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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Thank you for your support and understanding Biffen!! When it all comes down to it, I need to make a dollar while supporting those in need. While you, with a string of failed relationships behind you are beyond my help, I'm there are some on Demonland who would benefit from my wisdom in marital matters.

Btw, I am already a platinum member that worthy organisation you alluded to.

 

Edited by Bitter but optimistic
typo

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    Don't tell us you been suspended by Bomber Blitz already BBO?

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    There are some on Demonland, who fail to understand the beauty and tranquility of this thread, let alone the sage advice given and knowedge gained by being a reader of it. 

    To that end, I have decided to appease the masses and throw in a football reference in my posts on here, whenever I remember to.

    Also, being the New Year I have vowed to personally improve as a human being and to that end, I am now adding honey to my banana smoothies and I know that MANY PLAYERS IN THE AFL, also enjoy banana smoothies. 

    (Note the footy reference).

    Edited by Redleg

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    On 31 December 2015 at 10:17 AM, DemonFrog said:

    Greats news !

    The MFC remains undefeated in 2016.

    Great to hear from you in 2016 DF.

    The extra good news is we are liable to stay that way for some weeks yet.

    Arh the smell of success!

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    Amaretto Di Saronno neat or in anything has health benefits. When I first took my wife to dinner, I brought some to the restaurant  in an old paper bag. She should have seen the writing on the wall back then. And yet , we've been married all but 32 years. Go figure !! 

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    24 minutes ago, pineapple dee said:

    Amaretto Di Saronno neat or in anything has health benefits. When I first took my wife to dinner, I brought some to the restaurant  in an old paper bag. She should have seen the writing on the wall back then. And yet , we've been married all but 32 years. Go figure !! 

    32 years!

    It's people like you pineapple who will send bbo's new venture broke.

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    10 hours ago, Redleg said:

    There are some on Demonland, who fail to understand the beauty and tranquility of this thread, let alone the sage advice given and knowedge gained by being a reader of it. 

    To that end, I have decided to appease the masses and throw in a football reference in my posts on here, whenever I remember to.

    Also, being the New Year I have vowed to personally improve as a human being and to that end, I am now adding honey to my banana smoothies and I know that MANY PLAYERS IN THE AFL, also enjoy banana smoothies. 

    (Note the footy reference).

    (for the geeks out there) You could just put *footy in your signature RL ...:):cool::rolleyes:

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    6 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    32 years!

    It's people like you pineapple who will send bbo's new venture broke.

    I'll bet you he's got plenty of cash! If not he can sell his body( by the kilo) 

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    10 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

    Amaretto Di Saronno neat or in anything has health benefits. When I first took my wife to dinner, I brought some to the restaurant  in an old paper bag. She should have seen the writing on the wall back then. And yet , we've been married all but 32 years. Go figure !! 

    That's what I need in my life. An alcoholic wife or one who puts up with one.

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    17 hours ago, Redleg said:

    There are some on Demonland, who fail to understand the beauty and tranquility of this thread, let alone the sage advice given and knowedge gained by being a reader of it. 

    To that end, I have decided to appease the masses and throw in a football reference in my posts on here, whenever I remember to.

    Also, being the New Year I have vowed to personally improve as a human being and to that end, I am now adding honey to my banana smoothies and I know that MANY PLAYERS IN THE AFL, also enjoy banana smoothies. 

    (Note the footy reference).

    Was most concerned there for a moment Red :)

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    5 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    Was most concerned there for a moment Red :)

    Have no concern, this thread is like a Premiership, it just keeps on giving.

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    E6B19847-02AE-49E4-8D6B-390083690BE1_zps

    I can only imagine corn on the cob and carrots are next to get banned, not to mention melons for men.

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    35 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    E6B19847-02AE-49E4-8D6B-390083690BE1_zps

    I can only imagine corn on the cob and carrots are next to get banned, not to mention melons for men.

    Zuchinis, cucumbers anyone ?  :unsure:

    Edited by beelzebub

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    9 hours ago, Jesus Hoganshaw said:

    That's what I need in my life. An alcoholic wife or one who puts up with one.

    Well even I'm surprised that the first customer for my marriage counselling business would be Jesus!

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    50 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    E6B19847-02AE-49E4-8D6B-390083690BE1_zps

    I can only imagine corn on the cob and carrots are next to get banned, not to mention melons for men.

    there goes the huitres naturelles then.......,,,,:mellow:

    
 
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    14 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

    I'll bet you he's got plenty of cash! If not he can sell his body( by the kilo) 

    BBO still has the first penny he earnt.

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    2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    E6B19847-02AE-49E4-8D6B-390083690BE1_zps

    I can only imagine corn on the cob and carrots are next to get banned, not to mention melons for men.

    Is it 1 April already?

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    I wonder how the mufti feels about pineapples.

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    54 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    I wonder how the mufti feels about pineapples.

    I hear he loves a good oyster Kilpatrick though. At least he has some taste.

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    1 hour ago, Biffen said:

    I wonder how the mufti feels about pineapples.

    Pineapples are fine if they're not inserted in the wrong orifice.

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    2 minutes ago, pineapple dee said:

    Pineapples are fine if they're not inserted in the wrong orifice.

    Nice one rough end!

     

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