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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Trust this is irony Redleg, otherwise I would feel very sorry for you.

Red doesn't get out as much as he used to... ^_^

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    BTW I'm looking a "please explain" from Lothario. It seems the Member for Borewood remained seated while the rest of The House gave Rosie Batty a standing ovation today.

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    Redtube is addictive ... so I hear.

    Is the rumour true that your their number 1 subscriber?

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    Is the rumour true that your their number 1 subscriber?

    FMD Flo g!! But yes, I am a gold card member. Biffen arranged it. I believe he is a ... eerr contributor to the site.

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    BTW I'm looking a "please explain" from Lothario. It seems the Member for Borewood remained seated while the rest of The House gave Rosie Batty a standing ovation today.

    the member from burwood had a problem with his member and was unable to stand for obvious reasons......i'm sure you have had this problem before, bitters, and would sympathise

    besides, he'd had a very long lunch (discussing constituent issues of course) and was quite unstable on his legs, again you would understand

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    the member from burwood had a problem with his member and was unable to stand for obvious reasons......i'm sure you have had this problem before, bitters, and would sympathise

    besides, he'd had a very long lunch (discussing constituent issues of course) and was quite unstable on his legs, again you would understand

    Thank you for that useless response dc.

    However, I have another issue that has just popped up. My squeeze just messaged to say she was working OT and not to wait up. This seemed to disturb the lads as they claim her workplace's OT budget is spent.

    What could this mean?

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    Thank you for that useless response dc.

    However, I have another issue that has just popped up. My squeeze just messaged to say she was working OT and not to wait up. This seemed to disturb the lads as they claim her workplace's OT budget is spent.

    What could this mean?

    unpaid OT?

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    Thank you for that useless response dc.

    However, I have another issue that has just popped up. My squeeze just messaged to say she was working OT and not to wait up. This seemed to disturb the lads as they claim her workplace's OT budget is spent.

    What could this mean?

    She found a replacement?

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    Redtube is addictive ... so I hear.

    I'm not addicted.

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    or...paid in kind?.............whatever it takes

    Not many people are kind at the Gat dc

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    Not many people are kind at the Gat dc

    I'ts a jungle sometimes Moon.

    We are under siege from inner city

    trendy,green voting,yuppie do gooding,moneyed up leftist,agitating bastards like your good self.

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    I'ts a jungle sometimes Moon.

    We are under siege from inner city

    trendy,green voting,yuppie do gooding,moneyed up leftist,agitating bastards like your good self.

    I wish.

    But thanks for your concern and expression of inadequacy biff

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    Gee, it's quiet around here lately.

    Free speech offends.

    Censored speech bores.

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    Free speech offends.

    Censored speech bores.

    Can we just draw pictures then?

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    Beautiful Banana for lunch today!

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    Beautiful Banana for lunch today!

    Is there any other kind?

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    Had a look at the MFC website today and the wrap up of the draft with player & Roosey interviews etc. Got to say that I'm happy with the choices made. Also got to say that I could have posted the same thing for the last 20 years. So I've triply got to say I have no idea what makes for a good draft. But that I hope I'm alive to see the fruits of this draft deliver in spades.

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    Beautiful Banana for lunch today!

    Now you are talking.

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    Greetings from Havana I was hoping to catch up with Hemingway but can't find him. I have been to all his old drinking holes but no sign of him. Otherwise the weather is very balmy and the rum is flowing freely in between my official engagements of course.

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