I don't like Dick at all.

Not even a little bit.

i dont like him either but whats the bet he gets 35 touches 10 inside fifties and 4 goals this week?

pies will smash us

If he puts it down Clokes throat, he might choke infront of goal. These gags are getting old.

Dick will swell up if slammed by Dawes.

That one too.

i dont like him either but whats the bet he gets 35 touches 10 inside fifties and 4 goals this week?

pies will smash us

I don't get it...

oh was i meant to be making a joke?

i rather hunt then dick

Highly regarded ball carrier but wastes too much time looking for the easy path to goal around the flanks

Edited June 10, 201114 yr by ravi shanker

oh was i meant to be making a joke?

I don't get this one either!

Will he play or is Malthouse just dick teasing?

Is this an audition for the scriptwriter's gig on the Footy Show?

No, thats JCB, reckons dicks a [censored]!

i dont like him either but whats the bet he gets 35 touches 10 inside fifties and 4 goals this week?

pies will smash us

That sounds like a lot. I think we might tag him.

I reckon he'd be lucky to get 23 touches. 8 inside 50! In & under, 9 hard ball gets. 5 receives, & 11 rebounds from the back half.

Imagine what a reciever like N Buckley would get if he were being delivered to the game by Ed.

Brad Dick is the only player in the AFL that has a cigarette in the change rooms after each game.

Make no mistake, Dicks sixth sense with partner Ball will see the explosive Gys contained.

Thankfully, Dick wont Tap-scott - he'll be busy coaching.

Will he play or is Malthouse just dick teasing?

Malthouse loves Dick so I think it's a straight in for mine.

Whilst Dick is good, even at his hardest I feel about 3/4 of the CollingWood team could eat Dick for breakfast.

The prospect of a fully fit Dick on Queen's Birthday gets me excited.

The question does remain though. In all seriousness, which "lucky" Melbourne defender takes Dick? Do we stick Batram on Dick and hope he can absorb Dick's explosiveness, or do we make someone else take Dick or perhaps just leave it up to the lose man in defense?

FWIW I rate Dick and if we're not careful he could [censored] us. We must stay tight in the back half.

Pity we don't have Johncock, he'd be a sure thing to take on Dick...

Gysbits on Dick or Brown??

brad dick is always a slippery player against us. gets out of the stickiest situaion at all cost.

Lets hope he's not up & about early

In fact lets hope he doesn't get a touch all day

Lets hope he's not up & about early

In fact lets hope he doesn't get a touch all day

Cos we know if he gets a touch he's going to really respond and come into the game...

Edited June 10, 201114 yr by Striker475

Pity we don't have Johncock, he'd be a sure thing to take on Dick...

we do have Stiffy Martin though?

Collingwood fans will deny they love Dick all season long, but all Collingwood fans seem to crave a bit of Dick for the Queens Birthday Clash.

Seriously, how does this below average player find a way to carve us up every time he plays us????

tends not to be the best decision maker tho

Underrated post.

We're in trouble if he starts pulling out bananas from the pocket

Lets hope he's not up & about early

In fact lets hope he doesn't get a touch all day

I don't know,,, I'd like to see our 'Boys', give'n 'em a good 'ol, "Touch Up", right throughout Monday Arvo'!

And in the End, We can all give 'EM the Teddy Whitten,,,

Edited June 10, 201114 yr by dee-luded

Hope he doesn't rub it in our face again!

I'll throw a wobbly!

Edited June 10, 201114 yr by Rusty Nails

The last thing any of us want to see is Dick in the hands of the trainers.

Edited June 10, 201114 yr by leucopogon