7 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Bitter you have such je ne sais quoi !

No need to show off by talkin Esperanto Ernie!

2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

No need to show off by talkin Esperanto Ernie!

think it was just kylie talk, bitters

 

Edited March 20, 201610 yr by daisycutter

8 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

think it was just kylie talk, bitters

 

Is that what the bluerinsers use when they're gasping for breath dc?

8 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

think it was just kylie talk, bitters

 

Is that what the bluerinsers use when they're gasping for breath dc?

34 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Bitter you have such je ne sais quoi !

And another thing Ernie - I didn't like your cookbooks. Grapes are for vino, nothing else. And .... as for sardines ... FMD ... you can stick them. Call yourself a writer .... FMD.

DC, did you have to put the image of Bitters entertaining the lads by singing & dancing to Kylie's music into my head? 

3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

And another thing Ernie - I didn't like your cookbooks. Grapes are for vino, nothing else. And .... as for sardines ... FMD ... you can stick them. Call yourself a writer .... FMD.

He certainly isn't the entertainer you are, Bitters.

6 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

DC, did you have to put the image of Bitters entertaining the lads by singing & dancing to Kylie's music into my head? 

sorry mable, the thought crossed my mind later too

did bitters conjure up images of vicky?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvlMPNXPgeM

 

 

 

 

3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

sorry mable, the thought crossed my mind later too

did bitters conjure up images of vicky?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvlMPNXPgeM

 

 

 

 

Why oh why did I click on that link?

20 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

sorry mable, the thought crossed my mind later too

did bitters conjure up images of vicky?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvlMPNXPgeM

 

 

 

That's my cousin - the cute one.

 

I'm just about done in. A few of Biffen's inane drug [censored] comments would just about finish me.  Talking to a dead writer does that to you.

Actually it's very like having a discussion with Stuie.

Vicki Pollard works for me now.

I've put her on a diet but she needs Earl to teach her manners.

The Juvenile party I attended was an ethnic event.

Which is why I now feel equiped to advise on capturing more Asians as MFC members.

I have an idea for a huge event (and after party)

as every football club knows you have to get them in young.

But not too young.

This is why BBO and DC will not be involved in my events management team.

Morticia Adams always did it for me!!

Anyway you [censored]! We now have a respectable sheila on this thread. Mable is from Peru or somewhere so I want all you [censored] to cut out the [censored] vulgarity and behave. Especially you [censored] lawyer [censored]. And as for that pervert from Hopping dicks - ban him. Get rid of that shitty writer too. And Earl Hood, well nothing personal but just stick to Conchita.

DC and Biffen are also [censored] - as is Moonie. And [censored] the choir boy too. I wont insult od because I live in hope of a free Pino.

Good night!! 

4 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Morticia Adams always did it for me!!

And .. just before I depart - you're a dirty [censored] too picket.

Another pleasant valley Sunday, Uncle Bitters?

earth to redleg

where is the countdown to r1 ?

3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

earth to redleg

where is the countdown to r1 ?

I think he has downed one too many banana daquiris tonight.

Me thinks Bitters is coming off the booze, or perhaps the columbian marching powder. Why else would he be so angry?

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Anyway you [censored]! We now have a respectable sheila on this thread. Mable is from Peru or somewhere so I want all you [censored] to cut out the [censored] vulgarity and behave. Especially you [censored] lawyer [censored]. And as for that pervert from Hopping dicks - ban him. Get rid of that shitty writer too. And Earl Hood, well nothing personal but just stick to Conchita.

DC and Biffen are also [censored] - as is Moonie. And [censored] the choir boy too. I wont insult od because I live in hope of a free Pino.

Good night!! 

Outstanding illogical spray, come mad rant, Uncle! One of the best I have witnessed in recent times. This perhaps sums up in so few illogical sentences why we log on each day to this site! 

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

No need to show off by talkin Esperanto Ernie!

 

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

 

Not showing off Bitter, I have great respect for your linguistic skills, and it was meant to be a compliment. I felt guilty after calling you a pervert as you seemed to take it so badly. Thought you would appreciate having a touch of the je ne sais quoi's 

Sorry to mention footy on this thread fellas, but it is back for us on saturday.  Boy do we need to start the season well.

52 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Sorry to mention footy on this thread fellas, but it is back for us on saturday.  Boy do we need to start the season well.

Can you predict how the GWS midfield will line up on Saturday, Redleg?

2 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Can you predict how the GWS midfield will line up on Saturday, Redleg?

I'd imagine Shiel, Griffen, Ward, Smith, Coniglio if fit, Greene, Kelly, Whitfield, Palmer, Hoskin-Elliott are the main guys. They may throw in a high salaried, ordinary footballer, just to get the Dees fans going, if they have some injuries.

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

I'd imagine Shiel, Griffen, Ward, Smith, Coniglio if fit, Greene, Kelly, Whitfield, Palmer, Hoskin-Elliott are the main guys. They may throw in a high salaried, ordinary footballer, just to get the Dees fans going, if they have some injuries.

They would need a lot!