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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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i thought sensible posts here were banned :(:):ph34r::blink::wacko::unsure::lol:

Everyone makes mistakes :lol:

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    Everyone makes mistakes :lol:

    actually i'll concede that, though i can't remember one personally. i'll put that down to a bad memory for the sake of harmony

    edit" i think rhino might be an exception (at least in his mind)

    but....maybe i'm mistaken, or maybe you are :o

    Edited by daisycutter

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    actually i'll concede that, though i can't remember one personally. i'll put that down to a bad memory for the sake of harmony

    edit" i think rhino might be an exception (at least in his mind)

    but....maybe i'm mistaken, or maybe you are :o

    Ok, I should have said "Everyone makes mistakes, but I could be wrong about that" :huh::blink::):lol:

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    WJ, this is about the only thread on Demonland that can't be derailed ...

    Those may well be the truest words you ever utter R and B

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    Those may well be the truest words you ever utter R and B

    Thanks OD, but there is not much competition ... :):lol:

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    Just watching Scarface do business.

    What an honourable gentleman.

    Also a philosopher in many ways.

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    Just watching Scarface do business.

    What an honourable gentleman.

    Also a philosopher in many ways.

    "In this country you gotta have the money. When you have the money, you have the power. When you have the power, you have the women."

    Your kind of man hey biff?

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    "In this country you gotta have the money. When you have the money, you have the power. When you have the power, you have the women."

    Your kind of man hey biff?

    Still wasn't afraid to get his hands dirty.

    Also a great romantic.

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    Still wasn't afraid to get his hands dirty.

    Also a great romantic.

    I don't think he's actually in a scene with women when he says "say hello to my liddle friend".

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    thank the lord

    i've had serious withdrawal issues

    still shaking

    if red doesn't post the countdown quickly i fear a relapse

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    thank the lord

    i've had serious withdrawal issues

    still shaking

    if red doesn't post the countdown quickly i fear a relapse

    Work productivity amongst Dland members at an all time high whilst site down

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    Work productivity amongst Dland members at an all time high whilst site down

    i didn't get much done moonie, spent it coiled up in the foetal position

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    i didn't get much done moonie, spent it coiled up in the foetal position

    No wonder. With 14,000+ posts dc I'm sure you were at a loss of what to do

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    i didn't get much done moonie, spent it coiled up in the foetal position

    Yes, well ... I suppose that is a less strenuous method of carrying out your ... err .... activities.

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    So you don't deny the temptation to abjure your fleshly ways, Uncle Bitters?

    Dr. I have made several attempts at rehabilitation, however, circumstances seem to continually conspire against me! And .. if not circumstances, I am weighed down by those with whom I associate.

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