didn't get to the game today, given the result. 

     I was on my way to Etihad when Conticha rang to say there had been an explosion back at my Fitzroy warehouse. Back I go only to find my boilers full of Guava paste had overloaded. My man Parker is still missing in all this chaos so all is not well, the search continues.

    My attempts to produce "the essence of guava" are still a work in progress I am afraid. 

    Just a thought Earl.

    Get the paste made in the cheapest Asian country available and then put your own label on it.

    I know its not a novel business approach but sometimes you hipsters need to stop with the pathetic attempts at craft and wise up or else we will see you clogging up the dole queues like the Fitzrovians of my youth once did.

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    12 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

    In the end I am glad I didn't get to the game today, given the result. 

     I was on my way to Etihad when Conticha rang to say there had been an explosion back at my Fitzroy warehouse. Back I go only to find my boilers full of Guava paste had overloaded. My man Parker is still missing in all this chaos so all is not well, the search continues.

    My attempts to produce "the essence of guava" are still a work in progress I am afraid. 

    When did Conchita arrive back in the country? I thought she had left for good. Glad to see you two patched things up.

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    11 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

    When did Conchita arrive back in the country? I thought she had left for good. Glad to see you two patched things up.

    was probably conchita mkII or even conchita mkVIII or whatever. earl is big into turnover (if you get my drift)

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    was probably conchita mkII or even conchita mkVIII or whatever. earl is big into turnover (if you get my drift)

    He who lives in a dwelling with transparent viewing ports should not chuck yonnies dc.

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    57 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    He who lives in a dwelling with transparent viewing ports should not chuck yonnies dc.

    no yonnies there, bbo, just trying to clarify for mable's benefit. it's just very hard these days to retain 457 servants who don't know their place

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    Mr. Leg, there was a horse racing today called Banana Stand. That wasn't your horse by any chance, was it?

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