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13 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Back yard blitz more like it Toady

That sounds like a lot of work for poor old BBO.

 

 

 

 

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I believe he is opening a refugee centre/exploitation camp for gullible immigrants.

At least BBO has not been wasting his time.

The wheels of commerce are turning again in Romsey.

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3 hours ago, Biffen said:

I believe he is opening a refugee centre/exploitation camp for gullible immigrants.

At least BBO has not been wasting his time.

The wheels of commerce are turning again in Romsey.

Bet you he has the local govt involved in his business ventures as well. Nothing like a grant to get the wheels of the economy running again.

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5 hours ago, Biffen said:

I believe he is opening a refugee centre/exploitation camp for gullible immigrants.

At least BBO has not been wasting his time.

The wheels of commerce are turning again in Romsey.

Is Romsey the Kings Cross of Victoria?

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8 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Is Romsey the Kings Cross of Victoria?

Not as interesting DF.

Unless you know the right perverts.

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Happy new year to all .

In the spirit of renewal I believe our resident degenerate from Romsey is due to regale us with his misdeeds soon.Does anyone know his whereabouts or the terms of his ostracism.I would have thought his month in Coventry had passed by now?

 

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Well well Biff - I have been renewed.   A new man, an upright citizen ready to selflessly contribute to the greater good of society.My first New Year's Reso is to shed some kilograms. However, due to some previous misunderstandings, I am persona non grata  at all nearby gymnasia. So I have dusted off the treadly and purchased some new spandex. I have already attracted some envious glances around the village. I do cut a rather dashing figure if I do say so myself.

I have also decided to look for a new vocation in life. During my recent treatments, I met some quite delightful psychoanalysts,psychologists in general and a myriad of counsellors. So Uncle Bitter is planning to reinvent himself as a relationship or marriage counsellor. I have had quite a bit to do with other peoples' marriages over the years so I am quite confident that I can make an impact.

Doing good is my new motto!

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Most marriages end in divorce.

I see this latest entrepreneurial venture from Romsey may have commercial potential.

Particularly if you are both cause and solution to mist of the issues at hand.I wish you every success

I can forward a copy of the Ashley Madison  mailing list to help with connecting you to the right market.

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Thank you for your support and understanding Biffen!! When it all comes down to it, I need to make a dollar while supporting those in need. While you, with a string of failed relationships behind you are beyond my help, I'm there are some on Demonland who would benefit from my wisdom in marital matters.

Btw, I am already a platinum member that worthy organisation you alluded to.

 

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There are some on Demonland, who fail to understand the beauty and tranquility of this thread, let alone the sage advice given and knowedge gained by being a reader of it. 

To that end, I have decided to appease the masses and throw in a football reference in my posts on here, whenever I remember to.

Also, being the New Year I have vowed to personally improve as a human being and to that end, I am now adding honey to my banana smoothies and I know that MANY PLAYERS IN THE AFL, also enjoy banana smoothies. 

(Note the footy reference).

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On 31 December 2015 at 10:17 AM, DemonFrog said:

Greats news !

The MFC remains undefeated in 2016.

Great to hear from you in 2016 DF.

The extra good news is we are liable to stay that way for some weeks yet.

Arh the smell of success!

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Amaretto Di Saronno neat or in anything has health benefits. When I first took my wife to dinner, I brought some to the restaurant  in an old paper bag. She should have seen the writing on the wall back then. And yet , we've been married all but 32 years. Go figure !! 

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24 minutes ago, pineapple dee said:

Amaretto Di Saronno neat or in anything has health benefits. When I first took my wife to dinner, I brought some to the restaurant  in an old paper bag. She should have seen the writing on the wall back then. And yet , we've been married all but 32 years. Go figure !! 

32 years!

It's people like you pineapple who will send bbo's new venture broke.

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10 hours ago, Redleg said:

There are some on Demonland, who fail to understand the beauty and tranquility of this thread, let alone the sage advice given and knowedge gained by being a reader of it. 

To that end, I have decided to appease the masses and throw in a football reference in my posts on here, whenever I remember to.

Also, being the New Year I have vowed to personally improve as a human being and to that end, I am now adding honey to my banana smoothies and I know that MANY PLAYERS IN THE AFL, also enjoy banana smoothies. 

(Note the footy reference).

(for the geeks out there) You could just put *footy in your signature RL ...:):cool::rolleyes:

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6 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

32 years!

It's people like you pineapple who will send bbo's new venture broke.

I'll bet you he's got plenty of cash! If not he can sell his body( by the kilo) 

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