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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Ignore the hype.

Will finish 8th.

Jazza you said this two years ago. But I see you plan now. If you say this every year, one day it will be right.

 

Jazza you said this two years ago. But I see you plan now. If you say this every year, one day it will be right.

Any chance we will live that long DF?

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Any chance we will live that long DF?

A lot can happen in the next 25 years OD. Which is about the time it will take to turn over this current list.

 

A lot can happen in the next 25 years OD. Which is about the time it will take to turn over this current list.

Oh!

I will be in an urn by then DF


I hope it's a 'good urn' OD.

I hope it's a 'good urn' OD.

Fairly confident that I don't care bjDee

Oh!

I will be in an urn by then DF

We can not rush our rebuilds OD

 
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2 huge sporting events this weekend, Aussies v NZ and Casey v Williamstown.

don't use the orange ones jazza, he makes them up from some old vietnam army surplus supplies

the rest he sources from someone in fiskville , so probably ok

The orange ones made my hair and teeth fall out .

Thought i was getting old,now realise its the pills.


The orange ones made my hair and teeth fall out .

Thought i was getting old,now realise its the pills.

he has some great hair and teeth restorer pills too, jazza. check him out (i'm on commission so you'll be doing me a favour too)

he has some great hair and teeth restorer pills too, jazza. check him out (i'm on commission so you'll be doing me a favour too)

Try to sell him some of that quit smoking stuff from the warehouse, near the imported frozen berries.

Meanwhile I will try to get him back on the smokes.

He's ours now.

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Oh!

I will be in an urn by then DF

Taking a well urned rest OD? Pretty sure I'll be doing the same in 25 yrs time.

Taking a well urned rest OD? Pretty sure I'll be doing the same in 25 yrs time.

OD just wants to rush our 1964 rebuild.

All good thing take time and in the MFC case it will take at least 75 years.

Jazza you said this two years ago. But I see you plan now. If you say this every year, one day it will be right.

2 years ago,i was hyped up on nicotene.

Today im clean and drug free{sort of,thanks biff}

8th,put it in the book frogboy.

OD just wants to rush our 1964 rebuild.

All good thing take time and in the MFC case it will take at least 75 years.

1964 was a good one the rebuild started in 65 DF

2 years ago,i was hyped up on nicotene.

Today im clean and drug free{sort of,thanks biff}

8th,put it in the book frogboy.

LOL 15th is already booked in Jazza


1964 was a good one the rebuild started in 65 DF

Any time before 1968 is all the same to me OD

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Looks like another quiet news day, today.

Looks like another quiet news day, today.

Yes I am falling asleep here.

Might take a walk in the sun about 2.00 pm

 

Yes I am falling asleep here.

Might take a walk in the sun about 2.00 pm

Is that why you are so busy with your countdown? :)

Is that why you are so busy with your countdown? :)

The countdown to what?


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