Saturday, 2.10pm, MCG

Melbourne

B: Bartram, Frawley, Garland

HB: Grimes, Rivers, Tapscott

C: Gysberts, Moloney, Trengove

HF: Dunn, Watts, Green

F: Wonnameiri, Jurrah, Davey

R: Jamar, Sylvia, Jones

Int: Bail, Bennell, Morton

Sub: Newton

The Bye

B: Booze Bus, Couch, TV

HB: Holiday, Relations with the Missus, Studying

C: Long drive, Partying, Footy Show

HF: Radio Stint, Twitter, Family Time

F: Kids Classes, Facebook, Relaxation

R: Friends, McDonalds, Physio time

Int: Work experience, Remote Communities, Tiwi Islands

Sub: Sin Bin

The Bye did a job on Adelaide a couple of weeks ago and has seemingly scared the crap out of St Kilda, but I just think Melbourne have got better depth and class and will steamroll them. Tiwi Islands in for their first of the year, whether he will have an impact isn't known yet.

And if we don't win by 150 points, Bailey is going to be ritualistically murdered by me and a cadre of vampire-witches!

Hopefully Bail can tag 'Partying' out of the game, else he may go head to head with Moloney.

Relations with the Missus at CHB is the danger player to watch.

He just loves to surprise you from behind, but push his buttons enough and he'll be out of the game by quarter time.

Saturday, 2.10pm, MCG

Melbourne

B: Bartram, Frawley, Garland

HB: Grimes, Rivers, Tapscott

C: Gysberts, Moloney, Trengove

HF: Dunn, Watts, Green

F: Wonnameiri, Jurrah, Davey

R: Jamar, Sylvia, Jones

Int: Bail, Bennell, Morton

Sub: Newton

Why the %$#@ would you drop Martin this week ! The guy is a shining beacon and can do better than Newton, tenfold ! FMD

If we put Newton in, then expect the bye to over run us this week.

Why the %$#@ would you drop Martin this week ! The guy is a shining beacon and can do better than Newton, tenfold ! FMD

If we put Newton in, then expect the bye to over run us this week.

I was sitting there for 20mins trying to work out who I forgot.

Why the %$#@ would you drop Martin this week ! The guy is a shining beacon and can do better than Newton, tenfold ! FMD

If we put Newton in, then expect the bye to over run us this week.

After seeing Newton during pre-season, I think McDonalds will smash him.

Don't worry the FD penciled in Martin for a break this week - His GPS plots had gone up so much this year they were worried about burnout. He's got a light week on the track and will be freshened for Wet Toast next week. They also thought he should go to WA early so as he can maintain the physique and sunbakeing ritual without reverting to the solarium....

Very much a danger game.

Honestly, I don't see us winning this one. I don't even think our players will turn up.

Very much a danger game.

Was thinking the same thing. We have dropped games like this before.

Don't worry the FD penciled in Martin for a break this week - His GPS plots had gone up so much this year they were worried about burnout. He's got a light week on the track and will be freshened for Wet Toast next week. They also thought he should go to WA early so as he can maintain the physique and sunbakeing ritual without reverting to the solarium....

According to Garland, Martin has been "out-tanning" the best of his teammates in the off-season.

Solarium or spray on ?

I think Work Experience and about 8 of his brothers played for Suns last weekend.

who is going to tag Moloney this weekend? surely Bail will get this job

Was thinking the same thing. We have dropped games like this before.

I'd just like to clarify.

I don't really think this is the danger game, I think we'll dominate the Bye. But they're a hard team to pull up from, and with only a 5 day break before the next game, it could be a worry.

I'd just like to clarify.

I don't really think this is the danger game, I think we'll dominate the Bye. But they're a hard team to pull up from, and with only a 5 day break before the next game, it could be a worry.

I think Wonaeamirri wouldn't mind taking on Tiwi Islands this week.

Long as they don't release Twitter to tag Jones, cos that'd be serious trouble

looks like we get shafted again on the tv coverage for this match,

unless someone else does a Moloney.

I would prefer a runnng player as the SUB - Wona maybe

Boozebus could be a problem if it starts on Moloney

Could just do enough to block his run in the middle.

Boozebus is a front runner, if it gets a sniff ,Beamer could be found wanting.

Boozebus blanketed the whole midfield , alone, the week before

let nothing through, ione to watch, as a top class stopper.

Tapscott for Rising star this week will destroy 'Kids Classes'

Definately concerned about this week.

Most of there players always seem to go that bit harder on a long weekend.

In particular; Relaxation, Holiday, Partying and Family time. And we can be sure that Booze Bus will cover alot of the ground.

Could not have come at a worse time for the club - a friend who knows people who know other people who know Tom Scully said apparently he hates the bye and that this week will be the nail in the coffin on his career at MFC

quite worried about Facebook at full foward. renowned for time wasting, esp if its a close one.

Why the %$#@ would you drop Martin this week ! The guy is a shining beacon and can do better than Newton, tenfold ! FMD

If we put Newton in, then expect the bye to over run us this week.

I disagree - I think the bye is a perfect matchup for Newton

$100 on lowest score for the round. we are a dead cert.

Sin Bin could be dangerous coming off the bench..

Their HF line is overrated I think. Twitter in particular.