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What exactly is a stuttering dick? Doubt it is happy, dancing or hopping...

it was probably a grammar mistake (spl) or toned down a tad :o

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    it was probably a grammar mistake (spl) or toned down a tad :o

    Shouldn't it be spelt d-d-d-d-dick? :blink::)

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    Can someone explain the article in today's Age that rated the liveability of all Melbourne's suburbs? If you can please explain to me how Borewood comes in at 80 out of 321 and ahead of Fitzroy at 82? Good heavens I mean the two suburbs are like chalk and cheese. And then the suburb of my birth Box Hill South comes in at 83! So with all I have achieved in my life I have moved one rung up the liveability scale or 0.003% improvement in 30 years! Don't say a word of this to DC.

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    Can someone explain the article in today's Age that rated the liveability of all Melbourne's suburbs? If you can please explain to me how Borewood comes in at 80 out of 321 and ahead of Fitzroy at 82? Good heavens I mean the two suburbs are like chalk and cheese. And then the suburb of my birth Box Hill South comes in at 83! So with all I have achieved in my life I have moved one rung up the liveability scale or 0.003% improvement in 30 years! Don't say a word of this to DC.

    it's your punishment for reading the rage, earl

    p.s. quite a lot of very desirable suburbs ranked poorly. must be a socialist plot

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    it's your punishment for reading the rage, earl

    p.s. quite a lot of very desirable suburbs ranked poorly. must be a socialist plot

    Yes, clearly the first thing up against the wall when the revolution comes is a few uppity suburbs whose reputation has long exceeded their true worth. Throw in a few footy clubs in some of those suburbs (Collingwood, Carlton, Essendon) and now you are talking ... :):lol:

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    Borewood cannot be ranked above Old Fitzroy unless there are bonus points for sterility and lifelessness.

    I wonder how Tittybong ranks with Stuttering Dicks Creek

    Or if Shiitterton in the UK is Better then the town of Hole?

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    Can someone explain the article in today's Age that rated the liveability of all Melbourne's suburbs? If you can please explain to me how Borewood comes in at 80 out of 321 and ahead of Fitzroy at 82? Good heavens I mean the two suburbs are like chalk and cheese. And then the suburb of my birth Box Hill South comes in at 83! So with all I have achieved in my life I have moved one rung up the liveability scale or 0.003% improvement in 30 years! Don't say a word of this to DC.

    A ridiculous article that lacks any credibility whatsoever. I glanced at it expecting to see Romsey firmly entrenched at number1 but to my and the lads chagrin, Romsey was not mentioned. The lads were so outraged they damaged their computer and have cancelled their subscription to that vile newspaper.

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    i drove through fitzroy yesterday on the way to north carlton

    i wish i hadn't

    You should have continued dc, and meandered in a roughly NW direction, until you reached sunny shores of Romsey. The inadequacies of Borewood would have been immediately apparent.

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    i drove through fitzroy yesterday on the way to north carlton

    i wish i hadn't

    Straying from bohemian pretension into Academic authoritarianism.

    You must be preparing to vote Green.

    or visiting an old tennis partner perhaps.

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    Straying from bohemian pretension into Academic authoritarianism.

    You must be preparing to vote Green.

    or visiting an old tennis partner perhaps.

    i was visiting a friend who is pulling up stumps and going to live in a farmhouse in sw frogland

    he offered me carte blanche on his extensive library

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    i was visiting a friend who is pulling up stumps and going to live in a farmhouse in sw frogland

    he offered me carte blanche on his extensive library

    The South of France was not rated anywhere near North Carlton but I imagine it has some other benefits.

    I trust his pension will be spent on wine,great food and immoral women.

    and the rest squandered.

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    Straying from bohemian pretension into Academic authoritarianism.

    You must be preparing to vote Green.

    or visiting an old tennis partner perhaps.

    Dc votes grey or mauve biff. You know that.

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    Dc votes grey or mauve biff. You know that.

    actually, old chap, shades of grey (with a little bit of beige)

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    Can someone explain the article in today's Age that rated the liveability of all Melbourne's suburbs? If you can please explain to me how Borewood comes in at 80 out of 321 and ahead of Fitzroy at 82? Good heavens I mean the two suburbs are like chalk and cheese. And then the suburb of my birth Box Hill South comes in at 83! So with all I have achieved in my life I have moved one rung up the liveability scale or 0.003% improvement in 30 years! Don't say a word of this to DC.

    actually earl, more like spray-paint and cheese

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    Aren't we straying somewhat away from topic?

    WJ, this is about the only thread on Demonland that can't be derailed ...

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    actually, old chap, shades of grey (with a little bit of beige)

    50 presumably ...

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    WJ, this is about the only thread on Demonland that can't be derailed ...

    That is such a sensible comment it doesn't even need to be accompanied by a phalanx of emojis.

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    That is such a sensible comment it doesn't even need to be accompanied by a phalanx of emojis.

    That can fixed (and DC did it for me!)

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