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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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can't wait to see your custom made leather jacket (hope you took the lizard skin option, would be apt)[/quote

Not to be outdone in good taste I chose Komodo dc

nice, very classy

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    Just watched the Dees win over the Tigers last year again on Fox Footy.

    Denigrated players Pedo, Toumpas and Watts were among our best.

    Also Matt Jones had plenty of the ball but as usual his disposal let him down. If he could fix that part of his game he would be a handy player as he can find the ball.

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    Just watched the Dees win over the Tigers last year again on Fox Footy.

    Denigrated players Pedo, Toumpas and Watts were among our best.

    Also Matt Jones had plenty of the ball but as usual his disposal let him down. If he could fix that part of his game he would be a handy player as he can find the ball.

    That Watts pass to Riley in the goals was a thing of beauty!

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    Embarrassment,shame guilt.

    Maybe hide for a few days.

    Got nobody to blame except meself.

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    Uh oh, I believe BBO came home via New York. This might explain the purpose of his trip to Indo...

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    Edited by Moonshadow

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    Apparently he was Pi eyed

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    Coming home with your hair braided again Uncle Glitter?

    He couldn't even get the mirken into Indo.

    They have rules about lice.

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    He couldn't even get the mirken into Indo.

    They have rules about lice.

    Bali is an ex pat designer's heaven biff. Maybe BBO is getting a new range developed. The surfing merkin? Or the hipster merkin (to match the beards)???

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    Bali is an ex pat designer's heaven biff. Maybe BBO is getting a new range developed. The surfing merkin? Or the hipster merkin (to match the beards)???

    That'd be Kelly Slater

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    IRISH GHOST STORY

    This story happened a while ago in Dublin , and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's true.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~

    John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in

    the midst of a big storm.

    The night was rolling on and not a single car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.

    Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped.

    John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door, only to realize

    there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on. The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of nowhere through the window, and turned the wheel. John, paralyzed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or harmed him.

    Shortly thereafter, John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering strength; he jumped out of

    the car and ran to it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had.

    A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realized he was crying.

    And he wasn't drunk.

    Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the dark and stormy night. They, like John, were also soaked and out of breath. Looking around, and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other ...

    "Look Paddy ... there's that fooking idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it!!!"

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    DAY =1

    Getting started is easy.

    Making sure you finish is the name of the game.

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    95% humidity up here on the Coast yesterday. The players would be feeling it training in that.

    Mrs. Redleg's glasses fogged up as she got out of the car and all the windows in our apartment were fogged completely when we got home.

    Pretty warm today too. Reminds me of Singapore.

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    DAY =1

    Getting started is easy.

    Making sure you finish is the name of the game.

    Gotta start somewhere sometime jazza ...

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    Gotta start somewhere sometime jazza ...

    Just gutted at my weakness,so weak i feel like BBO or Biff.

    Anyway 189 days and i start again,

    at least ive now got experience.

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    Just gutted at my weakness,so weak i feel like BBO or Biff.

    chin up jazza, no-one could be that weak

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    Just gutted at my weakness,so weak i feel like BBO or Biff.

    Anyway 189 days and i start again,

    at least ive now got experience.

    Time passes quickly in the can Jazza.

    Just make sure you have enough books and smokes to get you through.

    Oh sorry mate ,I forgot you don't read and don't smoke.

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    Just gutted at my weakness,so weak i feel like BBO or Biff.

    Anyway 189 days and i start again,

    at least ive now got experience.

    Wrong perspective jazza. 189 days withou, 1 with. That is a percentage of nearly 19,000. Sounds good.

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    Just gutted at my weakness,so weak i feel like BBO or Biff.

    Anyway 189 days and i start again,

    at least ive now got experience.

    We "real farmers" always considered dairy farmers as bits of hobbyists and soft to boot!

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    We "real farmers" always considered dairy farmers as bits of hobbyists and soft to boot!

    Funny how opinions vary Bbo I think that Dairy Farmers are the toughest of all farmers some of the others are [censored] by comparison.

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    Funny how opinions vary Bbo I think that Dairy Farmers are the toughest of all farmers some of the others are [censored] by comparison.

    +1

    twice a day (incl before dawn) 365 days a year

    almost as regular as bbo's drinking habit

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    Funny how opinions vary Bbo I think that Dairy Farmers are the toughest of all farmers some of the others are [censored] by comparison.

    Agree. That is why I have "dairy" milk chocolate instead of "dark" chocolate.

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    Agree. That is why I have "dairy" milk chocolate instead of "dark" chocolate.

    Yeah right!

    if you believe that you will believe anything.

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    Yeah right!

    if you believe that you will believe anything.

    That is paleo dairy milk chocolate, eh Redleg? :)

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